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Lex Bear
@lexbear.bsky.social
Falkirk’s finest, Edinburgh’s worst, Yer Da’s favourite. Occasional YouTuber & Shite Patter central. He/Him. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈💚 Wannabe Writer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
does he know I would literally storm no-mans-land in order to save him during a suicide mission, what the fuck do you mean they’re pests, FUCK you I love them
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
if you like the Stalker games, please please please play Project Silverfish. It’s absolutely amazing
when the camera flash to see in darkness trope shows up in films: lmao how contrived

me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
when the camera flash to see in darkness trope shows up in films: lmao how contrived

me playing #ProjectSilverfish when my NVGs and tac-light break due to anomalies and I have to use the in-game camera flash to navigate a pitch black tunnel dungeon:
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
WRITE WHAT U KNOW BAAABY
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 AM
it’s funny trying to cram years of head-canon ttrpg OCs into an actual setting and writings because on one side I have centuries of generational trauma and the spectre of imperialism looming over everyone, and then all I write about is two disaster gays trying to admit their feelings for one another
November 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
me opening a fucking illusions museum at the ass crack of dawn:
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
this is what it feels like to wake up for an 6am shift
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 AM
they’re putting me into the soup
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
OH MY GOD WE FOUND ANOTHER ONE IN THE ONE OF THE STAFF ROOM COUCHES, I DONT LIKE THIS AHAHAHAHAHA I HATE IT HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE.
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Found a tooth at work just lying in our staffroom. It’s not any of my coworkers’ and nobody from any other department is saying anything. Happy Halloween haha…
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
this is what I do creatively now
October 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
yeehaww
October 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am watching drag race and my head hurts, ru paul please I yield stop, I’m going to pass out
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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That thing you need to do… xox
August 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
they should bring back Outlander to Edinburgh like you would bring in a predator to cull an invasive species (h*rry p*tter)
July 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
*Slaps head*
Yep, this little guy can witness so many horrors.
July 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Last Close will be a contemporary fantasy horror book about the terror of apathy, forgotten evil and being a service worker in (not)Edinburgh.
July 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I regret to inform you all I’m trying to write a book.
July 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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GOTY and not even out yet. fin fin come and kill for him
July 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Nearly everyone called in sick today at work, it’s just me, my bf and our pal Jeremy up against a thousand tourists for the next 8 hours:
June 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
edinburgh? mare like edinbURGH
GET ME OOT OF THIS SOULLESS PLACE
Edinburgh is just Glasgow if it voted lib dem
June 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Edinburgh is just Glasgow if it voted lib dem
June 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
glass cow
glesga
glaschu
etc
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM