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IWTV ate my brain 🩸🧛♂️🥰 Single parent by day, social butterfly by night, and unflattered by fluorescent lighting. Trans & agender, any pronouns are fine. GenX who is hip with these kids today.
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Just so y'all know what I'm about, all I want is:
1) beautiful queers
2) fucking
3) and suffering
4) in multisensory splendor.
Hence, IWTV and Hannibal are my all time faves (though I could have done with more fucking in Hannibal, but you know what I mean).
1) beautiful queers
2) fucking
3) and suffering
4) in multisensory splendor.
Hence, IWTV and Hannibal are my all time faves (though I could have done with more fucking in Hannibal, but you know what I mean).
Oh, my god. Sam in character in a puppy interview??? Just him improvising Lestat cooing and snuggling with the wittle babies????????? THIS WOULD FIX ME 😭😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Oh, my god. Sam in character in a puppy interview??? Just him improvising Lestat cooing and snuggling with the wittle babies????????? THIS WOULD FIX ME 😭😭😭
... no.
(once again this picture has me in disbelief, how dare he, etc)
(once again this picture has me in disbelief, how dare he, etc)
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
... no.
(once again this picture has me in disbelief, how dare he, etc)
(once again this picture has me in disbelief, how dare he, etc)
Ok FINE I'll watch at least one episode of the hockey porn...
[me saying out loud, all by myself, 15 minutes later] Dammmmmn son, CAKES.
[me saying out loud, all by myself, 15 minutes later] Dammmmmn son, CAKES.
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Ok FINE I'll watch at least one episode of the hockey porn...
[me saying out loud, all by myself, 15 minutes later] Dammmmmn son, CAKES.
[me saying out loud, all by myself, 15 minutes later] Dammmmmn son, CAKES.
Y'all 🤣🤣🤣
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Y'all 🤣🤣🤣
I'm outraged at being called out like this, and doubly so at possibly being compared to Marius 😂😂😂
there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm outraged at being called out like this, and doubly so at possibly being compared to Marius 😂😂😂
Yesssssssss hit him again!
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yesssssssss hit him again!
(from reddit) I'm going with Maharet because I want to be as powerful as possible, but only if I can still get Lestat's attention. If the only way to be with him is to be his fledgling, then I choose him. I have my priorities straight 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
(from reddit) I'm going with Maharet because I want to be as powerful as possible, but only if I can still get Lestat's attention. If the only way to be with him is to be his fledgling, then I choose him. I have my priorities straight 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
This may be the most accurate meme I've seen of Lestat so far 🤣🤣🤣
I should be asleep but I made the mistake of scrolling before bed and came across this text post and got possessed by Lestat to make this meme.
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This may be the most accurate meme I've seen of Lestat so far 🤣🤣🤣
Reposting for all: Any time anyone mentions a persistent depression diagnosis, I want to point out that TMS therapy and ketamine (IV or nasal spray) are worth looking into and have success rates over any traditional antidepressant. TMS and the nasal spray are usually covered by insurance in the US.
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Reposting for all: Any time anyone mentions a persistent depression diagnosis, I want to point out that TMS therapy and ketamine (IV or nasal spray) are worth looking into and have success rates over any traditional antidepressant. TMS and the nasal spray are usually covered by insurance in the US.
None of this is even the tiniest bit surprising 😂
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
None of this is even the tiniest bit surprising 😂
I'm doing intramuscular, but the trick of coughing right when you inject would probably still work. It really helped me!
subcutaneous!
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm doing intramuscular, but the trick of coughing right when you inject would probably still work. It really helped me!
Lestat would absolutely fuck Santa. He's the biggest ho ho ho of them all, you know he would slide down on that candy cane! He would jingle Santa's bells. He would let Daddy Christmas give him a late night sleigh ride 🎅🛷🍑
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Lestat would absolutely fuck Santa. He's the biggest ho ho ho of them all, you know he would slide down on that candy cane! He would jingle Santa's bells. He would let Daddy Christmas give him a late night sleigh ride 🎅🛷🍑
Valuable life lesson: if you're giving yourself an IM injection, make really damn sure you remember to change from the large gauge draw needle to the small gauge injection needle. Stabbing an 18g needle into your quad is not a good time.
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Valuable life lesson: if you're giving yourself an IM injection, make really damn sure you remember to change from the large gauge draw needle to the small gauge injection needle. Stabbing an 18g needle into your quad is not a good time.
Good to know that the (medium-sized) director of the FBI has his priorities straight!
By contrast, Patel favors a tactical jacket that says "FBI." Sam Stein at The Bulwark reports that Patel allegedly wouldn't disembark the plane in the aftermath of the Kirk assassination without wearing an FBI raid jacket, which he borrowed from an agent.
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Good to know that the (medium-sized) director of the FBI has his priorities straight!
I've seen other comments saying this is a wrestling thing and not iwtv. To which I say, if we all believe hard enough... maybe...
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I've seen other comments saying this is a wrestling thing and not iwtv. To which I say, if we all believe hard enough... maybe...
I accidentally went down a little rabbit hole of Lestat gifs and now I'm taking you with me. Here are some moments that I will literally never ever get over, ever. EVER!
1: Lestat so ENAMORED and sexed-up it's crazy that he looks this way in public
1: Lestat so ENAMORED and sexed-up it's crazy that he looks this way in public
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I accidentally went down a little rabbit hole of Lestat gifs and now I'm taking you with me. Here are some moments that I will literally never ever get over, ever. EVER!
1: Lestat so ENAMORED and sexed-up it's crazy that he looks this way in public
1: Lestat so ENAMORED and sexed-up it's crazy that he looks this way in public
I've said it once and I'll say it again: if they have an actual concert with Sam I'll go ANYWHERE. Any time, any place, any price. Hear me, AMC!!! 🙏🙏🙏
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I've said it once and I'll say it again: if they have an actual concert with Sam I'll go ANYWHERE. Any time, any place, any price. Hear me, AMC!!! 🙏🙏🙏
LOLLLLLLLL at him spilling the April date! I mean yeah it's been mentioned before, but judging by how quick he edited the caption I'm guessing he wasn't supposed to say...
#InterviewWithTheVampire
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Eric Bogosian via IG: “Things are going to get real in April”.
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv
Eric Bogosian via IG: “Things are going to get real in April”.
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
LOLLLLLLLL at him spilling the April date! I mean yeah it's been mentioned before, but judging by how quick he edited the caption I'm guessing he wasn't supposed to say...
Quick question for everybody who's apparently watching gay Canadian hockey smut: what general vibe of gay is this? Heartstopper? Red White and Royal Blue? Looking? Hannibal? We need a way to graph these things; maybe axes like whimsy, murder, yearning, and camp?
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Quick question for everybody who's apparently watching gay Canadian hockey smut: what general vibe of gay is this? Heartstopper? Red White and Royal Blue? Looking? Hannibal? We need a way to graph these things; maybe axes like whimsy, murder, yearning, and camp?
Now I'm curious @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Now I'm curious @profanity.accountant
if you see this, i IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
if you see this, i IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Y'all 👀👀👀 The whole cast should just get in a puppy pile together.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Y'all 👀👀👀 The whole cast should just get in a puppy pile together.
What in the ever loving... she dropped you off at the gym TWICE? Unless you're a personal trainer, why are you needing separate trips? And where is your vehicle, asshole? Plus she ran errands to two of your relatives??? Dude is on here proudly outlining all the reasons why she should drop his ass.
Saw this on threads…so happy I’m single because you watch that lady do all of that..lawd..
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What in the ever loving... she dropped you off at the gym TWICE? Unless you're a personal trainer, why are you needing separate trips? And where is your vehicle, asshole? Plus she ran errands to two of your relatives??? Dude is on here proudly outlining all the reasons why she should drop his ass.
Being alone on Thanksgiving means I can make only the stuff I actually care about! Please observe my cornbread stuffing and broccoli cheese casserole 😋
@loustatter.bsky.social and @graygiantess.bsky.social 😊
@loustatter.bsky.social and @graygiantess.bsky.social 😊
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Being alone on Thanksgiving means I can make only the stuff I actually care about! Please observe my cornbread stuffing and broccoli cheese casserole 😋
@loustatter.bsky.social and @graygiantess.bsky.social 😊
@loustatter.bsky.social and @graygiantess.bsky.social 😊
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Queen
Elton John
The Crüxshadows
2Cellos
Nine Inch Nails
Queen
Elton John
The Crüxshadows
2Cellos
Nine Inch Nails
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
green day
vampire weekend
sufjan stevens
one direction
bastille
green day
vampire weekend
sufjan stevens
one direction
bastille
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen-
Against Me!
Billy Idol
Blondie/Garbage (together)
Blink 182
Bob Dylan
Against Me!
Billy Idol
Blondie/Garbage (together)
Blink 182
Bob Dylan
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Queen
Elton John
The Crüxshadows
2Cellos
Nine Inch Nails
Queen
Elton John
The Crüxshadows
2Cellos
Nine Inch Nails