Joao
@likeschwow.bsky.social
“A cheesy bitch that loves pop music” - Kesha
He/they
📍 London
He/they
📍 London
Love bites are what I get for hooking up with a 25 year old. 😭
April 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Love bites are what I get for hooking up with a 25 year old. 😭
Sofa arrived today and I’m so happy with how quickly everything is coming together for my little cosy home 🥺
March 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sofa arrived today and I’m so happy with how quickly everything is coming together for my little cosy home 🥺
I need to speak with whoever curated this year’s Glastonbury lineup because lmaooo. I have zero invested interest and even I’m like ???
March 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I need to speak with whoever curated this year’s Glastonbury lineup because lmaooo. I have zero invested interest and even I’m like ???
Been at my new apartment for a couple of hours and the sheer convenience of it is going to improve my quality of life so much 😭 no more middle of bumblefuck!!
March 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Been at my new apartment for a couple of hours and the sheer convenience of it is going to improve my quality of life so much 😭 no more middle of bumblefuck!!
Life update: still don’t know what escrow means but I do know that this is the Fernandes Vasconcelos residence, the lady of the house speaking! 😭
February 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Life update: still don’t know what escrow means but I do know that this is the Fernandes Vasconcelos residence, the lady of the house speaking! 😭
Idk if it’s because I’m hungover (probably is) but I’m getting very overly emotional packing all my things 🥹
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Idk if it’s because I’m hungover (probably is) but I’m getting very overly emotional packing all my things 🥹
It’s officially happened. I’ve been in a late night environment and there’s been a table of children who don’t know and look confused by mmmbob.
February 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s officially happened. I’ve been in a late night environment and there’s been a table of children who don’t know and look confused by mmmbob.
I’m yet to buy into Tate as an album artist. The singles so far have been great but I really struggle to get through a body of work before all songs mesh into one
February 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m yet to buy into Tate as an album artist. The singles so far have been great but I really struggle to get through a body of work before all songs mesh into one
My boss asked me if I still wanted to go to the US even though they’ve effectively cancelled our only NA event there. I said I’m still happy to go but looking at this maybe I might just sit my ass home.
1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA
7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 17, 2025 at 10:29 AM
My boss asked me if I still wanted to go to the US even though they’ve effectively cancelled our only NA event there. I said I’m still happy to go but looking at this maybe I might just sit my ass home.
My mum and sister have gone away on a girlie holiday leaving me and my dad to ourselves - it’s not even been 12 hours and he’s already left the stove on for over an hour with nothing on it and complained about the lack of sliced bread when this Portuguese as hell house is never without bread.
February 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My mum and sister have gone away on a girlie holiday leaving me and my dad to ourselves - it’s not even been 12 hours and he’s already left the stove on for over an hour with nothing on it and complained about the lack of sliced bread when this Portuguese as hell house is never without bread.
Ngl really feeling this one Real Housewives franchise day week :(
February 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ngl really feeling this one Real Housewives franchise day week :(
Paid my deposit and legal fees so plz don’t invite me to anything unless you’re paying or buying me furniture 🥲
February 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Paid my deposit and legal fees so plz don’t invite me to anything unless you’re paying or buying me furniture 🥲
I actually think property solicitors are the worst in the real estate ecosystem. Why are you charging me £45 + VAT to use a portal from my lender???
February 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I actually think property solicitors are the worst in the real estate ecosystem. Why are you charging me £45 + VAT to use a portal from my lender???
The Lizzie McGuire Movie is just a 10/10 perfect movie like perfect comedy, perfect soundtrack, perfect Hilary Duff lip syncing, zero notes. I won’t be taking rebuttals at this time.
February 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The Lizzie McGuire Movie is just a 10/10 perfect movie like perfect comedy, perfect soundtrack, perfect Hilary Duff lip syncing, zero notes. I won’t be taking rebuttals at this time.
Made the first homeware purchase for my own place today 🥹 never been so happy to buy plates
February 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Made the first homeware purchase for my own place today 🥹 never been so happy to buy plates
Got cruised on at the Westfield toilets by the most non-discreet man ever. I don’t need courtship but I don’t need flaccid dick flapped at me or your head peering over the urinal wall while I’m trying to pee!
January 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Got cruised on at the Westfield toilets by the most non-discreet man ever. I don’t need courtship but I don’t need flaccid dick flapped at me or your head peering over the urinal wall while I’m trying to pee!
I love how Mercedes gets a random itch to kill a man like once every six months #Hollyoaks
January 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I love how Mercedes gets a random itch to kill a man like once every six months #Hollyoaks
Listening to my Portuguese mother’s phone conversations with back home requires deciphering the pitch of her tuts, ah’s and oh’s to figure out if it’s good or bad news.
January 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Listening to my Portuguese mother’s phone conversations with back home requires deciphering the pitch of her tuts, ah’s and oh’s to figure out if it’s good or bad news.
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oh what the hell? the Prince Charles is at risk because of potential dickhead developers? truly they can fuck all the way off you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat!
We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...
you.38degrees.org.uk
January 28, 2025 at 10:16 AM
oh what the hell? the Prince Charles is at risk because of potential dickhead developers? truly they can fuck all the way off you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
New corporate rule: 90 minute meeting requests should have a week’s notice, not 30 minutes.
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
New corporate rule: 90 minute meeting requests should have a week’s notice, not 30 minutes.
It is absolutely wild to me that this incredible show took THREE SEASONS to make its way to UK TV.
"Sky is to become the exclusive home for hit US comedy Hacks after acquiring all four series of the HBO/Max series."
Sky takes Hacks exclusively for the UK
Hit HBO/Max comedy had been without a UK home for award-winning S3
www.broadcastnow.co.uk
January 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It is absolutely wild to me that this incredible show took THREE SEASONS to make its way to UK TV.
If the algorithm serves another “here’s what I eat as a bottom bodybuilder” reel I’m about to enter my top era.
January 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If the algorithm serves another “here’s what I eat as a bottom bodybuilder” reel I’m about to enter my top era.