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@larsulrichhatepage.bsky.social
they/them, 18+
Your local James Hetfield enthusiast
“I am the table 💔” - Jim Hettfel Metally Singer
Your local James Hetfield enthusiast
“I am the table 💔” - Jim Hettfel Metally Singer
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INTRO POST:
Hi, I’m Lar or Hatepage. I’m posting on here now because I’m taking a break from Instagram.
I’m a huge Metallica fan who might like James Hetfield a bit too much.
I don’t actually hate Lars, I just thought the username would be funny.
DNI:
- Trump/Elon supporters
- Zionists
Hi, I’m Lar or Hatepage. I’m posting on here now because I’m taking a break from Instagram.
I’m a huge Metallica fan who might like James Hetfield a bit too much.
I don’t actually hate Lars, I just thought the username would be funny.
DNI:
- Trump/Elon supporters
- Zionists
June 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
June 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
June 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If Metallica was a beer 😂😂😂
June 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If Metallica was a beer 😂😂😂
May 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
May 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Instagram temporarily banned me from sending messages because I commented “fentanyl is healthier than this” on a brainrot video. Literally anyone could tell it wasn’t meant to be serious but the moderation thinks I was trying to sell drugs. 😭
May 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Instagram temporarily banned me from sending messages because I commented “fentanyl is healthier than this” on a brainrot video. Literally anyone could tell it wasn’t meant to be serious but the moderation thinks I was trying to sell drugs. 😭
May 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
What did they mean by this
May 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What did they mean by this
Table Thursday post because my dumb ass forgot Table Tuesday. This is like the 4th time I’ve tried to upload this damn video because bluesky REAAALLY didn’t want me to post it for some reason
#iamthetable #jameshetfield #metallica #memes
#iamthetable #jameshetfield #metallica #memes
May 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Table Thursday post because my dumb ass forgot Table Tuesday. This is like the 4th time I’ve tried to upload this damn video because bluesky REAAALLY didn’t want me to post it for some reason
#iamthetable #jameshetfield #metallica #memes
#iamthetable #jameshetfield #metallica #memes
what the hell was my sense of humour in 2021 bro 😭😭
April 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
what the hell was my sense of humour in 2021 bro 😭😭
April 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
oh nooooooo guys I’m scared, why is he evil :(
#tabletuesday #iamthetable #metallica #jameshetfield #memes
#tabletuesday #iamthetable #metallica #jameshetfield #memes
April 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
oh nooooooo guys I’m scared, why is he evil :(
#tabletuesday #iamthetable #metallica #jameshetfield #memes
#tabletuesday #iamthetable #metallica #jameshetfield #memes
April 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
April 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
April 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
INTRO POST:
Hi, I’m Lar or Hatepage. I’m posting on here now because I’m taking a break from Instagram.
I’m a huge Metallica fan who might like James Hetfield a bit too much.
I don’t actually hate Lars, I just thought the username would be funny.
DNI:
- Trump/Elon supporters
- Zionists
Hi, I’m Lar or Hatepage. I’m posting on here now because I’m taking a break from Instagram.
I’m a huge Metallica fan who might like James Hetfield a bit too much.
I don’t actually hate Lars, I just thought the username would be funny.
DNI:
- Trump/Elon supporters
- Zionists
March 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
INTRO POST:
Hi, I’m Lar or Hatepage. I’m posting on here now because I’m taking a break from Instagram.
I’m a huge Metallica fan who might like James Hetfield a bit too much.
I don’t actually hate Lars, I just thought the username would be funny.
DNI:
- Trump/Elon supporters
- Zionists
Hi, I’m Lar or Hatepage. I’m posting on here now because I’m taking a break from Instagram.
I’m a huge Metallica fan who might like James Hetfield a bit too much.
I don’t actually hate Lars, I just thought the username would be funny.
DNI:
- Trump/Elon supporters
- Zionists