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Autistic bi nonbinary vintage synth nerd trans girl (there are so few of us). Will follow back other queer/trans healthcare workers. Please remind me to get off my phone (I shouldn’t be sitting on it anyway).
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You know what they always say, you're not supposed to get railed in a sundress after labor day
Raynaud's is definitely way overhyped, despite what you might’ve heard it is in fact not Phenomenal
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Raynaud's is definitely way overhyped, despite what you might’ve heard it is in fact not Phenomenal
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One WEIRD trick to be treated like a human being, BOSSES hate it!
One WEIRD trick to be treated like a human being, BOSSES hate it!
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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One WEIRD trick to be treated like a human being, BOSSES hate it!
One WEIRD trick to be treated like a human being, BOSSES hate it!
Tbh it’s so embarrassing when you bring a cooler full of brown ale to your local department store, only to find the employees getting daydrunk in the parking lot and offering you a pint or three
Talk about bringing Newcastle to Kohl’s
Talk about bringing Newcastle to Kohl’s
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Tbh it’s so embarrassing when you bring a cooler full of brown ale to your local department store, only to find the employees getting daydrunk in the parking lot and offering you a pint or three
Talk about bringing Newcastle to Kohl’s
Talk about bringing Newcastle to Kohl’s
By the end of The Two Towers (film), Aragorn’s got about as many concussions as a particularly luckless MMA fighter. Descendants of Numenor are hardy beyond most Men, but how’s this guy psychically challenging Sauron for the palantír? Or standing?
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
By the end of The Two Towers (film), Aragorn’s got about as many concussions as a particularly luckless MMA fighter. Descendants of Numenor are hardy beyond most Men, but how’s this guy psychically challenging Sauron for the palantír? Or standing?
I regret to inform the other members of the Sapphic Council that Katy O’Brian is a former cop. Let me know if you need a supportive (and did I mention very strong 😌) shoulder to lean on in this, our time of collective grieving
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I regret to inform the other members of the Sapphic Council that Katy O’Brian is a former cop. Let me know if you need a supportive (and did I mention very strong 😌) shoulder to lean on in this, our time of collective grieving
No no I understand what you’re asking, no the names of most holidays aren’t verbs, boxing day isn’t for… well, ok but not cyber monday… palm sunday? are you just listing every holiday? D-day? no still not a- what? no i‘m not trying to celebrate national waffle day early, very clear on this one
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
No no I understand what you’re asking, no the names of most holidays aren’t verbs, boxing day isn’t for… well, ok but not cyber monday… palm sunday? are you just listing every holiday? D-day? no still not a- what? no i‘m not trying to celebrate national waffle day early, very clear on this one
As always, disabled people are both Cassandra and the canary in the coal mine. Disabled people have known since 2021 that Vinay Prasad is an anti-vaccination and covid-minimizing piece of shit, and that the project of COVID-19 minimization is a fundamentally pro-eugenics one
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
As always, disabled people are both Cassandra and the canary in the coal mine. Disabled people have known since 2021 that Vinay Prasad is an anti-vaccination and covid-minimizing piece of shit, and that the project of COVID-19 minimization is a fundamentally pro-eugenics one
Key differences:
TCG - Game rules allow deck customization
CCG - Decklist is identical to that assigned at birth
TCG - Game rules allow deck customization
CCG - Decklist is identical to that assigned at birth
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Key differences:
TCG - Game rules allow deck customization
CCG - Decklist is identical to that assigned at birth
TCG - Game rules allow deck customization
CCG - Decklist is identical to that assigned at birth
GI Tract: a real American hero 🇺🇸
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
GI Tract: a real American hero 🇺🇸
Longing for the glory days of LinkedIn, when an unemployed recent grad with nothing to lose could enter her current position as “Head Taste Tester/Sommelier at Dumb Bitch Juice“ and friends could endorse you for skills like “Knowing how to spell C++” or “Being gay”
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Longing for the glory days of LinkedIn, when an unemployed recent grad with nothing to lose could enter her current position as “Head Taste Tester/Sommelier at Dumb Bitch Juice“ and friends could endorse you for skills like “Knowing how to spell C++” or “Being gay”
Of course I don’t use Tinder for its intended purpose, I use it to scroll down to cute trans girls’ Top 10 Most Listened To Artists for ideas on what to listen to next
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Of course I don’t use Tinder for its intended purpose, I use it to scroll down to cute trans girls’ Top 10 Most Listened To Artists for ideas on what to listen to next
An important starting point for parsing potential conspiracy theories is remembering that the CIA are famously FUCKING TERRIBLE at their jobs
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
An important starting point for parsing potential conspiracy theories is remembering that the CIA are famously FUCKING TERRIBLE at their jobs
Made this one for all my sisters out there who play 😘
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Made this one for all my sisters out there who play 😘
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
Me trying to record a song in A# minor
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Me trying to record a song in A# minor
This entire thread is 💯
Make sure to read down to “The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.”
Make sure to read down to “The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.”
Home Alone makes changes to the Die Hard formula that render it hard for me to enjoy. The McClain character should feel overawed. And in theory having Kevin be a child versus adults achieves that. But the thing is: Kevin is a god. It's not just Tom & Jerry. This is some random punks versus Anansi.
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This entire thread is 💯
Make sure to read down to “The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.”
Make sure to read down to “The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.”
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Lee Harvey Oswald tonight
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Lee Harvey Oswald tonight
Not going to include a quote from the lyrics so it won’t get flagged as h*te sp**ch again this year
youtu.be/LKEVx-Dj7s4
youtu.be/LKEVx-Dj7s4
G.L.O.S.S. - Trans Day Of Revenge
YouTube video by outofmyheadintomybed
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November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not going to include a quote from the lyrics so it won’t get flagged as h*te sp**ch again this year
youtu.be/LKEVx-Dj7s4
youtu.be/LKEVx-Dj7s4
All I’m saying is if you’re a person who wants to have sex with Santa, december 25th is like your christmas
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
All I’m saying is if you’re a person who wants to have sex with Santa, december 25th is like your christmas
Wow it’s not even Thanksgiving yet and people are already talking about wanting to fuck Santa. The season starts earlier every year
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wow it’s not even Thanksgiving yet and people are already talking about wanting to fuck Santa. The season starts earlier every year
Simulation theory but it’s that everything is one big nursing school patient care sim
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Simulation theory but it’s that everything is one big nursing school patient care sim
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Did you know other people can read what you post?
Just found that out, thought I’d share with you all xoxo 🤗
Just found that out, thought I’d share with you all xoxo 🤗
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Did you know other people can read what you post?
Just found that out, thought I’d share with you all xoxo 🤗
Just found that out, thought I’d share with you all xoxo 🤗
The matter of giving the christmas tree skeleton fat titties should not be subject to originalist jurisprudence 🌲💀
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The matter of giving the christmas tree skeleton fat titties should not be subject to originalist jurisprudence 🌲💀
New least favorite metric ever just dropped 😟
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
New least favorite metric ever just dropped 😟
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Tesla employees passed around photos of the insides of customers' garages, footage of what they were doing inside/near their cars. The cars were OFF at the time, a nude Tesla driver walking past their car in the privacy of their own garage became a Tesla office meme
Stop embracing surveillance tech
Stop embracing surveillance tech
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Tesla employees passed around photos of the insides of customers' garages, footage of what they were doing inside/near their cars. The cars were OFF at the time, a nude Tesla driver walking past their car in the privacy of their own garage became a Tesla office meme
Stop embracing surveillance tech
Stop embracing surveillance tech
Smoke inside! Or don’t! It’s your choice 😊
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Smoke inside! Or don’t! It’s your choice 😊