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Lord Andrew Flashheart
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Born & Bred in God’s own County, Trade Unionist, Socialist, ex-Yorkshire Miner, LUFC.
Fighting for the Sick, the Old, the Poor & for those with out Hope.
Pinned
We were, still are & will always be

THE ENEMY WITHIN

The ones they Hate

The ones they Despise

The ones they tried to starve, to beat, to destroy

But we’re still here, we will not go away

And 40 years later

THEY STILL FEAR US & they still cover up & Hide what they did to us in
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It's not a coincidence that the four most damaging politicians of the last two decades (Cameron, Osborne, Johnson and Farage) are all the products of English public schools.
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Recruitment: definitely came up short in attack, if not overall.

Board: quite happy for Farke to take the fall. If they sack him, they can be seen to take action.

Farke: not playing the best hand with the cards he's been dealt, especially away from home. #lufc
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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The root cause is leaving the summer recruitment to someone who hadn't done it before. It was a disaster. That is on the owners.
Now, the only chance of avoiding relegation is to try a new coach. Doing nowt isn't an option. The owners are not going to sack themselves.
#lufc
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The owners of the right wing press and their fellow travellers in the media are terrified of having to pay their fair share of tax.
That's why the gloves are off. Hell hath no fury like the rich facing the prospect of parting with their wealth.
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Following Chris Wilder’s shock return to managing Sheffield United

Paraag Marathe is believed to be considering turning to a past Leeds United Legend if results don’t improve

He meets all 3 of the 49ers Management Criteria

1) He’s experienced

2) He’s Available

3) He’s Cheap

#LUFC
September 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Paraag Marathe Starring in

THE SILENCE OF THE LEEDS

The 2025 Transfer window Horror Story
September 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Leeds United

We came, we observed, we considered, we thought about, we were interested in, we sounded out, we talked with, we liked the look of, we were confident, we bidded for, we asked for a loan, we were outbid, we were poached, we were turned down

WE TRIED, BUT WE FAILED
September 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
September 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️

Leeds United might manage to get Effin Nobody through the door before 7pm

it’s also looking like

Wetryed Buttfayled is now going to Sunderland

Still an outside chance of a loan for the Dutch Striker Bort Sod-Hall though
September 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Credit where it’s due to Daniel Farke & Leeds today

A well deserved draw

The team looked much better organised

DC-L was impressive in the short time he was on

Good runs, fast & looks up for it

Perri solid, Bogle good as usual

Good performances from all of the players
😀😀😀

#LUFC
August 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A Live image from the Leeds United Recruitment Department this morning

Adam Underwood carefully studying his 6th choice Striker options

#LUFC
August 30, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️

Neil Warnock is believed to be looking for a house to rent near Leeds United’s Elland Road Stadium

He is expecting a call from Adam Underwood in the very near future

As always he’s ready to step into a Relegation zone

Neil Warnock - Is the 4th Emergency Service
August 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping” turns 28 today.

The song “didn’t belong to an elite group of musicians,” said Boff Whalley. “It belonged to people. People at football matches, people singing along — people at parties drinking too much whiskey and tripping over the kitchen chairs. People like me.”
August 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
August 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
As a reminder that Leeds United have spent most of this transfer window

‘Weighing up’ making a move for this or that player

Instead of actually buying one

Official Leeds United Scales are expected to be sold in the club shop soon #LUFC
August 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
BREAKING NEWS‼️

As Everton announce signing Chelsea’s Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall

Leeds United are pleased to announce the imminent arrival of a new Striker

Promising Italian Striker Wesigned Sod-Hall is expected to complete his medical shortly, before being poached by Sunderland
August 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
This Paixao transfer saga

Seems to have been going on longer than the Tv Series Lost

No news isn’t good news

It’s just No news

I keep checking the ‘No NewsNow’ website

I hope we get him, but if not

Then who do they have waiting in the wings?

#LUFC
July 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
‼️ BREAKING NEWS‼️

Leeds United aren’t finished in the Transfer Market yet

After signing Perri

Daniel Farke is believed to be in talks with Mrs Patterson about signing his playing partner Kevin

Just imagine Kevin and Perri in the Premier League

#MOT
July 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Has anybody actually checked on Matteo Joseph?

There is a good chance that he’s being held hostage by Patrick Bamford

Who forced him to make that “I want a transfer” phone call
😂😂😂

#lufc
July 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Shocking scenes at Elland Road this afternoon

When LUFC Recruitment staff were astonished & shocked to find that contrary to their belief

The transfer window didn’t shut on 30th June

And that Goalkeepers & Strikers can be signed on none leap years

They are flying back from Holiday today
July 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
July 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I wish all of the ITK, Fabrizio wanna be Leeds accounts would just stop parroting other accounts

Leeds should look at …….

Leeds might ……

Leeds looking at …..

If you don’t have anything

a) True

b) New & original to say

Then just shut the f up

Fed up of scrolling through useless shite
July 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Leeds United transfer windows

Usually veer between the extremes of

Mild excitement

Mild disappointment

Envy

It’s too QUIET

Has he gone yet?

Why have we bought him?

Who IS he?

Why choose THEM?

Major excitement

Massive disappointment

Culminating in complete disbelief & resignation
#LUFC
July 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM