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October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Why are commentators always telling us to talk to more cunts?
August 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Why are commentators always telling us to talk to more cunts?
June 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow
April 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow
When I am Prime Minister, there will a mandatory standard design for hotel shower controls that clearly indicates which thing makes it hotter (and in which direction you turn it), and which thing makes the water come out.
February 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
When I am Prime Minister, there will a mandatory standard design for hotel shower controls that clearly indicates which thing makes it hotter (and in which direction you turn it), and which thing makes the water come out.
Atop the tower containing Big Ben, there is a lantern, the Ayrton Light. It is illuminated whenever the house is in session. When I am prime minister, I will make it mandatory for all McDonald's to have a similar lantern to be lit when the milkshake machine is fucked.
January 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Atop the tower containing Big Ben, there is a lantern, the Ayrton Light. It is illuminated whenever the house is in session. When I am prime minister, I will make it mandatory for all McDonald's to have a similar lantern to be lit when the milkshake machine is fucked.
UK Trains only stopped dumping raw sewage onto the tracks five years ago
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017...
No more platform No 2s: train toilets to stop emptying on to tracks
Modern fleets and holding-tank facilities will end dumping of raw sewage on to railway lines
www.theguardian.com
December 29, 2024 at 3:20 PM
UK Trains only stopped dumping raw sewage onto the tracks five years ago
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017...
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1. FC Nürnberg‘s ultras with a message towards the German FA (DFB) re their vote in favor of holding the 2034 World Cup in Saudi Arabia:
“You voted for Saudi Arabia yesterday and already ordering the One Love armband tomorrow? Your spine is exactly as flexible as your morals!”
“You voted for Saudi Arabia yesterday and already ordering the One Love armband tomorrow? Your spine is exactly as flexible as your morals!”
December 15, 2024 at 1:41 PM
1. FC Nürnberg‘s ultras with a message towards the German FA (DFB) re their vote in favor of holding the 2034 World Cup in Saudi Arabia:
“You voted for Saudi Arabia yesterday and already ordering the One Love armband tomorrow? Your spine is exactly as flexible as your morals!”
“You voted for Saudi Arabia yesterday and already ordering the One Love armband tomorrow? Your spine is exactly as flexible as your morals!”
Only just found out tonight that George Martin produced America
December 7, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Only just found out tonight that George Martin produced America
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Imagine being the Korean person who went to bed early and slept through all of this, waking up in about two to three hours.
And just like that, Yoon has LIFTED martial law. It is over.
December 3, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Imagine being the Korean person who went to bed early and slept through all of this, waking up in about two to three hours.
The capital looking crisp this evening
November 21, 2024 at 11:12 PM
The capital looking crisp this evening
What in the world domination secret society conspiracy theory is going on with those books?
November 21, 2024 at 6:11 PM
What in the world domination secret society conspiracy theory is going on with those books?
There can only be one logo
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 AM
There can only be one logo
A stunning intercity train ride from Nottingham to London today.
November 20, 2024 at 7:30 PM
A stunning intercity train ride from Nottingham to London today.
Kneecap.
Nottingham.
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Nottingham.
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November 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Kneecap.
Nottingham.
🔥
Nottingham.
🔥
Colder than the south
November 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Colder than the south
The 1972 Presidential Election results
November 19, 2024 at 12:30 AM
The 1972 Presidential Election results
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This is plausible because if there's one thing you associate with ballet stars it's clumsiness.
November 18, 2024 at 12:12 PM
This is plausible because if there's one thing you associate with ballet stars it's clumsiness.
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Mrs G: You're home early, babe.
Me: Sandwiches are woke.
Mrs G: What?
Me [loading shotgun and heading back out]: Sandwiches are woke.
Me: Sandwiches are woke.
Mrs G: What?
Me [loading shotgun and heading back out]: Sandwiches are woke.
November 18, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Mrs G: You're home early, babe.
Me: Sandwiches are woke.
Mrs G: What?
Me [loading shotgun and heading back out]: Sandwiches are woke.
Me: Sandwiches are woke.
Mrs G: What?
Me [loading shotgun and heading back out]: Sandwiches are woke.
@soundhog.bsky.social volume 6 has never been equalled
November 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
@soundhog.bsky.social volume 6 has never been equalled