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Smitten on the jump suits - I'll take 10 more please!
June 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Smitten on the jump suits - I'll take 10 more please!
A Bacon, egg, and cheese is a food of necessity - not luxury. Its founded on the principles of low cost and grease. The only way to improve on the whole model is either by increasing size, or speed at which it reaches my hand.
Thank you for attending my Ted Talk 🥓 🍳 🧀 🥪
Thank you for attending my Ted Talk 🥓 🍳 🧀 🥪
June 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A Bacon, egg, and cheese is a food of necessity - not luxury. Its founded on the principles of low cost and grease. The only way to improve on the whole model is either by increasing size, or speed at which it reaches my hand.
Thank you for attending my Ted Talk 🥓 🍳 🧀 🥪
Thank you for attending my Ted Talk 🥓 🍳 🧀 🥪
I’ll never know what it’s like to be misgendered by a parent. But shoutout to Uber for filling that emotional void! 🚗💨
June 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’ll never know what it’s like to be misgendered by a parent. But shoutout to Uber for filling that emotional void! 🚗💨
Me: *cries in gender euphoria*
Trans joy is weird sometimes...
Trans joy is weird sometimes...
May 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Me: *cries in gender euphoria*
Trans joy is weird sometimes...
Trans joy is weird sometimes...
There's moments, random instances, where sometimes people are extraordinarily nice, making a personal connection when they don't need to be. You silently get the impression that someone's saying "I see you". Yeah, those moments are awesome. Theres no way to reply, but it's appreciated. Thank you
May 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
There's moments, random instances, where sometimes people are extraordinarily nice, making a personal connection when they don't need to be. You silently get the impression that someone's saying "I see you". Yeah, those moments are awesome. Theres no way to reply, but it's appreciated. Thank you
Unexpected side effect of transitioning: I'm highly susceptible to targeted ads. Pre-transition? “No thanks, I don’t want a macho blazer or a $90 dude shirt.” Now? The ad could scream SCAM with bold red flags and I’m still like “oOOooOo cute skirt!” click 💸💸🤦🏻♀️🫣💸💸
May 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Unexpected side effect of transitioning: I'm highly susceptible to targeted ads. Pre-transition? “No thanks, I don’t want a macho blazer or a $90 dude shirt.” Now? The ad could scream SCAM with bold red flags and I’m still like “oOOooOo cute skirt!” click 💸💸🤦🏻♀️🫣💸💸
Take Tom Hanks 1984 comedy/romance "Splash" and replace every time they say 'mermaid' with 'trans' - it's a pretty spot on allegory!
...AFTER you take away science's eagerness to take the time and learn more about them of course
...AFTER you take away science's eagerness to take the time and learn more about them of course
May 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Take Tom Hanks 1984 comedy/romance "Splash" and replace every time they say 'mermaid' with 'trans' - it's a pretty spot on allegory!
...AFTER you take away science's eagerness to take the time and learn more about them of course
...AFTER you take away science's eagerness to take the time and learn more about them of course
Last night I had a first, and I didnt even realize until my wife said the sweetest, most euphoric thing to me. She said "You dropped crumbs down your cleavage." I. was. ECSTATIC! 😍 You mean, I now have a pocket that catches any of the crumbs that tries to sneak past?! My life is fulfilled.
May 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Last night I had a first, and I didnt even realize until my wife said the sweetest, most euphoric thing to me. She said "You dropped crumbs down your cleavage." I. was. ECSTATIC! 😍 You mean, I now have a pocket that catches any of the crumbs that tries to sneak past?! My life is fulfilled.
I get all done up and then the sun disappears? 😭 Rude
May 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I get all done up and then the sun disappears? 😭 Rude
First iced coffee of the season! 🤤
May 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
First iced coffee of the season! 🤤
Questionable life hack: if you're like me and have done 2 out of 3 medical options available to make sure you never have kids, then you can just start promising your first born to whoever in exchange for goods and services!
So far 100% success. This week I got a free ride in a friends car.
So far 100% success. This week I got a free ride in a friends car.
April 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Questionable life hack: if you're like me and have done 2 out of 3 medical options available to make sure you never have kids, then you can just start promising your first born to whoever in exchange for goods and services!
So far 100% success. This week I got a free ride in a friends car.
So far 100% success. This week I got a free ride in a friends car.
Why does it feel like crossing Brooklyn is a bigger endeavor than travelling across state? Just know if I crossed Brooklyn to hang, then you owe me a birthday gift - because we're close. You can leave everything to me in your will, and I'll keep it fair with the rest of your family
April 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Why does it feel like crossing Brooklyn is a bigger endeavor than travelling across state? Just know if I crossed Brooklyn to hang, then you owe me a birthday gift - because we're close. You can leave everything to me in your will, and I'll keep it fair with the rest of your family
Just a casual day
April 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Just a casual day
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And here we are, with our own Orange Julius.
March 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
And here we are, with our own Orange Julius.
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Pete Buttigieg is on point, as ever.
March 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Pete Buttigieg is on point, as ever.
It's very gender affirming being talked over by dudes
March 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's very gender affirming being talked over by dudes
What's the point of the Democratic Party again?
February 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
What's the point of the Democratic Party again?
🔥 dinking around, having fun and playing 🔥
February 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
🔥 dinking around, having fun and playing 🔥
Tapping into my inner carnie because I'm a bit chaotic? Or, is it so that I have my chance at a cheap tracheal shave*!
*Health insurance isn't cheap!
*Health insurance isn't cheap!
February 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Tapping into my inner carnie because I'm a bit chaotic? Or, is it so that I have my chance at a cheap tracheal shave*!
*Health insurance isn't cheap!
*Health insurance isn't cheap!
Last night's party outfit!
February 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Last night's party outfit!
I'm kinda mad. I have 64 pages left in my book. Like, I want to move on to the next book please? Can we hurry up and get this one over with? I've enjoyed you, but it's time to move on. It's not you, it's me.
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm kinda mad. I have 64 pages left in my book. Like, I want to move on to the next book please? Can we hurry up and get this one over with? I've enjoyed you, but it's time to move on. It's not you, it's me.
(1/3) I was at a class yesterday. It was the start of a series Ive been doing. The teacher went around and introduced all us. The teacher introduced me, and confirmed my pronouns of they/them. I was so caught off guard, because he was right, they had been they/them...
February 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
(1/3) I was at a class yesterday. It was the start of a series Ive been doing. The teacher went around and introduced all us. The teacher introduced me, and confirmed my pronouns of they/them. I was so caught off guard, because he was right, they had been they/them...
Keep it moving, keep it moving, keep it moving...
February 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Keep it moving, keep it moving, keep it moving...