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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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Q: So your job is to judge people, but not to judge people for judging people.
A: You’re making it sound like I approve of Krampus’s methods. I don’t. Just because you share a holiday with someone doesn’t mean you agree with them on everything. I love kids.
A: You’re making it sound like I approve of Krampus’s methods. I don’t. Just because you share a holiday with someone doesn’t mean you agree with them on everything. I love kids.
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Q: So your job is to judge people, but not to judge people for judging people.
A: You’re making it sound like I approve of Krampus’s methods. I don’t. Just because you share a holiday with someone doesn’t mean you agree with them on everything. I love kids.
A: You’re making it sound like I approve of Krampus’s methods. I don’t. Just because you share a holiday with someone doesn’t mean you agree with them on everything. I love kids.
In SCP:SL, there used to be a few floors/edges that didn't count as floors for the purpose of taking fall damage. This means players could fake a fall to their death to escape a pursuer or take a near fatal shortcut.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In SCP:SL, there used to be a few floors/edges that didn't count as floors for the purpose of taking fall damage. This means players could fake a fall to their death to escape a pursuer or take a near fatal shortcut.
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another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
![screenshot of a tweet that reads as follows:
MARY OLIVER: You do not have to walk on your knees for one hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
ME: What if it loves this [shows phone screen]
MARY OLIVER: That's fine but do not show it to me again](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n7xsqoc7ztdsmfuvfmtndp52/bafkreidckcmrloy7b4zi2vfb3d7lfg63hnivaigdo5peksss7ysfesfd4m@jpeg)
July 4, 2023 at 2:35 AM
another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
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It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.
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October 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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Liberals say that Trump has turned our democracy into a fascist dictatorship. They're wrong—he's turned our republic into a fascist dictatorship.
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Liberals say that Trump has turned our democracy into a fascist dictatorship. They're wrong—he's turned our republic into a fascist dictatorship.
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i'm at the Yes Kings rally and it's really rough. most of it is me pouring mead for this guy while he entertains lords from far away lands
October 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i'm at the Yes Kings rally and it's really rough. most of it is me pouring mead for this guy while he entertains lords from far away lands
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Inktober 18. Deal
October 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Inktober 18. Deal
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I live here. It's a quad plex and it sucks
October 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I live here. It's a quad plex and it sucks
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A man stirs the pot with a large stick. “It’s a metaphor,” he says.
The frog is sweating.
The frog is informed that this is due to a natural variation in temperature.
“He’s clearly boiling the frog,” say the other frogs.
All books about frogs have vanished from the library.
The frog is sweating.
The frog is informed that this is due to a natural variation in temperature.
“He’s clearly boiling the frog,” say the other frogs.
All books about frogs have vanished from the library.
Signs the Frog Has Been Boiled
A large pot sits in plain sight. There’s a frog in it. Every day, Leader announces his plans to boil the frog. His campaign slogan was “BOIL THAT F...
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October 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A man stirs the pot with a large stick. “It’s a metaphor,” he says.
The frog is sweating.
The frog is informed that this is due to a natural variation in temperature.
“He’s clearly boiling the frog,” say the other frogs.
All books about frogs have vanished from the library.
The frog is sweating.
The frog is informed that this is due to a natural variation in temperature.
“He’s clearly boiling the frog,” say the other frogs.
All books about frogs have vanished from the library.
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"What are you gonna do, set me on fire?"
October 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"What are you gonna do, set me on fire?"
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I am returning to my TTRPG roots with a game I originally designed 3-4 years ago but never released.
RITE is a #TTRPG #zine game? experience? ritual? where up to four players take on discrete roles to create sacraments for midwinter.
Launching Oct. 14th
7 day campaign
Other RPGs as add-ons
RITE is a #TTRPG #zine game? experience? ritual? where up to four players take on discrete roles to create sacraments for midwinter.
Launching Oct. 14th
7 day campaign
Other RPGs as add-ons
October 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."
Please Let Our Warfighters Use Your Restroom
By now, you’ve noticed our brave patriots—ICE, the National Guard, police officers, select local mall cops, rando bodyguards, weird little incels, ...
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October 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"We separate people from their kids. Tackle as many of them as possible. Zip-tie their toddlers and grandparents. And stand around looking tough. We look so tough. Increasingly, we also really need to take dumps."
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"He could be heard quoting Bible passages almost as much as he could be heard quoting from other texts written by historical figures. Mr. Duke himself was highly quotable, although in the interest of space, none of his famous quotes will be shared here."
The Last Remaining Newspaper’s Obituary for David Duke, ca. 2033
The following message has been approved by the FCC, Louisiana Commissar’s Branch. - - -David Ernest Duke, devoted father, community leader, and pas...
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September 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"He could be heard quoting Bible passages almost as much as he could be heard quoting from other texts written by historical figures. Mr. Duke himself was highly quotable, although in the interest of space, none of his famous quotes will be shared here."
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dont ask what your country can do for you, ask your ex what it'll take for them to give you a second chance
September 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
dont ask what your country can do for you, ask your ex what it'll take for them to give you a second chance
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
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Sometimes you just need the comforts of home while you're on the road.
This very very tiny house can offer a reprieve regardless of where you are, then conveniently go on a keychain. It's just one of the 200+ #DnD magic items on our Patreon.
This very very tiny house can offer a reprieve regardless of where you are, then conveniently go on a keychain. It's just one of the 200+ #DnD magic items on our Patreon.
September 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Sometimes you just need the comforts of home while you're on the road.
This very very tiny house can offer a reprieve regardless of where you are, then conveniently go on a keychain. It's just one of the 200+ #DnD magic items on our Patreon.
This very very tiny house can offer a reprieve regardless of where you are, then conveniently go on a keychain. It's just one of the 200+ #DnD magic items on our Patreon.
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
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Trans rights are, in fact and always will be, human rights. Pass it on.
Trans rights are, in fact and always will be, human rights. Pass it on.
Trans rights are, in fact and always will be, human rights. Pass it on.
August 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Trans rights are, in fact and always will be, human rights. Pass it on.