Leesax
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Leesax
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degenerate saxist, coffee fiend, dog enthusiast
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“I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just understand that it’s actually part of a larger pattern in which I will fuck your ex-wife and the ex-wives of everyone you know,” said Tiger Woods
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Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife
JUPITER ISLAND, FL—Providing context after the announcement of his new relationship with Donald Trump Jr.’s former spouse Vanessa Trump, Tiger Woods claimed Tuesday that in time he will fuck everyone’s ex-wife. “I appreciate that my dating a woman who used to be married to Don Jr. may come as a shock to some, but just […]
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March 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I think it’d be good for some reporters at prominent news outlets to ask people how they feel about Trump literally putting a halt to cancer research. Ask them how that makes America great and such.
January 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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For any of the dooming Yankees fans in your life, remind them that there is a precedent for a 3-0 playoff comeback. Encourage them to look it up.
October 29, 2024 at 8:53 PM