whorelando
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whorelando
@lazysexycool.bsky.social
· Nov 14
reintroduction thread
name + pronouns: whorelando, he/him/hole
location: ATL
interests: hack squats, chastity, bubble gum, general himbo activities
vocation: HR (villain)
name + pronouns: whorelando, he/him/hole
location: ATL
interests: hack squats, chastity, bubble gum, general himbo activities
vocation: HR (villain)
well i just saw Showgirls in full for the first time. it didn’t suck. 🤭 (it did)
any other terrible movies i should definitely watch?
any other terrible movies i should definitely watch?
September 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
well i just saw Showgirls in full for the first time. it didn’t suck. 🤭 (it did)
any other terrible movies i should definitely watch?
any other terrible movies i should definitely watch?
i just be thanking him for making big ones and blessing me with the discernment to find them
I be wanting to ask God why is there such a wide variance in dick sizes.
August 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
i just be thanking him for making big ones and blessing me with the discernment to find them
Anti, i think
19. If you had to listen to one Rihanna album for the rest of your life, which one would it be?
August 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Anti, i think
Kiss It Better
18. What is your favorite song from this album?
August 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Kiss It Better
Get It Over With
17. What is your favorite song from this album?
August 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Get It Over With
Fading
16. What is your favorite song from this album?
August 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fading
Cold Case Love
15. What is your favorite song from this album?
August 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cold Case Love
Breakin Dishes
14. What is your favorite song from this album?
August 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Breakin Dishes
Diamonds at the VS fashion show
13. What is Rihanna's best live performance?
August 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Diamonds at the VS fashion show
i always did, but she’s become dear to me in a different way over time. she is one of the voices of my generation. check the end-of-year playlists from 2006 to 2016. and it’s not a baby shower or bar mitzvah to this day where Rihanna not getting played at least once.
12. Why do you love Rihanna?
August 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i always did, but she’s become dear to me in a different way over time. she is one of the voices of my generation. check the end-of-year playlists from 2006 to 2016. and it’s not a baby shower or bar mitzvah to this day where Rihanna not getting played at least once.
i’ve named a few already, besides those— Disturbia, Woo, We Found Love, Watch N Learn
11. Tell me your top Rihanna songs of all time?
August 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i’ve named a few already, besides those— Disturbia, Woo, We Found Love, Watch N Learn
TTT/Unapologetic is peak Rih
10. What is your favorite Rihanna era?
August 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
TTT/Unapologetic is peak Rih
me. i would love to see Rihanna collab with me. as my employer.
9. Who would you love to see Rihanna collab with?
August 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
me. i would love to see Rihanna collab with me. as my employer.
Diamonds
What’s My Name
Don’t Stop The Music
This Is What You Came For
BBHMM
What’s My Name
Don’t Stop The Music
This Is What You Came For
BBHMM
8. If you had to introduce a new fan to Rihanna with just five songs, which ones would you pick?
August 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Diamonds
What’s My Name
Don’t Stop The Music
This Is What You Came For
BBHMM
What’s My Name
Don’t Stop The Music
This Is What You Came For
BBHMM
Fading is a really good song
7. What is a massively underrated Rihanna deep cut you think deserves more love?
August 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Fading is a really good song
MOTS, just by default
5. What is your least favorite Rihanna album?
August 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MOTS, just by default
Rated R, probably
4. What is your favorite Rihanna album?
August 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Rated R, probably
since before they started calling it that! 😂😩
3. How long have you been apart of the *Navy?
*Rihanna's fanbase
*Rihanna's fanbase
August 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
since before they started calling it that! 😂😩
If It’s Lovin’ That You Want
2. What song made you a Rihanna fan?
August 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If It’s Lovin’ That You Want
i’ve been seated since Pon De Replay
1. What song introduced you to Rihanna?
August 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i’ve been seated since Pon De Replay
i just yelled at a customer service rep. omg how undignified. 😭
August 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i just yelled at a customer service rep. omg how undignified. 😭
somebody said Klay is dating Megan so he can steal her knees and i— 💀
August 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
somebody said Klay is dating Megan so he can steal her knees and i— 💀
i don’t tell you i’m a slut— but i don’t have to tell you, because you know i’m a slut
August 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i don’t tell you i’m a slut— but i don’t have to tell you, because you know i’m a slut
i just been feeling like everybody forgot about me. shid i forgot about me.
a woman is laying in a bed with a blanket on her head .
ALT: a woman is laying in a bed with a blanket on her head .
media.tenor.com
August 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i just been feeling like everybody forgot about me. shid i forgot about me.