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by Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, and Mike Johnson
by Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, and Mike Johnson
“Because someone said he was gay?”
“No, because everyone keeps asking why it bothers him so much.”
“Because someone said he was gay?”
“No, because everyone keeps asking why it bothers him so much.”
Gabriel: “Eternity makes you efficient.”
Mary: “Do angels ever take their time?”
Gabriel: “Not since management installed performance metrics.”
Gabriel: “Eternity makes you efficient.”
Mary: “Do angels ever take their time?”
Gabriel: “Not since management installed performance metrics.”
Gabriel: “Eternity makes you efficient.”
Mary: “Do angels ever take their time?”
Gabriel: “Only when Barry White comes on.”
Gabriel: “Eternity makes you efficient.”
Mary: “Do angels ever take their time?”
Gabriel: “Only when Barry White comes on.”
Soul: “Wor…sir…shyer”
St. Peter: “Elevator’s to your left. It only goes down.”
Soul: “Wor…sir…shyer”
St. Peter: “Elevator’s to your left. It only goes down.”
Safe to say Marjorie Taylor Greene’s divorce from Donald Trump is final.
“After President Trump called me a traitor, I got a pipe bomb threat on my house.”
“I stood for women who were raped when they were 14 years old. And the president that I fought for… called me a traitor for that.”
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Safe to say Marjorie Taylor Greene’s divorce from Donald Trump is final.
“After President Trump called me a traitor, I got a pipe bomb threat on my house.”
“I stood for women who were raped when they were 14 years old. And the president that I fought for… called me a traitor for that.”
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