Liroku
@liroku.bsky.social
husband, father, guy trying to make it 🍉
don't like seeing people hurting and working to spread joy wherever I can; feels increasingly important
glad you're here and hope you stick around
he/him 🍉
don't like seeing people hurting and working to spread joy wherever I can; feels increasingly important
glad you're here and hope you stick around
he/him 🍉
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anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
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Danger Will Robinson
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Danger Will Robinson
see but I would actually specifically prefer neighbors who speak a different language
like that would be cool
bet they have some good food I can try
and I can help them with things, which makes me feel good
it would be significantly less cool to live next door to a guy who fucked a couch
like that would be cool
bet they have some good food I can try
and I can help them with things, which makes me feel good
it would be significantly less cool to live next door to a guy who fucked a couch
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
see but I would actually specifically prefer neighbors who speak a different language
like that would be cool
bet they have some good food I can try
and I can help them with things, which makes me feel good
it would be significantly less cool to live next door to a guy who fucked a couch
like that would be cool
bet they have some good food I can try
and I can help them with things, which makes me feel good
it would be significantly less cool to live next door to a guy who fucked a couch
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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How it feels getting two vaccines at once
a cartoon of magneto from the x-men animated series
ALT: a cartoon of magneto from the x-men animated series
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How it feels getting two vaccines at once
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The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
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My own personal hell would be if a demon made a list of five reasonable household tasks for me to accomplish, and once i did them i got to heaven.
me: *crying in anguish for eternity*
demon: …just call the cable company. look, I’ll even dial the number for you.
me: *further crying*
me: *crying in anguish for eternity*
demon: …just call the cable company. look, I’ll even dial the number for you.
me: *further crying*
July 12, 2024 at 11:00 PM
My own personal hell would be if a demon made a list of five reasonable household tasks for me to accomplish, and once i did them i got to heaven.
me: *crying in anguish for eternity*
demon: …just call the cable company. look, I’ll even dial the number for you.
me: *further crying*
me: *crying in anguish for eternity*
demon: …just call the cable company. look, I’ll even dial the number for you.
me: *further crying*
He loves all the baby things. He is also baby.
October 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
He loves all the baby things. He is also baby.
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US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.
September 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.
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It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
The most contented nap ever: the one he takes after stealing the dog's bed.
August 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The most contented nap ever: the one he takes after stealing the dog's bed.
There is nothing wrong with his leg; I promise. He's just weird. He loves his little bowl so much, tho.
August 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
There is nothing wrong with his leg; I promise. He's just weird. He loves his little bowl so much, tho.
hi yeh that's me
i wanna try something. quote this post if you’re a man who hates the manosphere
August 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
hi yeh that's me
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I do legit forget that I'm an adult sometimes.
Kinda sad sometimes.
I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.
Kinda sad sometimes.
I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.
July 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I do legit forget that I'm an adult sometimes.
Kinda sad sometimes.
I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.
Kinda sad sometimes.
I still wanna think about what I want to be when I grow up.
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Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
July 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
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The perfect metaphor for this moment doesn’t exi…
June 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The perfect metaphor for this moment doesn’t exi…
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brothers from other mothers
brown tabby found under well shed as kitten, orange from local rescue group
brown tabby found under well shed as kitten, orange from local rescue group
May 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
brothers from other mothers
brown tabby found under well shed as kitten, orange from local rescue group
brown tabby found under well shed as kitten, orange from local rescue group
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A problem that runs all the way through men feeling insecure/lonely to women coming forward about sexual assault and being treated like complete shit to the way we treat the homeless and about 1000 other things is that we fundamentally view human vulnerability as something worthy of contempt
May 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A problem that runs all the way through men feeling insecure/lonely to women coming forward about sexual assault and being treated like complete shit to the way we treat the homeless and about 1000 other things is that we fundamentally view human vulnerability as something worthy of contempt
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Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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theonion.com/report-...
May 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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theonion.com/report-...
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🧵The largest plantation in the South burned down this week.
And the way white folks—especially wedding vendors—are mourning “memories” and “brides who won’t get to have their special day there”?
It’s giving cognitive dissonance.
Because let’s be real...
And the way white folks—especially wedding vendors—are mourning “memories” and “brides who won’t get to have their special day there”?
It’s giving cognitive dissonance.
Because let’s be real...
May 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
🧵The largest plantation in the South burned down this week.
And the way white folks—especially wedding vendors—are mourning “memories” and “brides who won’t get to have their special day there”?
It’s giving cognitive dissonance.
Because let’s be real...
And the way white folks—especially wedding vendors—are mourning “memories” and “brides who won’t get to have their special day there”?
It’s giving cognitive dissonance.
Because let’s be real...
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.