Matt Bodner
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Love that I can Google something as simple as "why do people want empty cat litter buckets?" And get to learn about archaeology.
www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/montbrook/bl...
www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/montbrook/bl...
Local Cat Owners: We Need Empty Cat Litter Buckets
Do you have cats? Do you use the big (25+ lb.) plastic buckets of litter? Do you want to help out our paleontology dig at Montbrook?
You might notice photos from our Montbrook dig are scattered with ...
www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Love that I can Google something as simple as "why do people want empty cat litter buckets?" And get to learn about archaeology.
www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/montbrook/bl...
www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/montbrook/bl...
Literally dont understand why the tortoise has never won the tort de france ? youd think one year they'd at least let it win out of pity
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Literally dont understand why the tortoise has never won the tort de france ? youd think one year they'd at least let it win out of pity
Reposted by Matt Bodner
Reposted by Matt Bodner
It's a good one
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It's a good one
for the past 5 years every time a person in front of me verbally tells a cashier their phone number i've written it down
i took every number and applied it to multi tap texting and what came out of that shook me to my very core
its been perfectly recreating the king james bible #blessed
i took every number and applied it to multi tap texting and what came out of that shook me to my very core
its been perfectly recreating the king james bible #blessed
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
for the past 5 years every time a person in front of me verbally tells a cashier their phone number i've written it down
i took every number and applied it to multi tap texting and what came out of that shook me to my very core
its been perfectly recreating the king james bible #blessed
i took every number and applied it to multi tap texting and what came out of that shook me to my very core
its been perfectly recreating the king james bible #blessed
if i put my mind to it im sure i could become the kind of person who uses plates that are also bowls
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
if i put my mind to it im sure i could become the kind of person who uses plates that are also bowls
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
@meowskateboards.bsky.social sponsor me.
October 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
@meowskateboards.bsky.social sponsor me.
What's the odds on the employees having to buy their own tents?
Absolutely obsessed with framing your employees sleeping on the floor as a humble brag
“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.
Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless
“Look how hard my team works” no dude you’re just bad at project management.
Competent companies ship products without cosplaying being homeless
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What's the odds on the employees having to buy their own tents?
I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong.
Air fryers have their place in the kitchen and can't be supplanted by a convection oven.
I'm sorry to all the people in my life who I hurt by my wrong beliefs. I'll do better, and be better moving forward.
Thank you for your patience & understanding.
-Matt
Air fryers have their place in the kitchen and can't be supplanted by a convection oven.
I'm sorry to all the people in my life who I hurt by my wrong beliefs. I'll do better, and be better moving forward.
Thank you for your patience & understanding.
-Matt
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong.
Air fryers have their place in the kitchen and can't be supplanted by a convection oven.
I'm sorry to all the people in my life who I hurt by my wrong beliefs. I'll do better, and be better moving forward.
Thank you for your patience & understanding.
-Matt
Air fryers have their place in the kitchen and can't be supplanted by a convection oven.
I'm sorry to all the people in my life who I hurt by my wrong beliefs. I'll do better, and be better moving forward.
Thank you for your patience & understanding.
-Matt
Reposted by Matt Bodner
At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.
Crown Jewels removed from Louvre in major test of security.
BREAKING: Israel strikes southern Gaza in test of ceasefire.
Israel strikes Gaza in first major test of ceasefire
Israel said it struck Hamas militants in Gaza on Sunday after they shot at Israeli soldiers who were inside the area that is still under Israeli control, according to the conditions of the Oct. 10 ceasefire.
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October 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Crown Jewels removed from Louvre in major test of security.
Even in their propaganda the protests were peaceful.
Trump's Truth Social account just posted this AI video of him flying a fighter jet that reads "King Trump."
AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.
AI Trump is wearing a crown while he dumps shit on protesters. He's such a pathetic little man.
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Even in their propaganda the protests were peaceful.
Pick up a Dickie Peeper shirt if you want to get complements from older Jewish women. ;)
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October 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Pick up a Dickie Peeper shirt if you want to get complements from older Jewish women. ;)
you're gonna wanna do it
what you're gonna wanna do is take an old pair of jeans, cut the legs off, sew up the ends, and before finishing that, fill the legs up with like 8 cups of rice or so (each) and then microwave those pant leg rice bags for like idk 3-4 minutes
October 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you're gonna wanna do it
what you're gonna wanna do is take an old pair of jeans, cut the legs off, sew up the ends, and before finishing that, fill the legs up with like 8 cups of rice or so (each) and then microwave those pant leg rice bags for like idk 3-4 minutes
October 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
what you're gonna wanna do is take an old pair of jeans, cut the legs off, sew up the ends, and before finishing that, fill the legs up with like 8 cups of rice or so (each) and then microwave those pant leg rice bags for like idk 3-4 minutes
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"Days before mowing down two 17-year-olds on the street, the accused teen killer revealed on a YouTube livestream that he had been tormenting one of his teen victims — in part, he says, because she laughed at the death of conservative activist Charlie Kirk."
nj1015.com/cranford-mur...
nj1015.com/cranford-mur...
Pizza pranks, Charlie Kirk rants: More disturbing livestreams surface in Cranford murder case
In Cranford, a young man charged with murder allegedly targeted two girls on an e-bike, with disturbing online comments surfacing after the tragic crash.
nj1015.com
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Days before mowing down two 17-year-olds on the street, the accused teen killer revealed on a YouTube livestream that he had been tormenting one of his teen victims — in part, he says, because she laughed at the death of conservative activist Charlie Kirk."
nj1015.com/cranford-mur...
nj1015.com/cranford-mur...
Any time sugar was depicted to be a stimulant on TV did more to make me want to try drugs and alcohol than peer pressure ever did.
October 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Any time sugar was depicted to be a stimulant on TV did more to make me want to try drugs and alcohol than peer pressure ever did.
I turned down an offer to go to Saudi Arabia for free so I'm better than Bill Burr... But I already knew that.
October 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I turned down an offer to go to Saudi Arabia for free so I'm better than Bill Burr... But I already knew that.
gltf and webp are both cursed file types
September 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
gltf and webp are both cursed file types
need a bumper sticker that says "i love coming to a full and complete stop <3" with a pic of a stop sign on it.
September 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
need a bumper sticker that says "i love coming to a full and complete stop <3" with a pic of a stop sign on it.
The reviews are in
September 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The reviews are in