Lilypad
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I mostly post about politics.
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My goal is for everyone who follows me to regret following me.
A guy wins in a swing state and regardless of any other circumstances he’s heralded as the second coming of Christ who we must make President NOW
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Holy shit Republicans fucked up bad in New Jersey, I think that result has reversed polarization HARD
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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fuck gavin newsom
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Guy who's obviously paid by the company: I dunno guys I think the company is great and everything it does is great!
October 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How much do you guys wanna bet Tears in Tears of the Kingdom was actually supposed to be pronounced the other way and then people started saying it wrong and they just had to roll with it
October 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s crazy how Trump has basically entirely given up on the whole ‘let’s invade Canada’ narrative right after winning the liberals the election.

Bro is a paid plant for Carney I swear.
September 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s insane that they’re making me defend fucking Colbert and Kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The fact that fucking Bilewater’s hell arena has a pretty consistent glitch involving an enemy that forces you to have to reset the gauntlet is just salt in the gaping wound.
September 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
we now know you can’t go back in time and kill Hitler because if you did liberals would chide you and immediately make a new Hitler.
September 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'm sorry but anyone crying about how 'things are going to get so much worse' yes we are all aware. What the fuck are we going to do about it right now. Things were already getting worse! Your scenario depending on nothing happening forever is stupid!
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Games that structure themselves with acts will no longer be able to use Act 3 as a surprise. It’s now the expectation, everyone has caught on to it. So which game will be the first one bold enough for a fourth act?
September 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Kinda feels bad man that Kirby AirRiders could've had so much deep-cut fanservice from across the entire series, but instead DeDeDe's alts are all just his boring smash recolors and Meta Knight has his stupid made-up four wings ability. Game still looks great but Hal is so good with references.
September 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Silksong is absolutely stellar really amazing but holy fuck platforming with the diagonal dive sucks so bad it’s such a game feel downgrade from the knight’s pogo slash in exchange for looking slightly cooler and working better 2% of the time.
September 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
People on hinge whose prompt responses are all the same one word joke might be the worst people on the planet
August 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
According to TikTok liberals I single-handedly will decide the New Jersey governor election by the content I post, so Mikie Sherrill should really consider hiring me to work for her. I’ll charge half of whatever her useless out of touch consultants charge and I’ll ignore all her issues.
August 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm obsessed with him please don't pull a Fetterman please please please.
My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country.

I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
August 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I think it’s genuinely insane to accuse someone of a serious crime and then provide zero evidence at all and run away and cry about how ‘I’m just a wittle baby’ when people ask for evidence of your claim. Like, you are straight up a bad person.

And yes, this is a subtweet.
August 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
“Extreme, sweeping tariffs will increase the prices of products in America.”
*Company increases prices*
“WHAT THE FUCK!”

I’m sorry this is literally and exclusively the fault of Donald J Trump.
August 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Guys the Bad Guys 2 is kinda bad someone needs to alert the President
August 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"I relate to this character so much" And it's a character who they have literally nothing in common with
July 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You not having media literacy is when you disagree with me
July 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I love liberals because if you point out an objective fact anyone can look up about a candidate they start crying about how you're somehow going to ruin that candidate's campaign and it's like... damn bro, I didn't realize we were using T-Rex logic where it doesn't exist if we all just ignore it.
July 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The loss of porn games is causing the gamers to riot.
July 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The xy shape theory thing is so funny because like, yeah man most pokemon have lines you can draw on them and you fuckers can't even agree which ones are supposed to be an x or a y.

Also Augumon is a Y don't @ me.
July 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Donkey Kong Bananza is peak gaming, it’s the Mario odyssey sequel I craved all these years. I’m not sure if it tops that game for me, but it’s stellar in its own right.

Very excited to 100% it, play it before some asshole YouTuber convinces everyone it sucks.
July 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM