Lisa Gunatileka
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Lisa Gunatileka
@lisahhh.bsky.social
Writer | Podcaster | Sidequest Collector | Serial Hobbyist | she/her

When life gives you lemons, race them in the desert.
It's really rude that I can't wake up early without being extra tired.

And no, going to sleep earlier is not an option.
October 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Here are my top 10 fall dogs!
September 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Can't wait to see how this looks glazed lol
September 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
One moment you're planning a trip to see your international friends and the next you get body slammed by the price of having teeth
August 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
All I'm saying is I need MCR's current tour to be released on the silver screen like Beyonce or Taylor Swift's. I missed it in my city and I'm still crashing out over it
August 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I miss putting on the most ridiculous makeup on during work hours and not worrying about it because no one called me.

Moving up in your career has its downsides.
August 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Love when I get 18 texts from area codes I've never visited in the morning all just saying "hello" 🙃🙃🙃
July 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Just a casual evening
July 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A story in two parts.
July 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Damn this set up is making me want to root for James C
@hoodslam.bsky.social 💀
July 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
A reenactment of me getting a spam call:

Me: This number is from Vermont. I don't know anyone from Vermont who would call me.

Also me: But what if it's Bernie Sanders and he needs my help?
June 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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what is the best fund to support children or seperated families taken by ICE?
June 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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you feel like a big man, shooting an unarmed woman from behind?

you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sometimes, I yearn for simpler times before my friends developed paletes for refined boba.
I'm a raccoon of a person and want my fruit flavored drink without pulp and seeds and real-ness.
June 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I spent 30 minutes trying to write something. Made a post. Deleted a post. How do I encapsulate my rage, my grief, my entire life experience and that of countless others? Medical misogyny destroys lives. It happened to me. It's happening now. It's getting worse. It must stop. We must stop it.
Misogyny in medicine kills. It maims. It disables and traumatizes.

Women are frequently treated as hysterical and not given the medical care they require.

We often need a man to accompany us just to be taken seriously. /15
May 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I miss when the internet was fun
May 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Kind of obsessed with these glass blueberries I made.
May 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My boss said I was very popular during my performance review and as a generally awkward person, that felt like a gold star on my report card ⭐
May 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Didn't tell my dentist but I had a pop tart like RIGHT after my teeth cleaning
May 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The best part of taking a pottery class is I will have a TON of lopsided cups and mugs and planter pots that my loved ones will have to pretend to like as gifts 💝
May 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Wild that we got American Pope before GTA6
May 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I recently got to do another author interview about an upcoming book, it was a a lovely chat.
It made me want to share my last author interview with Chloe Ford on her debut novel "Work Trip." Give it a listen, we had a fun time!
open.spotify.com/episode/2z7Q...
The TBR List: Work Trip by Chloe Ford
We're Doing Fine (with Robbie and Lisa) · Episode
open.spotify.com
May 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You can say I can pull 😏
May 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
We got what we assed for @hoodslam.bsky.social
May 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Went on a walk. Got proposed to by a stranger. Not a bad afternoon overall.
May 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM