Lavender🪻
@lavenderearlgray.bsky.social
This is my “low blood pressure” account where I try to engage with non-political things that make me happy.
I like witchcraft, nature, animals, tea, and Taylor Swift (but I’m not weird about it).
🇺🇸 but not proud of it.
I like witchcraft, nature, animals, tea, and Taylor Swift (but I’m not weird about it).
🇺🇸 but not proud of it.
First new moon of the new year! What are you working on?
This year I want:
- To interact with my practice way more often
- Finish my “Let Them Theory” book and practice letting go of others’ expectations
- Having the energy to finish projects
- Better food and health
This year I want:
- To interact with my practice way more often
- Finish my “Let Them Theory” book and practice letting go of others’ expectations
- Having the energy to finish projects
- Better food and health
January 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
First new moon of the new year! What are you working on?
This year I want:
- To interact with my practice way more often
- Finish my “Let Them Theory” book and practice letting go of others’ expectations
- Having the energy to finish projects
- Better food and health
This year I want:
- To interact with my practice way more often
- Finish my “Let Them Theory” book and practice letting go of others’ expectations
- Having the energy to finish projects
- Better food and health
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
I really REALLY want to/need to reconnect with my magical craft in 2025. I just hit my 3(!) year anniversary of admitting to myself that I’m a Witch and have reflected on my growth and stagnation. This year I will reconnect with, and invest more into, my spiritual practice. So mote it be. 🔮
January 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I really REALLY want to/need to reconnect with my magical craft in 2025. I just hit my 3(!) year anniversary of admitting to myself that I’m a Witch and have reflected on my growth and stagnation. This year I will reconnect with, and invest more into, my spiritual practice. So mote it be. 🔮
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
You know what? Thanksgiving be damned, right now is a perfectly fine time to make a pumpkin dessert.
January 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You know what? Thanksgiving be damned, right now is a perfectly fine time to make a pumpkin dessert.
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
I am blocking the words “inauguration” and “Trump” starting right now. I refuse to hear anything about it. I hope they all freeze to death.
January 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I am blocking the words “inauguration” and “Trump” starting right now. I refuse to hear anything about it. I hope they all freeze to death.
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Shout out to everybody who would literally rather learn Mandarin than use Facebook. 😂💙
#tiktokban #fvckzuck
#tiktokban #fvckzuck
January 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Shout out to everybody who would literally rather learn Mandarin than use Facebook. 😂💙
#tiktokban #fvckzuck
#tiktokban #fvckzuck
🤌🤌 It’s glorious 😂
I can usually tell I'm right by the sound of my husband furiously googling something followed by complete silence
January 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
🤌🤌 It’s glorious 😂
I did it. I deleted Instagram. I’ve already minimized my FB usage to strictly Marketplace. But IG was an albatross and I’m glad to see it go in 2025, especially in the wake of the #tiktokban. Zuckerberg can go fuck himself.
January 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I did it. I deleted Instagram. I’ve already minimized my FB usage to strictly Marketplace. But IG was an albatross and I’m glad to see it go in 2025, especially in the wake of the #tiktokban. Zuckerberg can go fuck himself.
My latest obsession is the thought of starting a little free library.
January 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My latest obsession is the thought of starting a little free library.
Boy am I living this right now. The post holiday haze.
There's a fine line between comfort clutter and depression squalor and boy do I walk that line like Johnny everloving Cash
January 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Boy am I living this right now. The post holiday haze.
I can’t be the only one who feels like they’re fighting an intense desire to hibernate for all of December and January. Modern society is not built for this. 😩
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I can’t be the only one who feels like they’re fighting an intense desire to hibernate for all of December and January. Modern society is not built for this. 😩
I’ve been getting into baking more and more and I gotta say, bread and cakes scare me the most. You bring them to the party to share and you do NOT know what it looks like til it’s cut into 😂
December 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I’ve been getting into baking more and more and I gotta say, bread and cakes scare me the most. You bring them to the party to share and you do NOT know what it looks like til it’s cut into 😂
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All churches should have the same tax status as other businesses, but actual "charity" work would be deductible. Incentive to do the actual work.
Signed, a former church treasurer
Signed, a former church treasurer
December 20, 2024 at 3:07 PM
All churches should have the same tax status as other businesses, but actual "charity" work would be deductible. Incentive to do the actual work.
Signed, a former church treasurer
Signed, a former church treasurer
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As we move into the holidays, please remember: READING FOR PLEASURE has the biggest impact of any factor on children's life chances. So never stop sharing books with kids, talking about books, making books central to everything you do. Never stop changing their lives! #literacy #EduSky #books
December 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It's that time of year where I post this one
It is snowing finally and my kids’ final sports practices got cancelled. Let goblin mode til Jan 1 commence!
December 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
It is snowing finally and my kids’ final sports practices got cancelled. Let goblin mode til Jan 1 commence!
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I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
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Be a quaint café in a world full of Starbucks.
December 18, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Be a quaint café in a world full of Starbucks.
I feel absolutely restless. I bounce between here, Reddit, Pinterest, Spotify, podcasts, books, even Facebook if I’m desperate. The holidays (and being forced to do so much stuff) just depletes my dopamine and I am suckling at the teat of cheap distraction and procrastination.
December 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I feel absolutely restless. I bounce between here, Reddit, Pinterest, Spotify, podcasts, books, even Facebook if I’m desperate. The holidays (and being forced to do so much stuff) just depletes my dopamine and I am suckling at the teat of cheap distraction and procrastination.