Lefty Conspirator (Espen Kulseth)
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This is when you know you've asked the AI a particularly pretentious question.
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is when you know you've asked the AI a particularly pretentious question.
Aragorn: "The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!"
Chuck Schumer: "Actually, eight of my Thanes just voted to pass Sauron's resolution of ruin and despair".
Aragorn: "...what?"
Chuck Schumer: "You need to know I was against this all along".
Chuck Schumer: "Actually, eight of my Thanes just voted to pass Sauron's resolution of ruin and despair".
Aragorn: "...what?"
Chuck Schumer: "You need to know I was against this all along".
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Aragorn: "The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!"
Chuck Schumer: "Actually, eight of my Thanes just voted to pass Sauron's resolution of ruin and despair".
Aragorn: "...what?"
Chuck Schumer: "You need to know I was against this all along".
Chuck Schumer: "Actually, eight of my Thanes just voted to pass Sauron's resolution of ruin and despair".
Aragorn: "...what?"
Chuck Schumer: "You need to know I was against this all along".
Brazil's lineup in their 7-1 defeat by Germany in 2014 is now only history's second most useless team, after the Senate Democrats caved.
At least the Brazilians were beaten by someone actually competent, after all.
At least the Brazilians were beaten by someone actually competent, after all.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Brazil's lineup in their 7-1 defeat by Germany in 2014 is now only history's second most useless team, after the Senate Democrats caved.
At least the Brazilians were beaten by someone actually competent, after all.
At least the Brazilians were beaten by someone actually competent, after all.
It is good to see that leading Democrats reacted to a series of wins and the beginning of some serious momentum by immediately caving to the Republicans like a gaggle of little bitches.
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It is good to see that leading Democrats reacted to a series of wins and the beginning of some serious momentum by immediately caving to the Republicans like a gaggle of little bitches.
Yet another thing ChatGPT is shit at; making heraldic devices.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Yet another thing ChatGPT is shit at; making heraldic devices.
"Colonialism turns all things to dust, and those who oppose are called terrorists"
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"Colonialism turns all things to dust, and those who oppose are called terrorists"
Are you in or in the way?
We want tomorrow, so fuck your yesterday.
We want tomorrow, so fuck your yesterday.
Stray From The Path - Needful Things [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by UNFD
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November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Are you in or in the way?
We want tomorrow, so fuck your yesterday.
We want tomorrow, so fuck your yesterday.
Dick «The Dick» Cheney popped his clogs and went home to Satan.
a cartoon scene with the words " and there was much rejoicing " above it
ALT: a cartoon scene with the words " and there was much rejoicing " above it
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Dick «The Dick» Cheney popped his clogs and went home to Satan.
Godspeed today, NYC.
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Godspeed today, NYC.
I am aware that 'debate' is supposed to be this hallowed event wherein ideas meet in a match of gravitas and importance, but after decades of watching debate bros emply it merely as a tool to 'pwn' people, I am now forced to regard it as the absolute worst-faith iteration of actual conversation.
Also, 'debate' has been weaponized to ensure nothing gets done, by demanding that every single issue needs to be litigated over and over and over and over, no matter how idiotic said issue is or how absolutely over that debate is.
Sartre predicted this back in the fucking forties.
Sartre predicted this back in the fucking forties.
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I am aware that 'debate' is supposed to be this hallowed event wherein ideas meet in a match of gravitas and importance, but after decades of watching debate bros emply it merely as a tool to 'pwn' people, I am now forced to regard it as the absolute worst-faith iteration of actual conversation.
This extraction of wealth is such an integral part of Scandinavian prosperity that it has become part of the background noise to most Scandinavians. Most of us don't consider it, don't think about it, and are perplexed and angry when it is brought to our attention.
Literally saying better things aren't possible, incredible.
Scandinavian countries benefit massively from wealth extraction from the global south btw.
Scandinavian countries benefit massively from wealth extraction from the global south btw.
November 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This extraction of wealth is such an integral part of Scandinavian prosperity that it has become part of the background noise to most Scandinavians. Most of us don't consider it, don't think about it, and are perplexed and angry when it is brought to our attention.
A play about contemporary US politics.
November 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A play about contemporary US politics.
I get that Platner’s totenkopf tattoo is awful and that he probably should have known better, but I don’t think I can get on board with the «everyone who has been in the military can’t be a good leftist» rhetoric that has resurfaced in the wake of this particular discourse.
October 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I get that Platner’s totenkopf tattoo is awful and that he probably should have known better, but I don’t think I can get on board with the «everyone who has been in the military can’t be a good leftist» rhetoric that has resurfaced in the wake of this particular discourse.
It turns out the GOP are chock full of actual Nazis.
Who could have guessed?
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Who could have guessed?
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October 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
It turns out the GOP are chock full of actual Nazis.
Who could have guessed?
(/s)
Who could have guessed?
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What the fuck is Pakman on about now?
October 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
What the fuck is Pakman on about now?
For those who have trouble differentiating between what is a real person and what isn't, here's a five year old laying it out.
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
For those who have trouble differentiating between what is a real person and what isn't, here's a five year old laying it out.
If conservatives thought the reaction to Charlie Kirk's death was shocking, wait until Trump pops his clogs.
October 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If conservatives thought the reaction to Charlie Kirk's death was shocking, wait until Trump pops his clogs.
What? Cops being racist and sexist? Say it ain’t so!
Secret BBC filming exposes hidden culture of racism and misogyny inside Met Police
Panorama undercover investigation captures evidence that "toxic behaviours", far from being driven out of the Met, have been driven underground.
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October 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What? Cops being racist and sexist? Say it ain’t so!
Weapons (the movie) proved once and for all that long, eerie tracking shots and minimal music is way more effective at creating an atmosphere of unease than constant jump scares.
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Weapons (the movie) proved once and for all that long, eerie tracking shots and minimal music is way more effective at creating an atmosphere of unease than constant jump scares.
You do understand that if and when the fascists are out of power, every single one of these people need to be put on trial, right, America?
No "look to the future, not the past" nonsense like what Obama did. There can be no future unless these shitheads are held to account.
No "look to the future, not the past" nonsense like what Obama did. There can be no future unless these shitheads are held to account.
BREAKING: The FBI has fired agents photographed kneeling during a 2020 racial justice protest that followed the death of George Floyd, AP sources say.
FBI fires agents photographed kneeling during 2020 racial justice protest, AP sources say
The FBI has fired agents who were photographed kneeling during a racial justice protest in Washington that followed the 2020 death of George Floyd at the hands of Minneapolis police officers.
bit.ly
September 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You do understand that if and when the fascists are out of power, every single one of these people need to be put on trial, right, America?
No "look to the future, not the past" nonsense like what Obama did. There can be no future unless these shitheads are held to account.
No "look to the future, not the past" nonsense like what Obama did. There can be no future unless these shitheads are held to account.
What if everyone who deserved it actually WAS raptured yesterday?
September 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What if everyone who deserved it actually WAS raptured yesterday?
Pigs are kinda Sus.
September 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Pigs are kinda Sus.
Reposted by Lefty Conspirator (Espen Kulseth)
Literally fascism. Literally what the Nazis did with Horst Wessel.
Possible slogans discussed include “Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors.” There is talk of using Turning Point USA chapters as recruitment centers.
Military leaders consider recruiting campaign centered around Charlie Kirk
Possible slogans discussed include “Charlie has awakened a generation of warriors.” There is talk of using Turning Point USA chapters as recruitment centers.
nbcnews.to
September 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Literally fascism. Literally what the Nazis did with Horst Wessel.
I guess that's why that old bastard McConnell managed to obstruct the entirety of Congress for several years despite being in the minority, eh?
But sure. Concede preemptively. That'll show'em!
But sure. Concede preemptively. That'll show'em!
That’s pretty much the only weapon they’ve been given by the voters to fight with.
Oh look. A strongly worded letter. That'll surely make the fascists stop.
September 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I guess that's why that old bastard McConnell managed to obstruct the entirety of Congress for several years despite being in the minority, eh?
But sure. Concede preemptively. That'll show'em!
But sure. Concede preemptively. That'll show'em!