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littlepet.bsky.social
LittlePet is prolly playing Satisfactory
@littlepet.bsky.social
Born 1985. Some autism, heteroflexible, he/they, demi. https://tellonym.me/magiclittlething/askme

Sub with switch moments. Often NSFW.

Poly, pretty saturated.

I believe all our problems go back to any/all capitalism, patriarchy, or white supremacy.
Pinned
🧵 "A Dangled Treat"

Our hero tries -- yet fails -- to get a photo of his lover's new pedicure color.

CW -- feet, teasing, taunting, mild abstract cuck themes, ultimate disappointment, polyamory
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Oops sorry did I just delete all that media you had saved here?
Jk, I’m not sorry at all. You can have it back, but you’ll have to pay for it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Reddit has an impeccable algo.

"He hid three college football subs in a row. Let's see if the fourth college football sub is better."
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I want to text the cat and tell him it's okay to come hang out.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"I don't want to fuck the fries; i want them to fuck me."

Dinner time with me.
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I gotta leave people the fuck alone today my tolerance is somewhere around the floor joists.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I absolutely cannot stand when people read what they want to read so it'll match the porn scene in their head.
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Murder by numbers, 1-2-3...
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"What kind of cage do you have" => "i have no idea what that means"

My man if you're asking to see me wearing the cage just say so. Otherwise Google it like you would an unfamiliar car make/model combo.

Except don't use Google, use Startpage.
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Yeah. I get it. You like playing with your ass.

The conversation, however, is how *deliciously frustrating* it is to be unable to use one's cock.

"Can you do anal" is as much a nonsequiter here as asking someone with a flat tire "can you ride a bike."
December 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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it’s the most wonderful day of the week
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
No. Your lesbian friend did not agree to let you crash on their couch only if you'd wear a chastity device.

No. They did not decide making you wear makeup and panties would be fun.

No. They did not force you into getting breast implants and escort you to your mom's to spring it on them.
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I am spicy today I'm sorry.
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Fuck, and i mean this disrespectfully as possible, off with BBC obsession.

Go examine white supremacy for a bit instead of babbling about imaginary penises.
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Wait, you don't watch? How's that cucking, then?"

Yknow that scene in The Big Lebowksi, where the Dude says he jerks of manually and Treehorn laughs sadly and says "of course you do" cuz he knows the Dude isn't on the same wavelength at all?
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When you say to someone three times "yeah it's poly/ENM everyone knows everything" and they still keep asking "how do you hide it all tho" 👁👄👁
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I am begging y'all to consider "you're inadequate and that's why you're into cuck stuff" isn't the only configuration for this kink.
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's kinda wild that I've had to associate "intense anxiety and regret" with "being down in the cycle" cuz those feel awfully active for the definition of "depression" i grew up with.
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Oh yeah today is a *down* day, awesome.
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Who doesn't want to live in a land of deep fried cheesey goodness?
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Deep down in the foggy lands of yore, we shall *all* go to the far off escalators.
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Called to council by the clan mothers" is an absolutely *delicious* phrase
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Okay but what is the POINT of partnering up if you're not gonna be in fucking awe of them?
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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women seem wicked when you’re unwanted🔮

#goddess
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Me: knowing my limits and knocking off work an hour early is good.

Also me: it'd be pretty hot getting punished for playing hooky...
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM