Mark
lengthyparsnips.bsky.social
Mark
@lengthyparsnips.bsky.social
I like to tinker with photos, video editing and music production on iOS and Android.

I also love Formula 1, wrangling data, weather forecasting, drinking tea, solving Rubik's Cubes and music that was made in the DDR.

Enjoys blocking crypto scammers.
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I don't suppose BSky can help me find the owner of a Belgian racing pigeon who was wearing this ring. Found sadly deceased in an English field yesterday.
I tried facebook group and a Belgian pigeon website, but no luck so far.
August 8, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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It's easy to forget the varieties of Club bars that used to be available, now we seem to have only Mint and Orange, (is the Fruit one still a thing?) This is a still from a 1980s TV ad, displaying Fruit, Orange, Milk, Plain, and Mint. Note also the golf ball on the Plain one - bit of a wild card.
August 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
@virtualstatman.bsky.social do you know how many F1 drivers' first podium was also a win?
June 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I'm going to calculate π on the Moon! And you can join in. Get your own Lunar Pi. www.kickstarter.com/projects/sta...
June 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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So far this spring, we've had more sunshine than we had in the WHOLE of summer 2024!

SPRING 2025 (up to 13th May)
507.0 hours of ☀️

SUMMER 2024
491.6 hours of ☀️
May 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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On Monday our instagram account was hacked and then deleted. We received a ransom note to recover it; obviously we couldn't and wouldn't pay, and therefore lost thousands of followers. Meta support was useless. But we're BACK with a new account: @littletollerbooks. Can you follow us there and share?
March 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Here's the weather for the Race:

0% chance of rain
0.0 mm rain

Weather radar at https://outlap.co.uk/f1/radar
#ChineseGP #F1
March 23, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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A sure sign that my cat has been up to no good is when she sees me and immediately tries too hard to act casual.
February 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy birthday, @alexdeakin.bsky.social!
February 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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YELLOW SPIDER

At first glance the staircase at this Windrush London Overground station appears to be ordinary, but if a train stops in the correct position you can suddenly see an orangey yellow insect crawling up the stairs towards you! 😮
January 22, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Don’t believe the hype…
Great advice from @alexdeakin.bsky.social at the @metoffice.bsky.social about debunking sensationalised weather headlines.

Also applies well to many sensationalised political headlines too - read the full quote, understand the context, consult trusted sources.

youtu.be/8qdeUM_HuH0?...
28/12/24 - Can you trust a weather headline? - Met Office explains - Met Office UK Weather
YouTube video by Met Office - UK Weather
youtu.be
December 28, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Q: What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A: You might think it's R, but his first love be the C.
December 23, 2024 at 9:53 PM
This is an amazing documentary.

The sheer scale of the production is mind-blowing; here's how they they turn 1,300 tonnes of equipment into a live music show.
Rammstein - Behind The Scenes of the World Stadium Tour 2019-2024
YouTube video by Rammstein Official
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I've just made some ice cream matcha.

Verdict:
Smell - exactly like ice cream.
Look - a bit like ditch water.
Taste - pretty much how I imagine soil tastes.

Still I've made it now, so I'm going to drink it.
December 2, 2024 at 1:40 PM
This lovely account always posts a weather update before each F1 session.
Here's the weather for the Sprint:

0% chance of rain
0.0 mm rain

Weather radar at outlap.co.uk/f1/radar
#QatarGP #F1
November 30, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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Here's the weather for the Sprint:

0% chance of rain
0.0 mm rain

Weather radar at outlap.co.uk/f1/radar
#QatarGP #F1
November 30, 2024 at 1:30 PM
November 30, 2024 at 9:36 AM
I love music from the Deutsche Demokratische Republik (as it was). Here's a brilliant song and a brilliant performance from Beppo Küster with his first hit song (I think) back in 1983.
Beppo Küster - Absolute Stille
YouTube video by Ostmusik
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
November 23, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Crazy Venus fact
November 19, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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The perfect ratio of unread books you own to books you should buy is WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE BUT BUYING BOOKS IS ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA.
November 20, 2024 at 12:37 AM