LisaBetsey 🔰
@lisabetsey.bsky.social
A tedious argument of insidious intent. Left of liberal, right of tankie. #MUFC #AUFC 🏳️🌈 🦍
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It’s for their own good
Like seriously what is wrong with people with too much money
"Im going to the bottom of the ocean" "im going in a volcano" "im going into space" "im climbing a dangerous mountain"
Raise the taxes for their own safety my god
"Im going to the bottom of the ocean" "im going in a volcano" "im going into space" "im climbing a dangerous mountain"
Raise the taxes for their own safety my god
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
It’s for their own good
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Deciding "drip" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been rusty tromboned by your Protestant boyfriends and it SHOWS.
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Deciding "drip" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been rusty tromboned by your Protestant boyfriends and it SHOWS.
Why does the face have skin and where is the butthole?
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Why does the face have skin and where is the butthole?
It makes me wonder how many people learned this and said, “ohhh, I didn’t know this thing I do has a name!”
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It makes me wonder how many people learned this and said, “ohhh, I didn’t know this thing I do has a name!”
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“would you go back in time and kill-“ let me just stop you right there. the answer is yes. i want to see what would happen. it’s basically like doing a science.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“would you go back in time and kill-“ let me just stop you right there. the answer is yes. i want to see what would happen. it’s basically like doing a science.
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extremist position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, drop them off at the ICC
moderate position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, land the plane, drop them off at the ICC
moderate position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, land the plane, drop them off at the ICC
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
extremist position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, drop them off at the ICC
moderate position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, land the plane, drop them off at the ICC
moderate position: round them up, fly them to The Hague, land the plane, drop them off at the ICC
I neither have a cat nor do I live in the UK. However, I feel like seeing pictures of cats on little sofas might be what folks need today
My cat sofas are at the cheapest they have ever been... Grab a bargain for your cat! #BlueskyCats #Proofofcat #Catsofbluesky #Caturday #BlackFriday
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November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I neither have a cat nor do I live in the UK. However, I feel like seeing pictures of cats on little sofas might be what folks need today
I was already irritated that W was only one more piece of candy to Michelle away from full image rehabilitation and now this?
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I was already irritated that W was only one more piece of candy to Michelle away from full image rehabilitation and now this?
… are having Friendsgiving tomorrow at my friend’s house
This is basically a Mad Libs prompt. Various transgenders, sodomites, apostates, and critical theorists…
… play D&D every Friday nights.
… got into an argument about whether polycules are praxis.
… made plans to visit GenCon but flaked at the last moment because they’re all in their late 30s.
… play D&D every Friday nights.
… got into an argument about whether polycules are praxis.
… made plans to visit GenCon but flaked at the last moment because they’re all in their late 30s.
November 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
… are having Friendsgiving tomorrow at my friend’s house
Ponette still makes me cry every time I see it
Name a non-English film.
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ponette still makes me cry every time I see it
Jesus can forgive her if he feels like it, but there’s zero forgiveness from me for her hate filled attacks against marginalized people. She can fuck all the way off.
At the VERY LEAST what Marjorie Taylor Green has said about Jewish and Black people can never ever be forgiven. Ever.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Jesus can forgive her if he feels like it, but there’s zero forgiveness from me for her hate filled attacks against marginalized people. She can fuck all the way off.
Tom Petty’s “Angel Dream” isn’t great, but it gets full marks for the bridge and his pronunciation of “angel.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Tom Petty’s “Angel Dream” isn’t great, but it gets full marks for the bridge and his pronunciation of “angel.”
Ain’t no way Bank of America doesn’t know what it’s doing here.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Ain’t no way Bank of America doesn’t know what it’s doing here.
Looking back at the government shut down, I can now say that my lowest point was disclosing that I own crypto
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Looking back at the government shut down, I can now say that my lowest point was disclosing that I own crypto
I want to know why sweat/secretions smell like weed/onions that’s more than “it’s your diet.” How does that work? How does it get from “eat onion” to “smell like onion”? How does it get to apocrine glands? Bacteria plays a big part, but I need that first part explained #medsky #endocrinology
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I want to know why sweat/secretions smell like weed/onions that’s more than “it’s your diet.” How does that work? How does it get from “eat onion” to “smell like onion”? How does it get to apocrine glands? Bacteria plays a big part, but I need that first part explained #medsky #endocrinology
Oh, whoops. I’m sorry if I offended anyone by using this phrase. I truly didn’t know
Okay I looked it up. “pussy on the chainwax” is a bigoted slur against homeless folks.
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Oh, whoops. I’m sorry if I offended anyone by using this phrase. I truly didn’t know
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It’s so annoying that there’s not a good metaphor to explain why Nazi tats are bad, because they’re the worst case scenario you use to teach people about other bad ideas
October 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It’s so annoying that there’s not a good metaphor to explain why Nazi tats are bad, because they’re the worst case scenario you use to teach people about other bad ideas
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The irony of "I'm concerned but I have to trust that he means well" as an orientation toward finding an opponent for Susan Collins
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The irony of "I'm concerned but I have to trust that he means well" as an orientation toward finding an opponent for Susan Collins
My brother is a POS white supremacist and I haven’t spoken to him in over a decade. It’s really not difficult to not be friends with Nazis
One of my best friends ran with 1%’s for decades and has an SS symbol on the back of his neck. There are few people I trust more. Let’s move on.
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My brother is a POS white supremacist and I haven’t spoken to him in over a decade. It’s really not difficult to not be friends with Nazis
The twists and turns here are wild 😳
You ready to ride that needle???
i wanna lose about 20 lbs so i don't have to buy new clothes. but i also don't want to exercise.
Surely, there is some compromise.
Surely, there is some compromise.
October 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The twists and turns here are wild 😳
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My momma bestie is my auntie
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My momma bestie is my auntie
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
My auntie friend that go to her church is also my auntie
My 75 year old cousin... is also my auntie
"Auntie" is what happens when you understand the expansive proposition of family
"That's not your aunt" is what happens when you live outside of restorative community
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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This is such a heartbreaking story and very well told
New from me:
Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.
This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.
This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
Accusing Jordan Silverman
A D.C. teaching assistant was accused of molesting up to 15 kids. Multiple law enforcement agencies cleared him. But his nightmare was just beginning.
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October 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This is such a heartbreaking story and very well told