Lamniformes
@lamniformes.bsky.social
Drummer for many bands, writer for myself.
https://lamniformes.bandcamp.com/
https://lamniformes.substack.com/
https://lamniformes.bandcamp.com/
https://lamniformes.substack.com/
the wizards heard y'all were talking shit
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
the wizards heard y'all were talking shit
LeBron tomahawk dunk dopamine hits in 2025 >>>
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
LeBron tomahawk dunk dopamine hits in 2025 >>>
watching Utah Jazz in arena footage is like getting glimpse into a parallel universe where swag was never invented
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
watching Utah Jazz in arena footage is like getting glimpse into a parallel universe where swag was never invented
grinned like a big idiot when the shaker part came in on the new Converge song
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
grinned like a big idiot when the shaker part came in on the new Converge song
one of my favorite ways to unwind is to watch a basketball game on mute while listening to an ambient album. tonight I'm pairing Lakers vs Jazz with Steve Roach's "Structures From Silence"
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
one of my favorite ways to unwind is to watch a basketball game on mute while listening to an ambient album. tonight I'm pairing Lakers vs Jazz with Steve Roach's "Structures From Silence"
Clippers on the receiving end of the not-as-rare-as-you'd-think Krejci shooting barrage, that guy can really play
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Clippers on the receiving end of the not-as-rare-as-you'd-think Krejci shooting barrage, that guy can really play
last night I learned about the statue in Glasgow that keeps getting a traffic cone placed on its head, authorities are incapable of stopping this prank, the most spiritually Philadelphian thing I've ever heard of on this side of the Atlantic
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
last night I learned about the statue in Glasgow that keeps getting a traffic cone placed on its head, authorities are incapable of stopping this prank, the most spiritually Philadelphian thing I've ever heard of on this side of the Atlantic
lol & also lmao, incredible news to wake up to
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
lol & also lmao, incredible news to wake up to
Europe is crazy because on one side of the street there's a Uniqlo and on the other it looks like fucking Anor Londo
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Europe is crazy because on one side of the street there's a Uniqlo and on the other it looks like fucking Anor Londo
you haven't heard someone cough until you've heard someone with a Scottish accent cough
November 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
you haven't heard someone cough until you've heard someone with a Scottish accent cough
listening to the world series on the god damn radio approaching midnight, experiencing unparalleled levels of unc initiation
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
listening to the world series on the god damn radio approaching midnight, experiencing unparalleled levels of unc initiation
blocked shot straight into an above the break 3 is Wemby's signature move, looks like
October 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
blocked shot straight into an above the break 3 is Wemby's signature move, looks like
I said this in my newsletter but I'll say it more directly here, a music fest of all the bands that have left Spotify would own
Saetia are the latest band to pull their music from Spotify.
“Whether it’s running ice recruitment advertisements or paying artists fractions of pennies on the dollar while subsidizing voices like Joe Rogan,” they write, “we just felt it was time to separate our music from their message.”
“Whether it’s running ice recruitment advertisements or paying artists fractions of pennies on the dollar while subsidizing voices like Joe Rogan,” they write, “we just felt it was time to separate our music from their message.”
Saetia Pull Their Music From Spotify
Many artists have been pulling their music from Spotify: Massive Attack, Xiu Xiu, Deerhoof, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Hotline TNT, WU LYF, Young Widows, and many m...
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October 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I said this in my newsletter but I'll say it more directly here, a music fest of all the bands that have left Spotify would own
This week I wrote about what the artists leaving Spotify have in common, and what we can expect from the anti-Spotify movement going forward
Who Leaves Spotify?
A survey of the artists abandoning the streaming giant
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
This week I wrote about what the artists leaving Spotify have in common, and what we can expect from the anti-Spotify movement going forward
I can't explain it but Gary Larson returning in the same month as a new Pynchon novel makes all the sense in the world to me
October 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I can't explain it but Gary Larson returning in the same month as a new Pynchon novel makes all the sense in the world to me
it's a shame that this Nets team's near immediate dissolution and the Bucks subsequent failure to make it to the Finals again has swept their absolutely incredible match-up and this all time performance from KD into the dust bin of trivia
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
it's a shame that this Nets team's near immediate dissolution and the Bucks subsequent failure to make it to the Finals again has swept their absolutely incredible match-up and this all time performance from KD into the dust bin of trivia
Inspired by the concurrent releases of "One Battle After Another" and "Shadow Ticket" I wrote an introduction and overview of the novels of Thomas Pynchon open.substack.com/pub/lamnifor...
The Pynchon Primer
A short introduction to America's favorite bucktoothed windbag
open.substack.com
October 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Inspired by the concurrent releases of "One Battle After Another" and "Shadow Ticket" I wrote an introduction and overview of the novels of Thomas Pynchon open.substack.com/pub/lamnifor...
*charlie and the chocolate factory voice* I got a Shadow Ticket
October 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
*charlie and the chocolate factory voice* I got a Shadow Ticket
I can't tell whether my sudden urge to post again is coming from being away from ~*my girlfriend*~ or whether it's cause I'm back in New York City
October 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I can't tell whether my sudden urge to post again is coming from being away from ~*my girlfriend*~ or whether it's cause I'm back in New York City
it would have been REALLY funny if Rush had hired Philo Tsoungui
October 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
it would have been REALLY funny if Rush had hired Philo Tsoungui
the cliche is that as you get older new youth oriented music is supposed to sound incomprehensible and shocking to the senses. my experience is the opposite. I'm listening to a much hyped "future of music" type release from this year and it just reminds me of being on tumblr in 2011
October 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the cliche is that as you get older new youth oriented music is supposed to sound incomprehensible and shocking to the senses. my experience is the opposite. I'm listening to a much hyped "future of music" type release from this year and it just reminds me of being on tumblr in 2011
has anyone put A'ja Wilson highlights over the drum solo from "Aja"? Bet that'd be pretty sick.
September 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
has anyone put A'ja Wilson highlights over the drum solo from "Aja"? Bet that'd be pretty sick.
This week for the newsletter I wrote about one local show and one high production arena show. can't say enough about how much I loved the NIN tour.
Double Show Report: Nine Inch Nails & Anne Helen Wells
The state of electro-rock from the club to the arena
open.substack.com
September 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This week for the newsletter I wrote about one local show and one high production arena show. can't say enough about how much I loved the NIN tour.
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they’re doing an everything must go sale over there for hardcore band names
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
they’re doing an everything must go sale over there for hardcore band names
interesting that most of the notable bands leaving Spotify are millennial/gen x, I wonder if there are younger bands bouncing that I'm too washed to know about (Hotline TNT doesn't count, the lead guy is older than me)
September 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
interesting that most of the notable bands leaving Spotify are millennial/gen x, I wonder if there are younger bands bouncing that I'm too washed to know about (Hotline TNT doesn't count, the lead guy is older than me)