I went to post-holiday drinkies at my boss’ house and am now dming my friends packing tips so that they can go abroad and not check a bag. I’m going to turn this into a thread so I can share my knowledge.
January 20, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I went to post-holiday drinkies at my boss’ house and am now dming my friends packing tips so that they can go abroad and not check a bag. I’m going to turn this into a thread so I can share my knowledge.
Hmmm apparently I only go on Bluesky after I’ve had at least two martinis.
January 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Hmmm apparently I only go on Bluesky after I’ve had at least two martinis.
Being a huge slut when I was in my 20s has made me so good at packing. I’m a virginal packing queen now that I’m an ancient 33 year old crone.
January 20, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Being a huge slut when I was in my 20s has made me so good at packing. I’m a virginal packing queen now that I’m an ancient 33 year old crone.
Gives me some hope because I really thought “oh fuck I’m old now and can’t party like I used to” but no, I do not have an extended hangover, I have COVID.
It took me 4 years….but I finally got Covid.
January 4, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Gives me some hope because I really thought “oh fuck I’m old now and can’t party like I used to” but no, I do not have an extended hangover, I have COVID.
It took me 4 years….but I finally got Covid.
January 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
It took me 4 years….but I finally got Covid.
I never ever do the money pinning thing but I thought it would be fun to get free drinks for my birthday and I somehow made exactly $33 and that felt like fate? A man told me that global warming wasn’t real and gave me a $10 bill 😍
Haven’t been here in a minute but I turned 33 on New Year’s Eve and looked very hot while doing so.
January 3, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I never ever do the money pinning thing but I thought it would be fun to get free drinks for my birthday and I somehow made exactly $33 and that felt like fate? A man told me that global warming wasn’t real and gave me a $10 bill 😍
Haven’t been here in a minute but I turned 33 on New Year’s Eve and looked very hot while doing so.
January 3, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Haven’t been here in a minute but I turned 33 on New Year’s Eve and looked very hot while doing so.
Did you know that there’s a large community of horny archie comics Instagram accounts?
January 3, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Did you know that there’s a large community of horny archie comics Instagram accounts?
A guy I used hook up with occasionally (despite neither one of us being the other’s usual fare) just posted a picture of his mom and I’m so scared and understand what he saw in me now 😭
December 24, 2023 at 2:01 AM
A guy I used hook up with occasionally (despite neither one of us being the other’s usual fare) just posted a picture of his mom and I’m so scared and understand what he saw in me now 😭
One of my friends quit his job and I announced it in a group chat (that he isn’t in) with “DIVA DOWN: *** ********* quit ***.”
December 16, 2023 at 9:55 PM
One of my friends quit his job and I announced it in a group chat (that he isn’t in) with “DIVA DOWN: *** ********* quit ***.”
Last night I got drunk* and memed myself
*I ran out of my hardcore water filters and they didn’t arrive until today and I do not trust my tap water and forgot to get water at the store and my reserve was frozen so I obviously could only drink wine, just like my ancestors
*I ran out of my hardcore water filters and they didn’t arrive until today and I do not trust my tap water and forgot to get water at the store and my reserve was frozen so I obviously could only drink wine, just like my ancestors
December 16, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Last night I got drunk* and memed myself
*I ran out of my hardcore water filters and they didn’t arrive until today and I do not trust my tap water and forgot to get water at the store and my reserve was frozen so I obviously could only drink wine, just like my ancestors
*I ran out of my hardcore water filters and they didn’t arrive until today and I do not trust my tap water and forgot to get water at the store and my reserve was frozen so I obviously could only drink wine, just like my ancestors
If I see one more think piece about how this season of Real Housewives of Potomac is racist I’m going to write a spicy little essay about how The Curse on Showtime is a companion piece to this season.
December 7, 2023 at 10:45 PM
If I see one more think piece about how this season of Real Housewives of Potomac is racist I’m going to write a spicy little essay about how The Curse on Showtime is a companion piece to this season.
We almost had a child together 💖
Once again I am thinking about when I dated a chef and he drank a tea one of his Jamaican line cooks told him would give him a “strong boner” and he had diarrhea for two days.
November 30, 2023 at 6:16 AM
We almost had a child together 💖
Once again I am thinking about when I dated a chef and he drank a tea one of his Jamaican line cooks told him would give him a “strong boner” and he had diarrhea for two days.
November 30, 2023 at 6:15 AM
Once again I am thinking about when I dated a chef and he drank a tea one of his Jamaican line cooks told him would give him a “strong boner” and he had diarrhea for two days.
Oh I fell and have a huge bruise still 😍
Started drinking less and I think that’s part of why I lost 20 lbs (I’m good either way but it’s nice to be able to fit into all of the expensive clothes I bought when I had money) but also now my tolerance is shit and I’m going to show up to girls night tonight hammered. Sorry 2 everyone.
November 29, 2023 at 8:01 AM
Oh I fell and have a huge bruise still 😍
I guess I should include exercise as a thing Not Depressed Leith found pleasure in, but it’s always been weird exercise like aerial and barre and walking 10 miles while listening to my father’s stoned thoughts.
Going to become a disgusting diet influencer with my new diet “lose weight by exercising less with one simple trick (being so depressed you no longer find joy in the things you once loved, food & wine)”
Started drinking less and I think that’s part of why I lost 20 lbs (I’m good either way but it’s nice to be able to fit into all of the expensive clothes I bought when I had money) but also now my tolerance is shit and I’m going to show up to girls night tonight hammered. Sorry 2 everyone.
November 19, 2023 at 1:24 AM
I guess I should include exercise as a thing Not Depressed Leith found pleasure in, but it’s always been weird exercise like aerial and barre and walking 10 miles while listening to my father’s stoned thoughts.
Going to become a disgusting diet influencer with my new diet “lose weight by exercising less with one simple trick (being so depressed you no longer find joy in the things you once loved, food & wine)”
Started drinking less and I think that’s part of why I lost 20 lbs (I’m good either way but it’s nice to be able to fit into all of the expensive clothes I bought when I had money) but also now my tolerance is shit and I’m going to show up to girls night tonight hammered. Sorry 2 everyone.
November 19, 2023 at 1:23 AM
Going to become a disgusting diet influencer with my new diet “lose weight by exercising less with one simple trick (being so depressed you no longer find joy in the things you once loved, food & wine)”
Started drinking less and I think that’s part of why I lost 20 lbs (I’m good either way but it’s nice to be able to fit into all of the expensive clothes I bought when I had money) but also now my tolerance is shit and I’m going to show up to girls night tonight hammered. Sorry 2 everyone.
November 19, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Started drinking less and I think that’s part of why I lost 20 lbs (I’m good either way but it’s nice to be able to fit into all of the expensive clothes I bought when I had money) but also now my tolerance is shit and I’m going to show up to girls night tonight hammered. Sorry 2 everyone.
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There is only one animal shelter in Gaza: Sulala Animal Rescue. Do not fall for scammers online claiming to be rescuers just because they post a sad photo.
You can donate to Sulala directly: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Hel...
Or through Animals Australia: animalsaustralia.org/appeal/donat...
You can donate to Sulala directly: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Hel...
Or through Animals Australia: animalsaustralia.org/appeal/donat...
November 1, 2023 at 11:24 PM
There is only one animal shelter in Gaza: Sulala Animal Rescue. Do not fall for scammers online claiming to be rescuers just because they post a sad photo.
You can donate to Sulala directly: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Hel...
Or through Animals Australia: animalsaustralia.org/appeal/donat...
You can donate to Sulala directly: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Hel...
Or through Animals Australia: animalsaustralia.org/appeal/donat...
Take 5 should be like the nail salon and give you a glass of disgusting wine while they change your oil.
November 17, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Take 5 should be like the nail salon and give you a glass of disgusting wine while they change your oil.
Controversial but I totally think it’s fine to use campaign funds for Botox, makeup, and clothes. I decided that as a child in the 90s after hearing one too many (hack) jokes about Hilary’s pant suits. If Bernie got a lip flip with my money I would celebrate him.
November 16, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Controversial but I totally think it’s fine to use campaign funds for Botox, makeup, and clothes. I decided that as a child in the 90s after hearing one too many (hack) jokes about Hilary’s pant suits. If Bernie got a lip flip with my money I would celebrate him.
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen people fighting about Israel and Palestine on LinkedIn
November 15, 2023 at 10:51 PM
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen people fighting about Israel and Palestine on LinkedIn
Spiritually they are my siblings. I basically moved into their mom’s house in high school. We’re all also mentally ill. But in different yet compatible ways.
My best friend and her little brother have finally agreed to move here and we’re going to be a house of sicko adult siblings living together. This is my karma for making fun of a guy I dated who lived with his twin sister.
November 12, 2023 at 7:50 AM
Spiritually they are my siblings. I basically moved into their mom’s house in high school. We’re all also mentally ill. But in different yet compatible ways.
My best friend and her little brother have finally agreed to move here and we’re going to be a house of sicko adult siblings living together. This is my karma for making fun of a guy I dated who lived with his twin sister.
November 12, 2023 at 7:49 AM
My best friend and her little brother have finally agreed to move here and we’re going to be a house of sicko adult siblings living together. This is my karma for making fun of a guy I dated who lived with his twin sister.