🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
banner
legallyjewish.bsky.social
🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
@legallyjewish.bsky.social
⚧️🤵🏻‍♀️ PGH-based fighter for the downtrodden and those left behind by society.

Fan of: Lucy, antizionist Reconstructionist Judaism, Taylor Swift, cats, 🇨🇦

Ex/alum: Carlow U 💜💛, DuqLaw, USAF, NSA, man
Pinned
I am so sorry if you’re a professional colleague but this account is gonna rage post about sports and be incredibly queer so be prepared
Lucy: I thought you were talking about sticking mashed potatoes up your asshole.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
There's not a single circumstance in the world where if you encountered this guy in everyday life, you would even consider listening to what he has to say.
They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Bluesky Wrapped is just a distraction. Keep your eye on the ball, people.
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I used to be able to afford groceries easily.

Now I cannot.

Jesus Christ this isn’t hard.
I mean, be honest with yourself. Does your notion that there's an "affordability crisis" come from you independently deriving the idea because your spending on food has increased 2% year over year, or is it because you've seen approximately 1000 writers and politicians you like and trust repeat it?
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
White being the color of the year is hardly a shock
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I didn’t know my cat had a Bluesky account
I'm so hungry, yes I did have breakfast an hour ago, I'm waiting for second breakfast haha.
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’ve never been more seen
You can tell when a woman on a dating app is autistic, mainly because her bio tends to read like a description on a cat rehoming Facebook page
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m a dependency lawyer which basically makes me a social worker with a law license
tgirls are often SWers and IT, but we forget about the tgirl janitor... where is ur love for her... basically maids with less pay ok . im maidcore
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
OMG NEW EDITION ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
An easy way to explain luddites:

Textile manufacturers brought in machines that could do in an hour what would have taken 12 hours by hand.

And then, tried to keep paying the now 12x more productive workers the same wages as before.

That's it, that was the problem luddites had. Not complex.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
In a sane society, this person’s company would be immediately shut down and he would be forever shunned
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
Normalize treating this like the psychopathic behavior that it is
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
One thing I always want to ask these masculinity entrepreneurs is why men can’t look to women as role models, and can’t see in women models of human virtue and thriving that are worth emulating. After all, women look to men for these all the time.
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
Everything I've learned about Olivia Nuzzi has been without my consent
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
All of this tracks
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
lol seriously fuck all of these people listed. Just unimaginable levels of self-fart smelling.
The Nuzzi story isn't about an affair, it's about the extraordinary corruption, moral stupidity, and cliquishness of elite media. (From the Feed Me Substack.)
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
At a certain point, and it might be soon, we will all have to play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings. At least for a little while. An assistant coach will knock on your door and you’ll just have to get in the van.
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Every time I sign a new client I get hyped with them. I’m not here to be a boring lawyer. Even if it’s just writing a will I want to hear the stories about the legacy they’re leaving. I once had a terrible boss but she taught me how to connect with my clients as people, and I always remember that.
Funniest part of an NFL football game is when the defense gets a turnover and very briefly the football team turns into the theatre club and they do their little performance they rehearsed that week.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
And with that, I’m switching over to Boardwalk Empire.
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
How do you overthrow a jumping 6’8” man?
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.

Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Quote of the night last night: “Two things I’m generally always up for: sex and Trivial Pursuit”
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Reposted by 🕎 It’s Time For Hernukkah 🏳️‍⚧️
This Thanksgiving, ICE fascists are arresting people in San Diego At Their Green Card Interviews!

These immigrants followed the law & did everything right—ICE is arresting them anyway.

It was never about law & order. It was always about fascism & white supremacy. Abolish ICE. Protect our Republic.
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM