hello, this comes out today. its maybe 30 minutes long and has a lot of behind the scenes type stuff.

big thanks to zane and the crew. i will probably carry this one with me when its all over.. one of the best things ive done.

5pm normal time.

this is not a real tweet from the past, im not sure why this is a thing on thr internet

look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet

big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend

*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit

im gonna put so many plants into the ground

let me make myself clear

plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.

i hope the next person they give half my moveset to is at least kinda cool

look, i cannot make my inaturalist observations public because i have reason to believe there is a man who would track me down and stab me in the spine in my yard

will my death be bee-related or balm-related

if sowing bee balm seeds is a mid-life crisis i will die at 66. dynamite is on tonight.

oh my god you guys are gonna be so pissed when all i do is talk about gardening on here