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downloaded this app cuz i’m seeking new methods of brain damage
i can do all things through charli xcx boiler room set which strengthens me
April 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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HAPPY ARIES SEASON BITCHES
March 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
pathetic
Oh boy, there's more. At a presser minutes ago, Jeffries says he's powerless:

JOURNALIST: To what extent will Dems withhold votes in the negotiations?

JEFFRIES: Repubs control trifecta, it’s THEIR govt. What leverage do we have? We’re going to continue to try to find bipartisan common ground...
February 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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just go in what the fuck is your problem just walk past paul blart and get your ass in there
ELON IS ALLOWED IN THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION. NOT YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES OR STUDENTS & PARENTS. I WILL BE BACK.
February 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I know there are endless five alarm fires, but the NLRB accepting being sued out of existence by Elon Musk is atrocious.
Last year Elon Musk and SpaceX claimed the NLRB is unconstitutional after being accused of labor violations.

Now under Trump, the NLRB is dropping its opposition to this claim.

The labor board will no longer fight in court against the charges that it shouldn't exist.
February 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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when there’s one random Brownshirt blocking the entrance to the DoE
February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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What’s alarming me is that they are allowing private security to dictate whether or not they’re allowed in a government building.

Why aren’t they fighting back?
It should alarm us all that sitting U.S. Congress members are being denied entry to the Department of Education.

These are our government representatives, they should be able to walk into a department of our government.
February 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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U.S. Navy has paused all Sexual Assault Prevention and Response (SAPR) training, per Navy memo leaked to me
February 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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The State Department website has replaced "LGBT" with "LGB"
January 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
someone actually does need to save the children
January 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Oh the stuff Trump is doing is illegal? It’s actually against the law? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Robert Mueller
January 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i love you chicago
January 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Planned Parenthood spent upwards of 40 million through their personal pac this past election cycle with huge amounts going to Kamala Harris. We can talk about the semantics of pac funding over services but money was pulled from clinics into these elections and now the clinics are paying the cost
Illinois, largely considered a midwest safe haven for abortion, is losing clinics: "The affiliate said the influx of patients traveling to the state post-Dobbs and more patients needing financial assistance contributed to the decision."
NEW: Planned Parenthood of Illinois is shuttering four clinics that provided abortion pills amid a “financial shortfall” stemming from rising costs of care and an influx of patients who need assistance.

The affiliate's president and CEO stepped down on January 8.
www.jezebel.com/planned-pare...
January 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
trying a new trick where every time i say “we’re fucked” while thinking about the state of the world i add 5 pushups & do them all when i get home from work so i can retrain my brain towards getting ripped instead of depressed

out for 2025: despair
in for 2025: discipline
January 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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DONT GIVE COPS YOUR PHONE AT A TRAFFIC STOP TO SHOW THEM YOUR ID
January 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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i would be so good at being addicted to cocaine
January 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
i had to listen to an annoying straight man tell his cafe date that nosferatu had “nothing interesting to say” and that james gunn is a better director than eggers as evidenced by the way he “elevated john cena’s acting skills” & i almost started screaming & convulsing like ellen hutter
January 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
mama a glowing tv behind you
January 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Crysknife would be such a pretty name for a girl.
March 4, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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I think it’s time to bring my most viral tweet over from the bad place.
January 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
jeremy strong they could never make me hate you
January 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
showing incredible restraint in the “write an essay about nosferatu” department but lord my demons might win
January 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM