Took this my accident, but god damn am I fat.

Working from home and very bored.

So have a surprise nipple.

Think I might need to start buying preshrunk cotton tees from now on....

Just call me a fat fuck and be done with it.

I'm 240+lbs, with a BMI firmly in the obese category.

But I constantly find myself thinking 'why am I not fat yet?' and 'a big belly would be great' or 'I could be bigger'.

So let's make 2025 the year I finally think 'fuck I'm fat'.

Manager: Make sure you look after yourselves, physical health is just as important as mental.

Me 10 minutes later licking peanut butter off my hands as my bread stick broke and I needed to fish it out

Working from home means I can sit like this.

ft box of snacks in the background

How about I rest this in your head?I'm going to finish these doughnuts.

Waiting for Pizza