Kurzei
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I can be summed up in just one word. What that word is, I have no idea.
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the prestige (2006)
think i just solved a paradox.

the trick is to have another cat open the box.
January 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I said what I said.
December 27, 2024 at 1:36 AM
December 10, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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Times Square is very appealing right now.
December 10, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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And if their demands aren’t met Sony is threatening to release the whole movie on December 13
December 2, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Hunter's pardon better be the first of a huge flurry of commutations. There are so many cases even more deserving than this one that the Pardon Attorney has recommended granting, and they're just waiting for Biden's signature. It would be inexcusable to see injustice only when it's a family member.
December 2, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Man, it's crazy how a little dust in your eyes can really make the tears flow.

Completely unrelated to that point, I finally watched 765874 Unification.

Definitely not related.
November 27, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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optimist: the cup is half full
pessimist: the cup is half empty
2 girls: hey everyone, watch this
optimist: the cup is half full
pessimist: the cup is half empty
depressimist: uses half cup of water to take 3 effexor XR
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
me: is there coffee in it
November 27, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
November 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Keeb
November 19, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 12:49 PM
This man made me choose between Predator and Robocop.

But, chosen I have...
November 17, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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Don't stop being creative.
Don't stop making things.
Don't stop.
November 13, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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A big, long discussion of #Penguin season finale and why an AEW wrestler will never crossover with a main line DC Comic
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Longbox Heroes episode 736: World's Greatest Lasagna | Longbox Heroes
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November 13, 2024 at 6:06 AM
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You madlads nominated me for both League of their Own and STREAMER OF THE YEAR!!!

GO VOTE!!!
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November 12, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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I want to promise you all that no matter how big this site gets, I will NEVER sell out to the makers of Windex, the world’s leading brand of glass and hard-surface cleaners, known and trusted for over 50 years
November 11, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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November 10, 2024 at 1:45 PM
To the person who programs the Star Trek channel on Pluto TV and is playing Tony Todd episodes today, you are a real one.
a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
Alt: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
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November 10, 2024 at 2:59 AM
One of the best parts of my Voyager and DS9 rewatches was seeing all the times Tony Todd popped up. And seeing The Visitor for the first time (I know, I know).

RIP.
November 9, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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🎉🎉🎉🎉
Bluesky just hit 14M users! 🎉 🎉 🎉
November 8, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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“Musk has all the money in the world. He has the ability to be one of the best informed people in the world. And he’s built for himself a snowglobe of confirmation bias” @mmasnick.bsky.social www.techdirt.com/2024/10/25/l...
Lies, Damned Lies, And Elon Musk
What do you do when the misinformation is coming from inside the house? In the recent book Character Limit, about Musk’s takeover of Twitter, there’s an anecdote that is in the introduction. …
www.techdirt.com
October 26, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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starbucks barista: order for cathy lou

cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
October 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
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𝓣𝓸𝓸 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓼
October 21, 2024 at 12:16 PM