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LJ Keys
@ljandthekeys.bsky.social
I love words! Neurodiversity makes the world go round. Offline Partner ™️.
Writer, tarot reader, and casual gamer with a penchant for feels. 🗝
"What I do for love is far more violent than what you do for hate." - Timeless Toni Storm to a couple of slop tarts #aew

This is what I needed today, Toni. This is what I needed.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I typed "relatable content," but it autocorrected to "relatable contempt," and in this, the year 2025, there was obviously no need to fix it.
May 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Y'all ever absentmindedly put your glasses down in a new place, and then they completely cease to exist?
March 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hot tip: In this moment, I feel like there is nothing sexier than overhearing your partner pacing back and forth in his office, giving your local and state representatives a piece of his mind. 🌶☎️
February 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Don’t forget Subs are open for #FIYAHLitMag Unthemed issue with Editor Nelson Rolon til 10/31!

🔥 Short fiction up to 2,000 – 7,000 words
🔥Novelettes up to 15,000 words
🔥Poetry no more than 1,000 words

Don’t self reject. Let us read your weird stories!
fiyahlitmag.com/submissions/
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September 14, 2023 at 6:48 PM
One of my main social media concerns is like... what do I tell you lot if I don't have takes, hot or otherwise? I'm the offline partner. What do?
July 4, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Well, I'm here.
July 4, 2023 at 3:02 PM