Me: I wonder why my neck hurts
Also me: *literally touching my chin to my chest while looking at my phone*

Once again the coolest person at jury duty

What is the point of knowing the model's size if the model is always a small

I think I need to organize a communal primal scream

I know we can't expect much from giant corporations but it's been super frustrating to see so many of them flip flop on their supposed deeply held "values"

Respectfully, I don't know if what I need is another social media app. Maybe what I need is to walk into the sea