I bought a new suitcase that was a bright colour so I could identify it on a carousel and nicknamed it Donald. The reason being -

It's bright orange , full of shit and lies about its weight.

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Looks like nobody is quite sure what Fletcher got his red card for. Secondly, and I hope to be educated here, what's the latest on the double jeopardy rule ? I thought it was keepers only but at the very least the Crawley player that held back Gabriel should have been booked ?

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Booked to take my lad to the Etihad tonight not realising Blackpool had a home game. Reading all the reports suggest I may have accidentally got the better end of the deal.

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I'm sure my kid loves me really....

Starting to forget what it's like to work less than 12 hours a day..

So Alan Titchmarsh , Myleene Klass and Alan Hansen but no Kevin Sinfield ?!?!?! Messed up Honours system !

So ITV are showing the same episode of a quiz show prime time Saturday and Sunday ??

10:45 on a Friday night and happy to be in bed watching Cricket - Yes I'm that old..

Work on a Monday after a decent weekend away is always a bit of a downer.. oh well at least it's payday tomorrow.

We're officially on @bsky.app! 🤝

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Love the fact that @rickedwards1.bsky.social asked the MP he was interviewing if they'd migrated to Bluesky yet. It really does feel like the mainstream momentum has kicked in.

Have any other Blackpool fans made the jump yet ? #UTMP

I thought I have way too often.. Cadbury really should bring back Spira. It was a top tier chocolate bar.

Using the new iron whilst watching season 4 of Slow Horses - I know how to make the most of my Wednesday evenings.

Well as Threads isn't quite working as the replacement for the evil place let's see what happens here.