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Kylo
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December 9, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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(finally settled at the coffeeshop only to find my table is wobbly) i am going to become the Joker
December 4, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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so tired of centrists blaming leftists for centrists losing elections
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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i wish you all a happy start to the third least productive work week of the calendar year, defeated only by december 23 and december 30. may your email auto-replies be bountiful and your friendly reminders sparse
November 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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Blows my mind that Tacitus’ Annals only survived thanks to a single manuscript. Or rather two. The only copy of the first half was saved in a monastery in Germany and the only copy of the second half was in Monte Cassino. That’s how fine the thread that links us to our history.
November 25, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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Tits and Ass
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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On Monday we learnt that 1 in 3 children are living in poverty…

And that deprivation has hit a record high

Given their new found compassion for struggling Brits

Where’s Jeremy Clarkson, Nigel Farage and Andrew Lloyd Webber to fight their corner?

…anywhere?
November 20, 2024 at 8:55 AM
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This app can change the world
November 20, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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Blue sky in the morning feel like u just walked into the office w donuts and everybody feeling good 😭
November 18, 2024 at 1:01 PM
@mukhtar1.bsky.social my man I wanna see some posting. It’s time to leave the bird behind
November 18, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Heartbreak sucks but the music is excellent
November 17, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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Oh, you "heard" there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord? Cite your sources, bro. This is how misinformation spreads
November 17, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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It’s going to be fun watching Musk realize in real time that the US state is big because it has to be big to enrich corporations in a broken economy and sustain the empire. on.ft.com/4eAm25L
Elon Musk’s mission to reinvent American government
Donald Trump has given the billionaire the task of slashing the size of the state. Similar efforts have fallen far short in the past
on.ft.com
November 16, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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Jesse Pinkman would have made a beautiful full time uber eats driver slash soundcloud rapper if not for that white demon
November 15, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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The gladiator helmets in the Naples archeological museum are some of the greatest objects I’ve ever seen on display.
November 15, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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“Everybody who leaves Twitter lives in a bubble. They don’t want to interact with people who have thoughts and values that differ from their own.”

Listen buddy I’m just trying to escape the sex bots
November 15, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Bluesky right now feels a little like all the Whos gathering to sing after the Grinch stole their floofloovers and jingtinglers.
November 15, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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I don’t know if he climbed on top of the leaning tower of pisa and stuck a little Napoleon flag on it, but it was a fast way of saying he took Italy.
November 19, 2023 at 3:35 PM
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November 19, 2023 at 8:37 AM