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Live your life so you do not have to fear being on the Jumbotron
July 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Live your life so you do not have to fear being on the Jumbotron
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You know what works better than thoughts and prayers? A functioning government.
July 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You know what works better than thoughts and prayers? A functioning government.
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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
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June 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
June 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.
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“I’ll get gas in the morning “ is Satan’s greatest trick
June 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“I’ll get gas in the morning “ is Satan’s greatest trick
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Remember when this pic of Elián González was a national scandal instead of a daily occurrence?
June 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Remember when this pic of Elián González was a national scandal instead of a daily occurrence?
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Raise your hand if you’re not even a meteorologist and you still know there’s a hurricane season.
June 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Raise your hand if you’re not even a meteorologist and you still know there’s a hurricane season.
The show Adults is cute but apparently they live in that house for free, which enrages me.
June 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The show Adults is cute but apparently they live in that house for free, which enrages me.
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New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
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May 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
New Study Finds It Is Impossible To Lose Weight, No One Has Ever Done It, And Those Who Are Trying Should Give Up
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I'm in total control of my emotions so long as I don't watch anything sadder than Wheel of Fortune
May 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm in total control of my emotions so long as I don't watch anything sadder than Wheel of Fortune
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
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Tonight is the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. May his memory remind us all to resist the tyranny forming in our government.
April 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tonight is the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. May his memory remind us all to resist the tyranny forming in our government.
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Just got my autism booster at the pharmacy! I was in and out in five minutes! Highly recommend.
April 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just got my autism booster at the pharmacy! I was in and out in five minutes! Highly recommend.
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
April 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.
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I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.
April 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.
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SCHUMER: Would the senator yield for a question?
BOOKER: Chuck Schumer, it's the only time in my life I can tell you no
SCHUMER: I just want to tell you, do you know you have just broken the record? Do you know how proud America is of you?
BOOKER: Chuck Schumer, it's the only time in my life I can tell you no
SCHUMER: I just want to tell you, do you know you have just broken the record? Do you know how proud America is of you?
April 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
SCHUMER: Would the senator yield for a question?
BOOKER: Chuck Schumer, it's the only time in my life I can tell you no
SCHUMER: I just want to tell you, do you know you have just broken the record? Do you know how proud America is of you?
BOOKER: Chuck Schumer, it's the only time in my life I can tell you no
SCHUMER: I just want to tell you, do you know you have just broken the record? Do you know how proud America is of you?
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It’s simple. They’re going after the Department of Education to take money from your kids’ schools to give tax breaks to billionaires.
March 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It’s simple. They’re going after the Department of Education to take money from your kids’ schools to give tax breaks to billionaires.
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
March 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Get in loser, we're tanking the economy
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To be clear: a tariff is a tax.
March 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
To be clear: a tariff is a tax.