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Q: Favourite Pink Floyd song?
A: The one where they get wicked high and play Em and A for an hour.

he/him or whatever, I'm not particularly picky

prog-rock, motorsports, meteorology, but mostly just shitposting and enjoying that which is life
oh does Arch Enemy need a new singer? Guess I could dye my hair blue again for the first time in 15 years

(I am not currently this cute, this photo is super old)
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Pretty sure I had the absolute most mind-blowing slice of pecan pie I've ever had and ever will have in my life and now my life is split in to two sections of before and after I have had the best slice of pie I've ever eaten.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Christmas music in my nightmares be like
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A lot of really, really positive reviews of Moron Police's new album "Pachinko", and I'm inclined to make one myself, but I have a caveat:

LISTEN TO IT WHILE DRIVING.

I almost forgot to go home. For nearly an hour, Pachinko WAS home. Some albums are just perfect for a drive. This is one of them.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends!
Cornucopia | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
At some point in the middle of the night, I managed to fart and sneeze at the same time.

Pretty sure that means my body took a screenshot?
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
YES YES YES

YES

YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

OH GOD YES

most beautiful ballad of 2025
Moron Police - Okinawa Sky (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by moronpoliceHQ
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This flicks my earclits.
Astronoid - Stargod (Official Audio)
YouTube video by 3DOT Recordings
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"That sounds like musical masturbation!"

Okay but when done right, it leads to MUSICAL ORGASM. As if that's a BAD thing.

Maybe that's why I love prog-rock so much. It's basically "music theory porn".
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Man I'm not a punk-rock guy, or even really a post-hardcore guy, but this band FUCKED so hard. Those interlocking guitars, the iconic writing, the vocals... if I ever did my own punk-adjacent project, it'd probably sound like this.
Thursday - Understanding In a Car Crash (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by ThursdayVEVO
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Yeah along with the other singles so far, this is gonna be seriously contending for my AOTY. <3 This one is very different from the others but still amazing!
Moron Police - Okinawa Sky (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by moronpoliceHQ
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Ugh. Just failed No Nut November. That bag of peanuts was just too tempting."

"Well, peanuts are technically legumes, not nuts"

"I know what I said ;)"
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
More like Non-stop Nut November. Gonna rip this sucker clean off this month.
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Today would be a good day to check your collections of razorblades and drugs for candy.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My Rush album tier list ranking. Left-to-right, then up-to-down.
November 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Dropped off this morning for the low price of "just promise me you'll actually use the thing". An acoustic guitar amp. It's already been used on a recording project of mine today, laid down some 12-string guitars through the balanced output.

Excited to do more acoustic guitar stuff.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If literally any NASCAR Xfinity driver other than Connor Zilisch wins the championship, heads are gonna roll and they're gonna have to review it. Because how the FUCK is it possible that someone who has NEVER WON A RACE BEFORE can actually win a season championship against someone who won TEN RACES?
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Unbelievable. You can't put razorblades in Halloween candy anymore because of WOKE. And not a single kid came by to get my free drugs, either!

(for real though, have a safe and happy Halloween, folks!)
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I uhhh... have a face.

Last time I can verifiably say I was entirely clean shaven? 2008.
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Okay this is satire but... I ACTUALLY WANT THIS?
Swifties Rejoice! Taylor Swift Just Dropped A ‘Travis’s Version’ Of Her Latest Album That Will Have Travis Kelce Attempting To Sing Along Without Really Knowing The Lyrics Or How It’s Supposed To Go
clickhole.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Me announcing baseball:

"play with balls!"

Me announcing motorsport:

"drivers, turn your cars on!"

No wonder I have never been chosen for this job.
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I make no claim to the originality of this meme. But oof, I felt that.
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I hate that half an hour in the morning before I go to work is NOT the same half an hour it is when I'm actually at work... these minutes are CLEARLY not the same length -_-
October 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM