Anthony, Bringer of Rage
@lalonip81.bsky.social
44 glorious years of being fifth on your list of priorities
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It's still a work in progress, but seems stable enough for "public beta", so by popular demand here's a standalone version of the parametric clock generator I recently added to my online teletext viewer:
zxnet.co.uk/clock/#templ...
zxnet.co.uk/clock/#templ...
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It's still a work in progress, but seems stable enough for "public beta", so by popular demand here's a standalone version of the parametric clock generator I recently added to my online teletext viewer:
zxnet.co.uk/clock/#templ...
zxnet.co.uk/clock/#templ...
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Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys?
Carbon footprints!
Carbon footprints!
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys?
Carbon footprints!
Carbon footprints!
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
They really got the wherewithal.
Whoever came up with the word “notwithstanding”, absolutely ate.
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
They really got the wherewithal.
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Wish Halifax would drop the lip service to home owners' supposed disappointment in sluggish house prices. Just recognise that homes are for living in, not getting rich off, rising prices are bad, just like regular inflation, and better affordability for first time buyers is an unalloyed good thing
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Wish Halifax would drop the lip service to home owners' supposed disappointment in sluggish house prices. Just recognise that homes are for living in, not getting rich off, rising prices are bad, just like regular inflation, and better affordability for first time buyers is an unalloyed good thing
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BBC recap fella losing his mind here
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
BBC recap fella losing his mind here
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Cannonball - The Breeders
*steps to podium*
White town - Your woman (so good Merritt incorrectly often gets named as the writer)
Mulu - Pussycat
Yes - Butler & McAlmont (top tier)
Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry
Lid off - Lucas season (gondry directed vid)
Underground - Sneaker Pimps
To Earth With Love - Gay Dad
…
White town - Your woman (so good Merritt incorrectly often gets named as the writer)
Mulu - Pussycat
Yes - Butler & McAlmont (top tier)
Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry
Lid off - Lucas season (gondry directed vid)
Underground - Sneaker Pimps
To Earth With Love - Gay Dad
…
I’m putting together a team, and by “a team,” I mean a playlist of the greatest one-hit wonder songs of the 1990s
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Cannonball - The Breeders
Put some lights together to go inside something else to make a light feature. Accidentally made a BDSM Imposter.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Put some lights together to go inside something else to make a light feature. Accidentally made a BDSM Imposter.
I'm allergic to MSG so I'm offended!
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I'm allergic to MSG so I'm offended!
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Gingerly eating a bag of Hula Hoops and noticed the “no msg ✔️” on the packet. So I just went and added some MSG and shook the bag and they taste infinitely better. I recommend this to all foods that brag they’re MSG free
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Gingerly eating a bag of Hula Hoops and noticed the “no msg ✔️” on the packet. So I just went and added some MSG and shook the bag and they taste infinitely better. I recommend this to all foods that brag they’re MSG free
Short Empire
Boeing 314
Norio Suzuki
Hiroo Onoda
Interstate 10
List of films featuring time loops
Alan Hale
Thomas Bopp
Boeing 314
Norio Suzuki
Hiroo Onoda
Interstate 10
List of films featuring time loops
Alan Hale
Thomas Bopp
I want to see your Wikipedia wrapped, more
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Short Empire
Boeing 314
Norio Suzuki
Hiroo Onoda
Interstate 10
List of films featuring time loops
Alan Hale
Thomas Bopp
Boeing 314
Norio Suzuki
Hiroo Onoda
Interstate 10
List of films featuring time loops
Alan Hale
Thomas Bopp
Maware Maware didn't appear in my YouTube wrapped knock off and it should've.
youtu.be/dBTTUTZPnCI?...
youtu.be/dBTTUTZPnCI?...
[Lyrics/歌詞/가사] まわれ まわれ (Maware Maware / Round And Round) - Atsuko Hiyajo 比屋定篤子 히야죠 아츠코
YouTube video by CiTYBREEZE Sound
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Maware Maware didn't appear in my YouTube wrapped knock off and it should've.
youtu.be/dBTTUTZPnCI?...
youtu.be/dBTTUTZPnCI?...
Ordered some food.
Food delivery time gets pushed to an hour and a half.
Go to cancel in a huff.
Go, 'Yeah, but I really want some chicken so I'll wait'
Hashtag 'growth'
Food delivery time gets pushed to an hour and a half.
Go to cancel in a huff.
Go, 'Yeah, but I really want some chicken so I'll wait'
Hashtag 'growth'
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Ordered some food.
Food delivery time gets pushed to an hour and a half.
Go to cancel in a huff.
Go, 'Yeah, but I really want some chicken so I'll wait'
Hashtag 'growth'
Food delivery time gets pushed to an hour and a half.
Go to cancel in a huff.
Go, 'Yeah, but I really want some chicken so I'll wait'
Hashtag 'growth'
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Personally, I’d rather see a PornHub wrapped from everyone each year.
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Personally, I’d rather see a PornHub wrapped from everyone each year.
My kid is going to be proper chavved up if she finds out about this.
Adidas is partnering with Ado to create a "uniform song" in support of the kit being worn by Japan's football team at the FIFA World Cup in 2026. x.com/ado_staff/stat...
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My kid is going to be proper chavved up if she finds out about this.
Having a chat with someone about my mental health and summed it up with 'I want to live forever but also die now'
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Having a chat with someone about my mental health and summed it up with 'I want to live forever but also die now'
Told someone at work I'd been to a gig last night and they said, 'Oh, did you go to Mumford & Sons?' so that's them getting reported to HR.
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Told someone at work I'd been to a gig last night and they said, 'Oh, did you go to Mumford & Sons?' so that's them getting reported to HR.
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New pics just added to our Olivia’s Old Fashioned Spanking Paddle! We made these in partnership with @oliviaasks.bsky.social. Makes a beautiful holiday or anytime gift! We make this in stingy Tropical Walnut or stingy/thuddy Zebrawood. 🔥🔥🔥
Shop now 🎁 or anytime :
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Shop now 🎁 or anytime :
lrstoys.com/products/oli...
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
New pics just added to our Olivia’s Old Fashioned Spanking Paddle! We made these in partnership with @oliviaasks.bsky.social. Makes a beautiful holiday or anytime gift! We make this in stingy Tropical Walnut or stingy/thuddy Zebrawood. 🔥🔥🔥
Shop now 🎁 or anytime :
lrstoys.com/products/oli...
Shop now 🎁 or anytime :
lrstoys.com/products/oli...
I haven't had a good Sherrin in a long time.
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I haven't had a good Sherrin in a long time.
Ooh, I've had an idea. Remove the slur from Fairytale of New York and go absolutely full blown 'The Aristocrats' in replacing it.
🎶You scumbag, you maggot, your Mum fucks a carrot🎶
🎶You scumbag, you maggot, your Mum fucks a carrot🎶
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Ooh, I've had an idea. Remove the slur from Fairytale of New York and go absolutely full blown 'The Aristocrats' in replacing it.
🎶You scumbag, you maggot, your Mum fucks a carrot🎶
🎶You scumbag, you maggot, your Mum fucks a carrot🎶
Why don't the Government just declare everyone has ADHD and make the pills available over the counter? They'd make a FORTUNE.
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Why don't the Government just declare everyone has ADHD and make the pills available over the counter? They'd make a FORTUNE.
On the one hand, we shouldn't tolerate homophobic slurs in the modern era.
On the other hand, this song was covered by Ronan Keating and Maire Brennan, they swerved the slur and yet... it is one of the most offensive things you will ever hear.
On the other hand, this song was covered by Ronan Keating and Maire Brennan, they swerved the slur and yet... it is one of the most offensive things you will ever hear.
it’s Christmas time and that means it’s time to renew your slur pass for Fairytale of New York singalongs
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
On the one hand, we shouldn't tolerate homophobic slurs in the modern era.
On the other hand, this song was covered by Ronan Keating and Maire Brennan, they swerved the slur and yet... it is one of the most offensive things you will ever hear.
On the other hand, this song was covered by Ronan Keating and Maire Brennan, they swerved the slur and yet... it is one of the most offensive things you will ever hear.
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“Living in Thailand”
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
“Living in Thailand”