The most underrated part of the kids finally being in bed is being able to openly talk shit about how fucking terrible the government is without them hearing.
May 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The most underrated part of the kids finally being in bed is being able to openly talk shit about how fucking terrible the government is without them hearing.
Best In Show - God Loves a Terrier
YouTube video by Darren Williams
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March 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m white, but I’m not “wears flip flops when it hits 40°” white.
February 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I’m white, but I’m not “wears flip flops when it hits 40°” white.
My Roman Empire is the fact there are two famous Jon Favreaus in this country.
February 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My Roman Empire is the fact there are two famous Jon Favreaus in this country.
No excuses—you have plenty of time to plan ahead.
February 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
No excuses—you have plenty of time to plan ahead.
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We will continue to fight against this corrupt government takeover from billionaires. TRANS LIVES ARE HUMAN LIVES AND I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
TRANS LIVES ARE ACTIVELY BEING TARGETED! TRANS LIVES FUCKING MATTER!!!
January 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We will continue to fight against this corrupt government takeover from billionaires. TRANS LIVES ARE HUMAN LIVES AND I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
[Finally] no longer Prime members. The journey of voting with our wallet continues ✌🏻
January 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
[Finally] no longer Prime members. The journey of voting with our wallet continues ✌🏻
I would love to be able to morph into Mocking SpongeBob any time I was dealing with an idiot. (Which I guess, these days, means I just want to *be* Mocking SpongeBob.)
spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is wearing a hat with an anchor on it and is walking on the beach .
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January 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I would love to be able to morph into Mocking SpongeBob any time I was dealing with an idiot. (Which I guess, these days, means I just want to *be* Mocking SpongeBob.)
You know what they can’t take from us? Our joy. So let’s microdose TF out of some joy.
January 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You know what they can’t take from us? Our joy. So let’s microdose TF out of some joy.
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It’s strange to be working on February dates and not including Fish Fry SZN, which is very late this year. (Starts March 5, btw.)
Related: tourdecincinnati.com/dates-to-kno...
Related: tourdecincinnati.com/dates-to-kno...
Dates to Know in Cincinnati: February 2025 – Tour de Cincinnati
tourdecincinnati.com
January 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s strange to be working on February dates and not including Fish Fry SZN, which is very late this year. (Starts March 5, btw.)
Related: tourdecincinnati.com/dates-to-kno...
Related: tourdecincinnati.com/dates-to-kno...
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Watching with the 5-year-old who has no context of what’s going on:
“Why are they crumbling on top of each other”
“Ohio State is mad they lost the game? Oh boy”
“Why are they crumbling on top of each other”
“Ohio State is mad they lost the game? Oh boy”
November 30, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Watching with the 5-year-old who has no context of what’s going on:
“Why are they crumbling on top of each other”
“Ohio State is mad they lost the game? Oh boy”
“Why are they crumbling on top of each other”
“Ohio State is mad they lost the game? Oh boy”
Being a parent is standing up 20 seconds after sitting down on loop.
November 16, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Being a parent is standing up 20 seconds after sitting down on loop.
As Deana Carter said, “Did I shave my legs for this?” Except by shaving my legs I mean why did I stay awake.
November 8, 2024 at 4:36 AM
As Deana Carter said, “Did I shave my legs for this?” Except by shaving my legs I mean why did I stay awake.
The way we get through these 4+ years is by drinking, right? @themusketeer.bsky.social
November 8, 2024 at 4:08 AM
The way we get through these 4+ years is by drinking, right? @themusketeer.bsky.social