Narpi
@lampyri.bsky.social
They/Them • Pagan Witch • Forgets to hydrate
When you want the tea, but would rather stay on the bench.
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
When you want the tea, but would rather stay on the bench.
Dog 2 doesn’t like peanut butter.
It’s like we’re not even related.
It’s like we’re not even related.
October 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Dog 2 doesn’t like peanut butter.
It’s like we’re not even related.
It’s like we’re not even related.
All I can think of is that feline from the Southern continent who was rescued by fishermen, shown at a Gather, and became Patient Zero for the pandemic that ravaged the Northern Continent in Moreta, Dragonlady of Pern.
Have we learned nothing???
youtu.be/J5o0zP2ZXME?...
Have we learned nothing???
youtu.be/J5o0zP2ZXME?...
Cat discovered in shipping container from China now on road to recovery
YouTube video by WCCO - CBS Minnesota
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
All I can think of is that feline from the Southern continent who was rescued by fishermen, shown at a Gather, and became Patient Zero for the pandemic that ravaged the Northern Continent in Moreta, Dragonlady of Pern.
Have we learned nothing???
youtu.be/J5o0zP2ZXME?...
Have we learned nothing???
youtu.be/J5o0zP2ZXME?...
Cat 3 enjoys making blåhaj biscuits.
October 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cat 3 enjoys making blåhaj biscuits.
Me: *humming Hamilton while I work*
Me: I should stream Hamilton while a generate these documents! I’ll focus better!
Me: *streams Hamilton*
Me: *starts singing and performing along while laptop goes to sleep*
Me:
Me: I should stream Hamilton while a generate these documents! I’ll focus better!
Me: *streams Hamilton*
Me: *starts singing and performing along while laptop goes to sleep*
Me:
October 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Me: *humming Hamilton while I work*
Me: I should stream Hamilton while a generate these documents! I’ll focus better!
Me: *streams Hamilton*
Me: *starts singing and performing along while laptop goes to sleep*
Me:
Me: I should stream Hamilton while a generate these documents! I’ll focus better!
Me: *streams Hamilton*
Me: *starts singing and performing along while laptop goes to sleep*
Me:
Watching 9-1-1:
9-1-1: *Rick Worthy enters scene*
Me: o.O
Me: He’s a cylon! CYYYLOOON!
Dog 2: wtf is wrong with you??
9-1-1: *Rick Worthy enters scene*
Me: o.O
Me: He’s a cylon! CYYYLOOON!
Dog 2: wtf is wrong with you??
August 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Watching 9-1-1:
9-1-1: *Rick Worthy enters scene*
Me: o.O
Me: He’s a cylon! CYYYLOOON!
Dog 2: wtf is wrong with you??
9-1-1: *Rick Worthy enters scene*
Me: o.O
Me: He’s a cylon! CYYYLOOON!
Dog 2: wtf is wrong with you??
Got yelled at by a neighbor for splitting up another cat fight, as if I randomly walk around the street at night looking for cats to torture.
Sir, I am trying to prevent a vet visit, not cause one.
Sir, I am trying to prevent a vet visit, not cause one.
August 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Got yelled at by a neighbor for splitting up another cat fight, as if I randomly walk around the street at night looking for cats to torture.
Sir, I am trying to prevent a vet visit, not cause one.
Sir, I am trying to prevent a vet visit, not cause one.
At high school reunion:
Random male friend: *kisses wife in the background*
Me, the closet aroace: EWWWWW!
Everybody else: *laughing catcalls*
Random male friend: *kisses wife in the background*
Me, the closet aroace: EWWWWW!
Everybody else: *laughing catcalls*
August 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
At high school reunion:
Random male friend: *kisses wife in the background*
Me, the closet aroace: EWWWWW!
Everybody else: *laughing catcalls*
Random male friend: *kisses wife in the background*
Me, the closet aroace: EWWWWW!
Everybody else: *laughing catcalls*
Dog 2: *lying in the sunny spot*
Me: You’re so pretty.
Dog 2: *gives puppy ears*
Cat 3: *pops head up from armchair*
Me: Yes, you too. You’re pretty too.
Cat 3: *slow blinks, then goes back to grooming*
Me: You’re so pretty.
Dog 2: *gives puppy ears*
Cat 3: *pops head up from armchair*
Me: Yes, you too. You’re pretty too.
Cat 3: *slow blinks, then goes back to grooming*
July 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Dog 2: *lying in the sunny spot*
Me: You’re so pretty.
Dog 2: *gives puppy ears*
Cat 3: *pops head up from armchair*
Me: Yes, you too. You’re pretty too.
Cat 3: *slow blinks, then goes back to grooming*
Me: You’re so pretty.
Dog 2: *gives puppy ears*
Cat 3: *pops head up from armchair*
Me: Yes, you too. You’re pretty too.
Cat 3: *slow blinks, then goes back to grooming*
Current catch 22:
Need to go to the orthopedic cobbler to order new lifts, but my back hurts too much to leave my house.
Need to go to the orthopedic cobbler to order new lifts, but my back hurts too much to leave my house.
July 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Current catch 22:
Need to go to the orthopedic cobbler to order new lifts, but my back hurts too much to leave my house.
Need to go to the orthopedic cobbler to order new lifts, but my back hurts too much to leave my house.
I still have never seen Pulp Fiction start to finish.
July 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I still have never seen Pulp Fiction start to finish.
Starting off the retrograde strong by leaving the car keys in the ignition of my unlocked car outside my garage ALL DAY yesterday and not realizing until I wanted to park it inside in the evening before the storm hit.
July 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Starting off the retrograde strong by leaving the car keys in the ignition of my unlocked car outside my garage ALL DAY yesterday and not realizing until I wanted to park it inside in the evening before the storm hit.
Same morning earworm all week: my favorite fever dream.
“The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”, by Leonard Nimoy.
youtube.com/watch?v=QuQb...
“The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”, by Leonard Nimoy.
youtube.com/watch?v=QuQb...
Leonard Nimoy The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins Full Album Version
YouTube video by Legends and Champions Podcast
youtube.com
July 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Same morning earworm all week: my favorite fever dream.
“The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”, by Leonard Nimoy.
youtube.com/watch?v=QuQb...
“The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins”, by Leonard Nimoy.
youtube.com/watch?v=QuQb...
Today I watched a “cottage” bathroom remodel video expecting a small space, but it was roughly the size of my grad school apartment.
June 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Today I watched a “cottage” bathroom remodel video expecting a small space, but it was roughly the size of my grad school apartment.
Just quoted Mr Wormwood to Cat 3 for insisting on going outside during a hailstorm.
Now I hope he isn’t a vindictive telekinetic.
youtu.be/QriZJ-X3wbU?...
Now I hope he isn’t a vindictive telekinetic.
youtu.be/QriZJ-X3wbU?...
I'm smart; you're dumb. I'm big; you're little. I'm right; you're wrong (from Matilda)
YouTube video by Andrew Bayles
youtu.be
June 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just quoted Mr Wormwood to Cat 3 for insisting on going outside during a hailstorm.
Now I hope he isn’t a vindictive telekinetic.
youtu.be/QriZJ-X3wbU?...
Now I hope he isn’t a vindictive telekinetic.
youtu.be/QriZJ-X3wbU?...
Reposted by Narpi
This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)
June 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)
I’ve been standing in line behind the same Little Old Lady for 30 mins.
Ma’am, I just want to get my covid shot and go home.
Ma’am, I just want to get my covid shot and go home.
May 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I’ve been standing in line behind the same Little Old Lady for 30 mins.
Ma’am, I just want to get my covid shot and go home.
Ma’am, I just want to get my covid shot and go home.
Last night’s stress dream:
Was forced to design and manage a multimedia jungle gym for under 10’s controlled via Nintendo Switch. And I had to buy my own switch even though I hate video games.
I got a polaroid camera, started a selfie mural for the kids, and was a hit with the parents.
Was forced to design and manage a multimedia jungle gym for under 10’s controlled via Nintendo Switch. And I had to buy my own switch even though I hate video games.
I got a polaroid camera, started a selfie mural for the kids, and was a hit with the parents.
May 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Last night’s stress dream:
Was forced to design and manage a multimedia jungle gym for under 10’s controlled via Nintendo Switch. And I had to buy my own switch even though I hate video games.
I got a polaroid camera, started a selfie mural for the kids, and was a hit with the parents.
Was forced to design and manage a multimedia jungle gym for under 10’s controlled via Nintendo Switch. And I had to buy my own switch even though I hate video games.
I got a polaroid camera, started a selfie mural for the kids, and was a hit with the parents.
Kinda embarrassing when you can recognize the delivery van’s engine and go to the front door before they even finish parking.
May 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Kinda embarrassing when you can recognize the delivery van’s engine and go to the front door before they even finish parking.
Remember the early ‘00s teeth-bleaching strips trend?
My sibling used some while home from college but left them on for 2-3x too long.
1. They had to keep their lips sealed and mouth covered coz their teeth were too sensitive for the AC.
2. They looked like Ross Geller in the UV teeth episode.
My sibling used some while home from college but left them on for 2-3x too long.
1. They had to keep their lips sealed and mouth covered coz their teeth were too sensitive for the AC.
2. They looked like Ross Geller in the UV teeth episode.
May 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Remember the early ‘00s teeth-bleaching strips trend?
My sibling used some while home from college but left them on for 2-3x too long.
1. They had to keep their lips sealed and mouth covered coz their teeth were too sensitive for the AC.
2. They looked like Ross Geller in the UV teeth episode.
My sibling used some while home from college but left them on for 2-3x too long.
1. They had to keep their lips sealed and mouth covered coz their teeth were too sensitive for the AC.
2. They looked like Ross Geller in the UV teeth episode.
Actual footage of me finding a spider on the clothesline while hanging laundry and falling backwards off the stepladder.
youtube.com/shorts/Hvz6O...
youtube.com/shorts/Hvz6O...
French bull dog vs spider 😂😂 #frenchbulldog #funny #frenchie #funnyvideo #epic #trending
YouTube video by Peter Faithfull TV
youtube.com
May 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Actual footage of me finding a spider on the clothesline while hanging laundry and falling backwards off the stepladder.
youtube.com/shorts/Hvz6O...
youtube.com/shorts/Hvz6O...
Look, I like my manager. But:
1. Just because you’ve been working on computers since high school doesn’t mean you actually know how computers work.
2. SharePoint, OneDrive, and your hard drive are not interchangeable.
3. Your software usage mistakes are not hardware issues.
1. Just because you’ve been working on computers since high school doesn’t mean you actually know how computers work.
2. SharePoint, OneDrive, and your hard drive are not interchangeable.
3. Your software usage mistakes are not hardware issues.
May 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Look, I like my manager. But:
1. Just because you’ve been working on computers since high school doesn’t mean you actually know how computers work.
2. SharePoint, OneDrive, and your hard drive are not interchangeable.
3. Your software usage mistakes are not hardware issues.
1. Just because you’ve been working on computers since high school doesn’t mean you actually know how computers work.
2. SharePoint, OneDrive, and your hard drive are not interchangeable.
3. Your software usage mistakes are not hardware issues.
Meanwhile, Dog 2 lies about going outside to potty to get extra treats.
She knows I know she’s lying (but I still give her the treat)
She knows I know she’s lying (but I still give her the treat)
April 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Meanwhile, Dog 2 lies about going outside to potty to get extra treats.
She knows I know she’s lying (but I still give her the treat)
She knows I know she’s lying (but I still give her the treat)
