Lil Sweetie
@lilsweetie.bsky.social
Best SoundCloud rapper ever!!!!
Santa has two wives lol #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Santa has two wives lol #macysdayparade
What heinous crimes did Turkeys commit to warrant them needing to be given presidential pardons every year?
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What heinous crimes did Turkeys commit to warrant them needing to be given presidential pardons every year?
Once a juggalo always a juggalo, even if it’s on accident
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Once a juggalo always a juggalo, even if it’s on accident
Gotta fart so bad, it’s just not happening for me tho
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Gotta fart so bad, it’s just not happening for me tho
Sitting in the bar, where the hoes at?
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Sitting in the bar, where the hoes at?
Next pet I get is gonna wear clothes. Like hell nah you can’t have ur wiener out, we got guests over!
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Next pet I get is gonna wear clothes. Like hell nah you can’t have ur wiener out, we got guests over!
Another restless Shabbat, but hey that’s just the life of an OG
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Another restless Shabbat, but hey that’s just the life of an OG
Telling everyone I discovered the band Hot Freaks even though they have hundreds of millions of listens on Spotify
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Telling everyone I discovered the band Hot Freaks even though they have hundreds of millions of listens on Spotify
Stfu about Parson Brown, idk who that is, im just trying to play Crossy Road
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Stfu about Parson Brown, idk who that is, im just trying to play Crossy Road
Santa is lowkey wild for naming his reindeer Nixon and Vixen
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Santa is lowkey wild for naming his reindeer Nixon and Vixen
In House Tour when Sabrina says “I promise none of this is a metaphor” I believed her first listen
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In House Tour when Sabrina says “I promise none of this is a metaphor” I believed her first listen
Any hot ladies want to hang out? I’m not talking Netflix and Chill, I’m talking Lego Star Wars TCS and not showering or eating until we 100% the game
October 31, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Any hot ladies want to hang out? I’m not talking Netflix and Chill, I’m talking Lego Star Wars TCS and not showering or eating until we 100% the game
Went to a haunted house this week, aka my Uncle Dale’s Florida “estate”
October 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Went to a haunted house this week, aka my Uncle Dale’s Florida “estate”
Why is there no Jason Dadoa?
October 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Why is there no Jason Dadoa?
How is my stomach capable of bird noises?
October 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
How is my stomach capable of bird noises?
They should have speed runs for driving
October 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
They should have speed runs for driving
My boy Emula has Insemula
October 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My boy Emula has Insemula
Edgar Allen Poe been dead for a hundred some odd years and we still quothing him
October 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Edgar Allen Poe been dead for a hundred some odd years and we still quothing him
Is BBQ short for something?
September 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Is BBQ short for something?
Damn, The Fault in Our Stars is so sad, any ladies on here ever read it?
September 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Damn, The Fault in Our Stars is so sad, any ladies on here ever read it?
Always think of funny skeets but it’s when in on my way home from work and have to poop so ultimately they are forgotten
September 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Always think of funny skeets but it’s when in on my way home from work and have to poop so ultimately they are forgotten
Just started a free trial of YouTube premium. It's lowkey anxiety inducing cuz it jumpscares you with the actual video and not an ad to help ease you into the video. I genuinely think im gonna prefer youtube with ads. also logged into my phone account and not my tv account so the algo is messed up
August 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just started a free trial of YouTube premium. It's lowkey anxiety inducing cuz it jumpscares you with the actual video and not an ad to help ease you into the video. I genuinely think im gonna prefer youtube with ads. also logged into my phone account and not my tv account so the algo is messed up
It’s better to have a pooping problem than a problem pooping
August 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It’s better to have a pooping problem than a problem pooping
I like how they decorate liquor stores to match the vibe of the seedy under belly of Coruscant
August 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I like how they decorate liquor stores to match the vibe of the seedy under belly of Coruscant
Can middle class families still afford quad bikes for their stinky mulleted children or is the economy that f’d?
August 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Can middle class families still afford quad bikes for their stinky mulleted children or is the economy that f’d?