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Leah 🍄‍🟫🍄🌿💫
@leahisokiguess.bsky.social
ND mom of ND kids, trying to survive this world. Loves horror movies and fairy tales. Professional Newbery Award peddler.
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Every time I check the news, I’m reminded of this quote from Futurama:
Are normal people really buying all new Christmas decor every year or is that just trendy thing to criticize but is really only done by influencers?
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I swear to god if I could live in an alternate universe where everyone didn’t constantly talk about TS and SS, I would be a happy woman. I’m so sick of those two.
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m always chasing the feeling of satisfaction and joy I got from playing Animal Crossing New Horizon during the pandemic
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What do you do when you don’t like your job but you can’t leave it bc you are fortunate enough t to be able to receive a pension in 2032? It seems like a doable chunk of time but I’m frequently depressed and miserable:(
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Today feels like Saturday and I keep remembering and then getting depressed bc I don’t want to go tomorrow morning
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’ve been on Otezla for about two weeks and my lymph node that has felt like abnormal bone growth to the point where my gp didn’t know it was a lymph node and sent me to a specialist has almost disappeared…my elbow patches are going away and my baby toenail has grown back…
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
So my sister officially has declared she now has no pto for my potential visit so I guess I’m canceling bc what’s the point? I could rent a car and go to Williamsburg and Gettysburg etc but I’d be alone and the whole point was to be christmassy with my sis:(
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Think I might eat a pomegranate today. Better get out my smock and the tarps
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I tried an Etsy witch spell bc why not. Since then, my child had rampant gi explosions, got into gummy pepto bismal and ate half a bottle of it and also my husband got a flat tire. I also had the worst day teaching so I don’t think it’s working yet
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We are actually just in hell and no one is going to help us bc they don’t care. I am never this disillusioned but this has just moved into a new zone
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So, is it done? This has been unbelievable and it has all been for nothing, apparently, other than proving dems are weak. This is so pathetic and embarrassing and scary
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I really liked Frankenstein except for Mia Goth. She felt miscast to me. Like I get it in theory, but when she was actually acting in the movie, it felt like it didn’t work….costumes were gorgeous, though
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
One of my great season joys are YouTube ambiance videos of lakeside porches and coffee shops and fireplaces and now they are all ai:( I mean before, it was just someone’s badly done photoshop but I loved it
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Laundry do-ers who deal w/incontinence: I have found a recipe to help: two scoops of Funk Rock mixed with Dirty Diaper detergent (Rockin’ Green brand) on hot water wash with a pre-soak. Optional: Clean People brand oxi bleach alternative. #caregivers #toiletingissues
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ladies, just imagine this picture in real life but they are looking at YOU as you walk into the room. I just grossed myself out.
incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sometimes I think if we survive, democratically intent, to the next presidential election and the results are fair and non-manipulated by Elon etc., what will happen. Will we have an even more destructive Jan. 6 insurrection? Until recently, I thought both sides were
secretly more prepared
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I had a headache last night that was terrifying. It didn’t feel like a migraine, it felt like a cap of throbbing pain whereas my migraine is generally one side of my face miserable pain. I took an Aleve and a migraine pill and an ice pack and eventually fell asleep but I was scared
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I feel sort of like the Rohirrin post Helm’s Deep, where they know there are worse battles to come, but they still take a moment to celebrate. Next up, Pelennor Fields.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Sir or ma’am. This is not the moment to do this:
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Djt, we hate you and what you and your creepy weirdos are trying to do to our country. You might respond with drama abd cruelty and try to make us pay, but that won’t change the fact that we don’t like you, and we don’t want you and we think you are grotesque.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I just saw one of those dhs starship troopers/robocop “ads” while putting on Harlem globetrotters videos for my son and I’m still 😮
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m tired. I spent all talking to and listening to other teachers which is aggravating. I basically got told I didn’t age well by someone, my house is a mess and I’m just tired of diapers and pull ups and pee:( and I have to work forever in general, and tomorrow, specifically
November 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Can’t wait to see th ai renderings of Miller and Vance as muscular supermen with Jesus lurking over them like we’ve had with Trump
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I love teaching The Westing Game. There is some dated language but the heart of it is so contemporary and important.
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM