Lawrence Miles
@lawrence-miles.bsky.social
That's nothing, there was a guy in here yesterday with a chicken.
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Good to see "Doctor Who" going back to practical effects.
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Good to see "Doctor Who" going back to practical effects.
I was searching BlueSky for messages about the Bad Bunny Super Bowl show and this was among the results. Imagine reading it and thinking it's about the rapper. "They love chewing bush" seemed like a very strange way of being racist about Puerto Ricans...
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I was searching BlueSky for messages about the Bad Bunny Super Bowl show and this was among the results. Imagine reading it and thinking it's about the rapper. "They love chewing bush" seemed like a very strange way of being racist about Puerto Ricans...
OH DEAR LORD.
(If you're unfamiliar with the work of Lee & Herring, then I'm sorry, I can't explain how funny this is. But no, Anthony Hopkins didn't write that.)
(If you're unfamiliar with the work of Lee & Herring, then I'm sorry, I can't explain how funny this is. But no, Anthony Hopkins didn't write that.)
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
OH DEAR LORD.
(If you're unfamiliar with the work of Lee & Herring, then I'm sorry, I can't explain how funny this is. But no, Anthony Hopkins didn't write that.)
(If you're unfamiliar with the work of Lee & Herring, then I'm sorry, I can't explain how funny this is. But no, Anthony Hopkins didn't write that.)
There should be an SI unit for the amount of work you do while you're trying to avoid the work you're supposed to be doing.
February 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
There should be an SI unit for the amount of work you do while you're trying to avoid the work you're supposed to be doing.
I was enjoying Genesis on "Top of the Pops" until I realised I was watching BBC2.
February 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I was enjoying Genesis on "Top of the Pops" until I realised I was watching BBC2.
No, when he says "bang Agong", he's talking about getting it on with the King of Malaysia.
February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
No, when he says "bang Agong", he's talking about getting it on with the King of Malaysia.
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
This is how they get you hooked. They give you the first knicker for free, but then you have to pay over the odds to get the second one and make a pair.
February 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This is how they get you hooked. They give you the first knicker for free, but then you have to pay over the odds to get the second one and make a pair.
YouTube-friendly remake of "Kill Bill" called "Unalive Clive".
January 30, 2026 at 3:54 AM
YouTube-friendly remake of "Kill Bill" called "Unalive Clive".
Ernest Rutherford Fellowships should rebrand as The Ernest Rutherford Fellowships. Then they'd be called TERFs and the government might fund them by mistake.
I’m guessing even less ERFs are gonna be given out. Thank god the UK government are putting £2 billion into their “AI for Science Strategy” instead of directly funding scientists…
BREAKING: UK physics research and science facilities face ‘substantial’ cuts
Science and Technology Facilities Council seeks £162m cost savings, with existing projects facing axe
Scoop by @francesjones.bsky.social
www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-r...
Science and Technology Facilities Council seeks £162m cost savings, with existing projects facing axe
Scoop by @francesjones.bsky.social
www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-r...
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Ernest Rutherford Fellowships should rebrand as The Ernest Rutherford Fellowships. Then they'd be called TERFs and the government might fund them by mistake.
The fact that it's called "Grok" means Charles Manson is now only the second-worst person to have been inspired by "Stranger in a Strange Land".
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The fact that it's called "Grok" means Charles Manson is now only the second-worst person to have been inspired by "Stranger in a Strange Land".
Columbo is America's Doctor Who. He's only attached to a militaristic organisation like the LAPD because he's been exiled to Earth.
On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
January 26, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Columbo is America's Doctor Who. He's only attached to a militaristic organisation like the LAPD because he's been exiled to Earth.
How It Started / How It Ends
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
How It Started / How It Ends
Threatening us with the size of their invasion force.
January 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Threatening us with the size of their invasion force.
There's a new game on #Gladiators called "Everest". You'd think this would be about climbing, but no, it literally looks like an advert for double glazing. Ted Moult would never have got up to these shenanigans.
January 24, 2026 at 6:33 PM
There's a new game on #Gladiators called "Everest". You'd think this would be about climbing, but no, it literally looks like an advert for double glazing. Ted Moult would never have got up to these shenanigans.
Imagine your embryo scaled up massively, and you are floating in the amniotic cavity.
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Imagine your embryo scaled up massively, and you are floating in the amniotic cavity.
The only way I can explain is by demonstration, but since I have nothing against you, I won't.
January 19, 2026 at 1:11 AM
The only way I can explain is by demonstration, but since I have nothing against you, I won't.
There are currently at least two car adverts on TV that look like this, and every time I see one, I flinch.
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
There are currently at least two car adverts on TV that look like this, and every time I see one, I flinch.
Reading "The Veil of Astellar" by Leigh Brackett (1944). First paragraph of chapter one, and already I have questions.
January 13, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Reading "The Veil of Astellar" by Leigh Brackett (1944). First paragraph of chapter one, and already I have questions.
The Homelander's really let himself go.
Can’t believe this is really the cover art for Morrissey’s new album, but it really is. Quite amusing, I suppose.
January 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The Homelander's really let himself go.
@sarhbear222.bsky.social Oh yeah? Well, I like strong gay robot women.
Admittedly i can't think of any examples, but there are probably some in anime.
Admittedly i can't think of any examples, but there are probably some in anime.
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
@sarhbear222.bsky.social Oh yeah? Well, I like strong gay robot women.
Admittedly i can't think of any examples, but there are probably some in anime.
Admittedly i can't think of any examples, but there are probably some in anime.