"What I do for love is far more violent than what you do for hate." - Timeless Toni Storm to a couple of slop tarts #aew

This is what I needed today, Toni. This is what I needed.

I typed "relatable content," but it autocorrected to "relatable contempt," and in this, the year 2025, there was obviously no need to fix it.

Y'all ever absentmindedly put your glasses down in a new place, and then they completely cease to exist?

Hot tip: In this moment, I feel like there is nothing sexier than overhearing your partner pacing back and forth in his office, giving your local and state representatives a piece of his mind. 🌶☎️

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One of my main social media concerns is like... what do I tell you lot if I don't have takes, hot or otherwise? I'm the offline partner. What do?

Well, I'm here.