tbt to
when i lost my microwave
when i lost my microwave
December 12, 2024 at 11:40 PM
tbt to
when i lost my microwave
when i lost my microwave
the only bitch texting me is the debt collector 2025 cannot come soon enough
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 AM
the only bitch texting me is the debt collector 2025 cannot come soon enough
a year ago i was a comedian in chicago this year i am a spec of dust in the wind look at this picture of @mattyvergun.bsky.social and i ❣️
December 5, 2024 at 4:19 PM
a year ago i was a comedian in chicago this year i am a spec of dust in the wind look at this picture of @mattyvergun.bsky.social and i ❣️
when their alarms look like this u know they have a history of complex trauma
December 5, 2024 at 3:02 PM
when their alarms look like this u know they have a history of complex trauma
me on my way to my j*b
December 4, 2024 at 4:50 PM
me on my way to my j*b
some wish for success, some fulfillment, i wish for the discontinued shredded chicken burrito from taco bell
December 4, 2024 at 4:35 PM
some wish for success, some fulfillment, i wish for the discontinued shredded chicken burrito from taco bell
every time i work a new job this happens i need to leave customer service im too good at it (the chart is for positive surveys)
December 4, 2024 at 4:34 PM
every time i work a new job this happens i need to leave customer service im too good at it (the chart is for positive surveys)
why the fuck my brother lose his keys and ask me where they at bitch i am not the one do you think i can just theresa caputo your keys for you? no
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM
why the fuck my brother lose his keys and ask me where they at bitch i am not the one do you think i can just theresa caputo your keys for you? no
and you know what? MAYBE I WILL! *immediatley gets over it*
November 29, 2024 at 8:34 PM
and you know what? MAYBE I WILL! *immediatley gets over it*
bedrot vs brainrot
November 27, 2024 at 1:01 AM
bedrot vs brainrot
had to tell the phyllis at work that there is probably cum in her butterball turkey and i think everyone is mad @ me :/
November 27, 2024 at 12:57 AM
had to tell the phyllis at work that there is probably cum in her butterball turkey and i think everyone is mad @ me :/
went to a sabrina carpenter concert and there wasn’t one scrap of wood. not even a 2x4. disappointing!
November 26, 2024 at 4:06 PM
went to a sabrina carpenter concert and there wasn’t one scrap of wood. not even a 2x4. disappointing!
actually, i’m getting my degree in he know where home at daughter and where my hug at son
November 26, 2024 at 3:54 PM
actually, i’m getting my degree in he know where home at daughter and where my hug at son
omaha more like omagod. what ring of hell is this. i want to speak to the manager
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
omaha more like omagod. what ring of hell is this. i want to speak to the manager
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eat the rich? i thought you said eat the roach. my bad
you wanna see me do it again?
you wanna see me do it again?
November 18, 2024 at 8:37 PM
eat the rich? i thought you said eat the roach. my bad
you wanna see me do it again?
you wanna see me do it again?
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imagine being so gay that you f*ck with my vibe smdh
November 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
imagine being so gay that you f*ck with my vibe smdh
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me and my mf LEGION right here
November 19, 2024 at 1:14 AM
me and my mf LEGION right here
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something about Mike Wazowbi’s big fat eye kind of does it for me
November 19, 2024 at 2:50 PM
something about Mike Wazowbi’s big fat eye kind of does it for me
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spreadable popcorn. just something i’m workin on. in the lab.
November 19, 2024 at 7:34 PM
spreadable popcorn. just something i’m workin on. in the lab.
Reposted by bindi irwin
me to trump:
girrrrl you’re lucky i don’t put your ass inside the vita-prep
girrrrl you’re lucky i don’t put your ass inside the vita-prep
November 19, 2024 at 7:40 PM
me to trump:
girrrrl you’re lucky i don’t put your ass inside the vita-prep
girrrrl you’re lucky i don’t put your ass inside the vita-prep
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learned this trick from a baker!! PERFECT recipe for birthdays and gay fight clubs
November 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
learned this trick from a baker!! PERFECT recipe for birthdays and gay fight clubs
i also would not hesitate to eat these mfers (personified olives) UP
November 25, 2024 at 5:30 PM
i also would not hesitate to eat these mfers (personified olives) UP
me n who 😩😩😩 me n u 🥰🥰🥰
November 25, 2024 at 5:27 PM
me n who 😩😩😩 me n u 🥰🥰🥰
every morning when i get out of bed i say “lesbians rise”, rehearsing in the hope that one day when i call upon them, they’ll be there
November 25, 2024 at 1:30 PM
every morning when i get out of bed i say “lesbians rise”, rehearsing in the hope that one day when i call upon them, they’ll be there
back in the day me and my highschool bf would tweet 100 times a day and we’re both trans now so
November 25, 2024 at 12:15 PM
back in the day me and my highschool bf would tweet 100 times a day and we’re both trans now so