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@edzitron.com this feels like wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt to church
August 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
COWORKER: I just wrote a spec to write specs. (That I'm going to feed an AI who is going to write all our specs)

ME, INSUFFERABLY: It's metacognition all the way down, yo
May 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
K2SO: Cassian! I've cleared a path!

Cassian, underpants containing every bodily fluid and solid imaginable: good, let's move out
May 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Junior engineer, has no idea what is going on: 1x

Junior engineer, assisted by AI, has no idea what is going on: -100x

But boy do they move fast!
May 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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It's just too easy to make yourself insane with the computer
May 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
[Bites into a hot dog with enough pickled vegetables to raise my the pH of the entire block]

[Slams another shot of Malört]

Now you are the body of Christ, and each one of you is a part of it

[Passes out]
May 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people
May 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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applying for jobs again
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
[mouthful of wheat] hmm cereal
May 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
No your honour, those GPUs are actually being *deported* to China
April 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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There’s a new constitutionally settled bicameral separation of powers: the executive and the bond market.
April 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Seattle is the new Foz do Iguaçu
Vancouver is the new Ciudad del Este

Welcome to the 80s, North America!
April 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Monkey's paw curls: trillions of dollars go into making spiteful, horny computers
March 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Do you ever think about the ISS?
March 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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For 60 years, car advertising has programmed us that driving is freedom, that cars are how we get around, that driving — even reckless driving —is a symbol of status & power. But what if a car marketing vet used his skills to highlight the insanity of car culture?
sf.streetsblog.org/2020/11/05/r...
March 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Why is every AI company logo a stylized butthole?
March 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Maybe it’s a cause for concern for *you* tech guys, I guess. But Roko’s Basilisk saw all *my* posts and thought they were so good it sealed a copy of my mind in an eternal reality where I get my shit slonked silly by many women from games I like.
December 30, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Rapid unscheduled disassembly was pretty fucking funny in 2013
March 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM