Lilfern
@lilfern.bsky.social
The spoils of battle, woohoo! OFMD, Trek, X-Files, general geekery, gardener, figure skater.
🏴☠️🖖🏼👽 🌿⛸️
She/her, 40ish or thereabouts, PNW
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🏴☠️🖖🏼👽 🌿⛸️
She/her, 40ish or thereabouts, PNW
Pfp by @deanbird
Just cuz I love you, enjoy some Rino Matsuike skating skills on your Saturday: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UY5p1s/ ⛸️
Rino Matsuike 2025 Finlandia Trophy Short Program #rinomatsuike #iceskatingtiktok #figureskating #fyp #foryoupage
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November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just cuz I love you, enjoy some Rino Matsuike skating skills on your Saturday: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UY5p1s/ ⛸️
Cynthia Erivo absolutely *destroys* during No Good Deed. Just incredible.
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Cynthia Erivo absolutely *destroys* during No Good Deed. Just incredible.
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starr andrews skating to starr andrews. what an icon. who's doing it like her. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
starr andrews skating to starr andrews. what an icon. who's doing it like her. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure
Saw a bumper sticker that said "KEEP HONKING! I'm listening to HONKING" and you know what, I admire the specificity and honesty
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Saw a bumper sticker that said "KEEP HONKING! I'm listening to HONKING" and you know what, I admire the specificity and honesty
We have conceded that Lord Killdude can have a volcano and shove anyone he dislikes into it, but we will be able to oppose acquisition of further volcanos in two years if you rush us JUST $5 by MIDNIGHT!
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
We have conceded that Lord Killdude can have a volcano and shove anyone he dislikes into it, but we will be able to oppose acquisition of further volcanos in two years if you rush us JUST $5 by MIDNIGHT!
Skating wins today: got my flip back, getting closer to not taking "sit spin" literally, not dying during my private coaching session even though I felt like I might several times! ⛸️
a woman says i 'm so tired in a blue background
Alt: a woman says i 'm so tired in a blue background
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November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Skating wins today: got my flip back, getting closer to not taking "sit spin" literally, not dying during my private coaching session even though I felt like I might several times! ⛸️
Please tell Lego Spot that he is a good cat. And a pretty cat.
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Please tell Lego Spot that he is a good cat. And a pretty cat.
How it feels to be an M's fan tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
How it feels to be an M's fan tonight
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Happy Halloween, crew! 💜
October 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Happy Halloween, crew! 💜
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When I find myself in times of trouble
Dana Scully comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
“Mulder, it’s me”
Dana Scully comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
“Mulder, it’s me”
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble
Dana Scully comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
“Mulder, it’s me”
Dana Scully comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
“Mulder, it’s me”
Great Outfits in Figure Skating History Vol. 9! ⛸️
Nina Povey in a geode of her own design. This outfit rocks (haha get it,?)
Nina Povey in a geode of her own design. This outfit rocks (haha get it,?)
October 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Great Outfits in Figure Skating History Vol. 9! ⛸️
Nina Povey in a geode of her own design. This outfit rocks (haha get it,?)
Nina Povey in a geode of her own design. This outfit rocks (haha get it,?)
The horrors persist but at least my kid is acing adhesive school
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The horrors persist but at least my kid is acing adhesive school
The local fox affiliate decided to finally show the Mariners for game 7, so at least I get to have my aneurysm in the privacy of my own home #GoMs
a baseball player wearing a green jersey with the number 49
Alt: a baseball catcher doing a raise the roof gesture
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October 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The local fox affiliate decided to finally show the Mariners for game 7, so at least I get to have my aneurysm in the privacy of my own home #GoMs
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October 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Here you go, Mariners fans.
The entire bottom of the eighth of tonight's ALCS Game 5, posted to the MLB YouTube account.
The entire bottom of the eighth of tonight's ALCS Game 5, posted to the MLB YouTube account.
Eugenio Suárez's CLUTCH GRAND SLAM makes the difference for the Mariners in Game 5 of the ALCS! 😳
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October 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Here you go, Mariners fans.
The entire bottom of the eighth of tonight's ALCS Game 5, posted to the MLB YouTube account.
The entire bottom of the eighth of tonight's ALCS Game 5, posted to the MLB YouTube account.
If you're looking for some good to do this Indigenous Peoples Day consider donating to the disaster relief fund for western Alaska, where several communities have been heavily damaged by recent storms. alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...
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October 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If you're looking for some good to do this Indigenous Peoples Day consider donating to the disaster relief fund for western Alaska, where several communities have been heavily damaged by recent storms. alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...
Dispatches from #warravagedportland: Will these constant murders never end?
October 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Dispatches from #warravagedportland: Will these constant murders never end?
red licorice (gross), meet the feebles (grosser), little talks by of monsters and men (will one of you just harmonize please i'm literally begging you)
October 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
red licorice (gross), meet the feebles (grosser), little talks by of monsters and men (will one of you just harmonize please i'm literally begging you)
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Dispatches from #warravagedportland: Clinton Park has fallen and is now occupied by our city's most terrifying faction, the youth ultimate frisbee league. Pray for us. 🙏🏼
October 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dispatches from #warravagedportland: Clinton Park has fallen and is now occupied by our city's most terrifying faction, the youth ultimate frisbee league. Pray for us. 🙏🏼
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SPACEBALLS THE TABLE READ! It’s hard to believe we’re making another Spaceballs. It’s harder to believe Mel Brooks picked us to write it. So grateful to be working with this amazing cast and crew. This is beyond my wildest dreams. It probably goes without saying, but MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
SPACEBALLS THE TABLE READ! It’s hard to believe we’re making another Spaceballs. It’s harder to believe Mel Brooks picked us to write it. So grateful to be working with this amazing cast and crew. This is beyond my wildest dreams. It probably goes without saying, but MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!
Important kraken news 🦑
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Important kraken news 🦑
Skating wins today: Edges and waltz eights are improving, and I've started experimenting with the loop jump! ⛸️
a man in a black tank top and black shorts is waving his hand in the air
Alt: a man in a black tank top and black shorts figure skating
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September 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Skating wins today: Edges and waltz eights are improving, and I've started experimenting with the loop jump! ⛸️