professor oomf
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28 - ♉️ - chaotic neutral - college educator and reformed crashout
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Turns out my intuition is right yet again, I need to start trusting her more
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Turns out my intuition is right yet again, I need to start trusting her more
Locked in for gay hockey
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Locked in for gay hockey
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I already nutted guys please stop putting dick and ass on my tl I don't care rn
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I already nutted guys please stop putting dick and ass on my tl I don't care rn
Wow I was drowning in existential nihilism and the overwhelming sense of isolation in the inevitable collapse of civil society but then I remembered that I am deeply loved for the person I am and that I’m working at a job I’m passionate about where I’m lucky enough to get to help people every day
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Wow I was drowning in existential nihilism and the overwhelming sense of isolation in the inevitable collapse of civil society but then I remembered that I am deeply loved for the person I am and that I’m working at a job I’m passionate about where I’m lucky enough to get to help people every day
have felt compelled to cry all day but cannot even force myself to
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
have felt compelled to cry all day but cannot even force myself to
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he’s hitting the fuck out of those notes
i dont even have a funny caption i just wanted to share this with the group
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
he’s hitting the fuck out of those notes
I’ve always spent most of my free time playing video games. Some of these stats are a little wonky but one thing is for sure: the chokehold those naruto games had on me was fierce
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I’ve always spent most of my free time playing video games. Some of these stats are a little wonky but one thing is for sure: the chokehold those naruto games had on me was fierce
Dick from a man who’s only in the area because he’s visiting for the holidays >
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Dick from a man who’s only in the area because he’s visiting for the holidays >
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2 hours until she wakes
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
2 hours until she wakes
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My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.
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And it literally deserves to win them all btw
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
And it literally deserves to win them all btw
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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I’m so tired of politicians from mega millionaire families, I’m so over establishment Democrats, I’m so over billionaire celebrities (yes that includes Taylor and Beyoncé), I’m so over Israel, I’m so over tech bros. I’m so UGGGHHHHH like FUCK.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’m so tired of politicians from mega millionaire families, I’m so over establishment Democrats, I’m so over billionaire celebrities (yes that includes Taylor and Beyoncé), I’m so over Israel, I’m so over tech bros. I’m so UGGGHHHHH like FUCK.
Cinema
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Cinema
The whiplash I regularly experience grading my best student and my most difficult student back to back because their last names are next to each other alphabetically
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The whiplash I regularly experience grading my best student and my most difficult student back to back because their last names are next to each other alphabetically
Staring at the stack of essays I still have to grade
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Staring at the stack of essays I still have to grade
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I hope life begins to feel like this again soon
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I hope life begins to feel like this again soon
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You trying to impress Blair Witch trade
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You trying to impress Blair Witch trade
Anyway time to go nonverbal in the corner
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Anyway time to go nonverbal in the corner
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Everybody is a mental health advocate until someone actually has a mental health crisis (inevitably tied to or exacerbated by how difficult it is make ends meet and not be oppressed/exploited in this country)
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Everybody is a mental health advocate until someone actually has a mental health crisis (inevitably tied to or exacerbated by how difficult it is make ends meet and not be oppressed/exploited in this country)