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winning’s hard, hatin’s free // LeBrondent @stickyglove.substack.com
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no one does coach speak like Bart
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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keptsimple.bsky.social
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
August 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Assault with a deli weapon, that’s a felony
August 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
levey.bsky.social
black pants woulda really had this thing cookin
July 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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the shirts, they're pretty good!
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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As someone who only really watches action movies and comedies, it's Ryan Gosling.
July 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
levey.bsky.social
the big 12 is too cowardly to prognosticate but we aren't
July 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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dhm.bsky.social
I wrote about the basketball court on Love Island, which is all fucked up. defector.com/the-basketba...
Overhead shot of Love Island court, that looks like an H, the center is an H and the paint and out of bounds are yellow. There is no baseline, and the one side only has three point lines in the corners. Inset shot of Love Island court showing it has no baseline or three point line on the one side. Overhead shot of the Love Island court showing no baseline. Shot of Love Island guys playing and there's a fucked up chain net.
July 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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it is important the world know that better things are possible
July 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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sethhed.bsky.social
@fourverts.bsky.social it’s time
June 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
levey.bsky.social
you will simply not find a more timely, pertinent game 3 preview anywhere on al gore's internet than this one
stickyglove.substack.com The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Jun 11
The Finals are tied 1-1 and headed back to Indiana, so @levey.bsky.social is here to talk about jerseys again.

No, we also don't understand why he's like this.

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The Indiana Pacers (Nike) Jersey Tier List
More critical NBA Finals analysis
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June 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
levey.bsky.social
teamed up to write about the most refreshing basketball team in... a generation? more?

yes 'cers, things of that nature
June 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
levey.bsky.social
only the finest Xs and Os for my readers
June 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
levey.bsky.social
ole miss jax son's (objet) d'art
alexkirshner.com Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · Apr 28
i would like to just move on from the shedeur prank call story but i'm struggling to do that because of the the facts that 1) it was an ole miss kid, 2) named jax, who 3) got the number from his dad's ipad because 4) his dad is the defensive coordinator of 5) the atlanta falcons
April 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
levey.bsky.social
once again I am Mad Online™ but this time it's completely jusitified i promise
stickyglove.substack.com The Malcontents™ @stickyglove.substack.com · Apr 27
@levey.bsky.social got mad again so you know what that means: a new recurring column!

This time, it's Ferrari giving him the blues. Or not, actually. Which is the whole problem.

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The Blue Ferrari: An F1 White Whale
Post Position — Edition 01
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April 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
levey.bsky.social
featuring a range of knowledge from "baseball idiot" (me) to "participates in a fantasy league with a minor league draft"
March 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
levey.bsky.social
picking houston to lose this weekend *and* win the whole thing like:
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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stickyglove.substack.com
brand new sentence: here are 1,300 words on MLS uniforms
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resident design crank @levey.bsky.social has opinions, imagine that
MLS Jersey Week, Ranked
It's Soccer SZN on Sticky Substack
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February 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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OH SHIT OH FUCK

LEBRON LUKA LAKERS LEREPORT

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LeBrondent Report — BREAKING NEWS 🚨
Lebron is 40, this fuckery wont go on for much longer, thank god
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February 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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in preparation for the CFB final four, we have put together a little prediction post, like any good outlet should have. stickyglove.substack.com/p/the-panel-...
The Panel: 4 Fast 4 Furious
A December to Remember leads to Happy Honda Days
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January 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Pictured: Amon-Ra St. Brown and Jared Goff
January 21, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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Tweet from @quendergeer: This is what they took from you [Screenshot of post from diebuster] Looking at wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life - cigarette girl - garden hermit - high priestess of Athena Polias - lady's companion - ninja - priest hunter - professional mourning - rune master - toad doctors - useful man
December 5, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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sethrosenthal.bsky.social
pooping without your phone is called “pilgrim style”
December 5, 2023 at 1:26 PM
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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
November 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM