Kyle the Hooman
kylethehooman.bsky.social
Kyle the Hooman
@kylethehooman.bsky.social
Pup handler. Big. Hypnotist. Trek fan.
Thankful for all the subs who let me play with their mind and make them feel amazing.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Who shall I put into a trance this HypNovember?
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
He loves when his mind goes blank. When I allow him able to think again, he feels amazing. Such energy, happiness, joy. And intense pleasure as he says “Thank you, Sir….” Just as he drops back into a deep blank obedient trance again. And then blank again. And blank again. Such a good good boy!
October 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“Kyle. Not that I don’t believe you, bro. But… c’mon… did you really use hypnosis to give me an off swi——“
October 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Who is doing Loctober?
September 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“Put thoughts in my head, Sir. Make me do things, Kyle. Make me do things for you, Sir.” — I get the sweetest text messages sometimes.
September 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
New request I received recently: “Sir, can you edge me while I am deep in your trance?”
September 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Reminding the important people in your life that they are valued, adored, treasured, never gets old. Do it!
September 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I want to milk some puppies soon. Hypnosis is optional. Any volunteers?
August 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Good boys say, “Yes, Sir.”
August 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Kyle… don’t you dare use your hypnotic powers to make me even more ticklish…. Don’t you dare…”
August 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
That moment when their eyes become unfocused. Train of thought vanishes completely. They suddenly have a goofy smile. Their mind opens wide to my suggestions of intense happiness, deep obedience, deeper submission, immeasurable pleasure, and absolute joy. That’s an amazing moment. Such a good sub.
August 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A recent voice message: “Kyle. Sir. You. Have made. Me. You. Have. turned me. Into. A. An obedient. Obedient. Goon boy. And. Now. I dont. Think. I. Ever. want to. Ever. Want to. cum again. Never. Because. It. Feels. So. Good. Just. Just. Goon. Goon. Goon…. Sir. Oh, Sir. Thank. You. Sir.”
August 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Like this if you would fall deep asleep for me.
August 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Every time he listens to a particular one of my voice messages, his mind goes blank and he has a virtual orgasm. Squirming. Moaning. Touching himself. He knows it will happen. He doesn’t have to listen to the message. But. For some reason… He does. Over. And over again.
August 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Before: “Kyle, I have real doubts. But. Here goes. I hear having an orgasm while under hypnosis is pretty amazing.”

After: … he couldn’t talk for a while, after. Just had a really big smile. And drawing circles on his belly while humming happily. Finally. He did ask when we could do that again.
August 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I offer hypnotic hugs.
August 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Time to put the kinky aside for a moment and talk real. You. Yes, you. Have value. Never doubt it. You. Yes, you. Have strength. Sometimes more than you realize. You. Yes. You. Are worth it. To be loved. Respected. Adored. You. Yes, you. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.
August 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
When the brat has an off switch. And doesn’t know it. But he does when I bring him out of trance. And boy does he grump! Until I make him forget again. This kind of light memory manipulation is lots of fun. But must, like everything else, always be done with consent.
August 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Who’s a GOOD BOY?
August 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hypnotically-induced chastity.
August 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Thinking about doing some one on one hypnosis sessions again soon. Any volunteers? Can be in person if you are in the DC area. Or we can do them virtually.
August 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I put my hand on his arm, by his wrist. I started to slowly move my hand up his arm. The closer my hand got to his shoulder the more relaxed he became. Slipping slowly slowly slowly into a trance. By the time I grasped his shoulder, he was out. I rested his head on my shoulder. Deeply asleep.
August 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Wow. Pups love to be hypnotized.
August 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
When my voice makes someone feel amazing. That makes me very happy.
August 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM