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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
Love driving 20 minutes to my local hardware store to buy a single nut.
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Love driving 20 minutes to my local hardware store to buy a single nut.
Me if my wife got turned into a worm
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me if my wife got turned into a worm
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
Apparently I've got to age verify for this site now by providing their 3rd party provider my SSN, credit card, or photo ID, and I cannot fully express how much I'm never going to do that.
October 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Apparently I've got to age verify for this site now by providing their 3rd party provider my SSN, credit card, or photo ID, and I cannot fully express how much I'm never going to do that.
Gym is supposed to be a judgment free zone but whoever left a half drank 2 liter of fago cotton candy on the bathroom counter, I'm judging.
September 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Gym is supposed to be a judgment free zone but whoever left a half drank 2 liter of fago cotton candy on the bathroom counter, I'm judging.
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I can confidently say she is finally done! My Haru Urara weighted and warming plushie I made in her memory after passing away on the 9th of September at the age of 29 due to colic.
The horse who never won a race in her career but never gave up and inspired her fans to do the same 🌸💕
#art
The horse who never won a race in her career but never gave up and inspired her fans to do the same 🌸💕
#art
September 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I can confidently say she is finally done! My Haru Urara weighted and warming plushie I made in her memory after passing away on the 9th of September at the age of 29 due to colic.
The horse who never won a race in her career but never gave up and inspired her fans to do the same 🌸💕
#art
The horse who never won a race in her career but never gave up and inspired her fans to do the same 🌸💕
#art
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MEGAPLEX DAY 2!!!
I'm so bad at posting 😅
Come say hi!
Talk to me about How to Train Your Dragon!
I'm so bad at posting 😅
Come say hi!
Talk to me about How to Train Your Dragon!
August 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
MEGAPLEX DAY 2!!!
I'm so bad at posting 😅
Come say hi!
Talk to me about How to Train Your Dragon!
I'm so bad at posting 😅
Come say hi!
Talk to me about How to Train Your Dragon!
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Come on over to D22!! Cars, otters, monster hunter and other little odds and ends can be found around these parts
August 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Come on over to D22!! Cars, otters, monster hunter and other little odds and ends can be found around these parts
Just drank a pre-workout for the first time and this shit should not be legal. My face feels like it's full of ants.
August 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just drank a pre-workout for the first time and this shit should not be legal. My face feels like it's full of ants.
Bold of the door to door sales guy to try and pitch me while I was underneath my car in the driveway.
August 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Bold of the door to door sales guy to try and pitch me while I was underneath my car in the driveway.
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All set up at #Furrydelphia2025 !!
Come say hi!!
Come say hi!!
August 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
All set up at #Furrydelphia2025 !!
Come say hi!!
Come say hi!!
Farm discussion tonight:
This is all a peck is. What Peter Piper did ain't all that impressive.
This is all a peck is. What Peter Piper did ain't all that impressive.
August 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Farm discussion tonight:
This is all a peck is. What Peter Piper did ain't all that impressive.
This is all a peck is. What Peter Piper did ain't all that impressive.
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signed a deal while eating chili out of a coffee pot
i even gave my life to christ
in a cracker barrel parking lot
i even gave my life to christ
in a cracker barrel parking lot
August 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
signed a deal while eating chili out of a coffee pot
i even gave my life to christ
in a cracker barrel parking lot
i even gave my life to christ
in a cracker barrel parking lot
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"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
August 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line
August 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Happy #FursuitFriday from a yote and a buck! Time to relax for the weekend!
🦌: @bulkybuck.bsky.social
📸: @longtaillaser.bsky.social
🧵: @madefuryou.com @bncreation.bsky.social
#furry #furries #fursuit
🦌: @bulkybuck.bsky.social
📸: @longtaillaser.bsky.social
🧵: @madefuryou.com @bncreation.bsky.social
#furry #furries #fursuit
August 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Happy #FursuitFriday from a yote and a buck! Time to relax for the weekend!
🦌: @bulkybuck.bsky.social
📸: @longtaillaser.bsky.social
🧵: @madefuryou.com @bncreation.bsky.social
#furry #furries #fursuit
🦌: @bulkybuck.bsky.social
📸: @longtaillaser.bsky.social
🧵: @madefuryou.com @bncreation.bsky.social
#furry #furries #fursuit
Competition between my guilt over throwing useful things (that I no longer need) in the trash, versus my burning hatred of dealing with the people of Facebook marketplace.
August 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Competition between my guilt over throwing useful things (that I no longer need) in the trash, versus my burning hatred of dealing with the people of Facebook marketplace.
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Last day for free shipping!
Here they are!! The thing I've been vaugly posting about, Kei truck accent pillows!!
They come with or without the case, your choice
And FREE SHIPPING until late Monday as celebration!
Link for case AND pillow
otterchaosofc.bigcartel.com/product/kei-...
They come with or without the case, your choice
And FREE SHIPPING until late Monday as celebration!
Link for case AND pillow
otterchaosofc.bigcartel.com/product/kei-...
August 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Last day for free shipping!
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August 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Someone come catch this fish!!
Available at AWU!!
Available at AWU!!
August 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Someone come catch this fish!!
Available at AWU!!
Available at AWU!!
Going through my film from Anthrocon seems less daunting than my digital, so here's a thread on that.
August 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Going through my film from Anthrocon seems less daunting than my digital, so here's a thread on that.
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Here they are!! The thing I've been vaugly posting about, Kei truck accent pillows!!
They come with or without the case, your choice
And FREE SHIPPING until late Monday as celebration!
Link for case AND pillow
otterchaosofc.bigcartel.com/product/kei-...
They come with or without the case, your choice
And FREE SHIPPING until late Monday as celebration!
Link for case AND pillow
otterchaosofc.bigcartel.com/product/kei-...
July 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Here they are!! The thing I've been vaugly posting about, Kei truck accent pillows!!
They come with or without the case, your choice
And FREE SHIPPING until late Monday as celebration!
Link for case AND pillow
otterchaosofc.bigcartel.com/product/kei-...
They come with or without the case, your choice
And FREE SHIPPING until late Monday as celebration!
Link for case AND pillow
otterchaosofc.bigcartel.com/product/kei-...
This vaccine contains chemicals known to the state of California to prevent illness.
As federal vaccine policy shifts under US health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., lawmakers are looking to give state-level public health officials authority to ignore federal recommendations. My latest for @wired.com: www.wired.com/story/states...
States Are Moving to Protect Access to Vaccines
As federal vaccine policy shifts under US health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., lawmakers are looking to give state-level public health officials authority to ignore federal recommendations.
www.wired.com
August 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This vaccine contains chemicals known to the state of California to prevent illness.