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Kurtis Theorin
@kurtistheorin.bsky.social
Creative Director/Screenwriter at Somethings Awry Productions. He's pretty cool, at least in my book. (he/him)
Slowly turning my home office into Howl's bedroom.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Imagine a contestant smuggling heelies into The Long Walk.
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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It's kinda crazy that we've gone this long without the ability to use italics in all forms of text communication. Why can't I text someone with italics? Why can't I post things here with italics?

Italics convey tone and we've had to use workarounds for like 15 years that just don't feel the same.
October 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My little bro is on fire with this article
September 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When I'm rich and retired, I'm gonna build hidden codes into all my home improvement and interior decoration projects. Turn my house into one big point-and-click adventure style puzzle.
September 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Thirty years ago, that dog beat you at basketball.

Now it's back to ruin your second wedding.

It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball is this month's comedy horror one-page TTRPG.

PDFs, text-only version and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/it-did...
August 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I just turned in my submission to the @onepagerpgjam.bsky.social TechnoDuelist CardBabblers is a two player game of epic card battles where you make up the cards as you play them. Create the BS strategies and nonsense names from your yugioh-fueled dreams!

clipartman.itch.io/technoduelis...
TechnoDuelist CardBabblers! by Clipartman
Epic Card Duels Where You Make Up the Cards!
clipartman.itch.io
August 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You could do a TTRPG dungeon where it's a completely normal ruin but a player is secretly cursed so that every third item they touch turns into a mimic.
July 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If I'm making a mysterious investigative TTRPG that has sort of a theater theme, is it clever or obnoxious to refer to the PCs as "Players"?
June 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Made a new wire sculpture for the home office!
June 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My half-hour pilots are getting longer and longer over the years.
May 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Peter David was an incredible writer of comics, and, I would say, in the top three best ever Star Trek novelists. Spidey 2099, Hulk, Captain Marvel, X-Factor, Young Justice, New Frontier, Imzadi, Q-Squared, I could list his accomplishments all night. May his memory be a blessing
May 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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when I'm already knee deep in multiple creative projects and yet another new idea hits
May 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Wadjet Eye Games makes the finest adventure games! Check them out if you like good writing and feeling melancholy in New York City.
WO🕐🕙🕕O!

Old Skies is OUT.

Join ChronoZen agent Fia Quinn on a time-traveling adventure of spanning 200 years!

Old Skies is a story of love, loss and legacy. And it is 10% off during the first week!

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April 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
How I Thought Sinners Would End:

A MAN approaches a KID playing guitar.

MAN: You play pretty good son! What's your name?

KID: Folks call me Robert Johnson.

PULL OUT out to reveal we are at... THE CROSSROADS

CUT TO BLACK.

Sinnerman by Nina Simone plays.
April 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Art class should never stop being a thing. Like if right after lunch we all got to go down to the basement for an hour, throw on a smock, and make collages out of old magazines while somebody's eccentric, slightly witchy aunt tells us how great we're doing, I feel like we'd all be in a better place.
April 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
How wild could you get with the font on your tax returns before the IRS gets mad? Obviously Wingdings would be too much, but what about Lucida Blackletter or Papyrus? Would you get audited for using Comic Sans?
March 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I finally finished this cool model/sculpture.
March 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
In a Lovecraft sort of way, it makes sense that extended exposure to a magical near-infinite network of knowledge drives many men to madness.
March 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just watched Muholland Drive next to a jukebox with one light constantly flickering - just as David Lynch intended.
March 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
They have finally announced Bocchi The Rock season 2. I am enthused.
February 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Think you could do Sweet Smell of Success (1957) but with influencers?
January 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If you like point-and-click games and wanted a reinterpretation of Wizard of Oz but maybe more noir, check out this game. It's great!
December 19, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Well this is a surprise.

The folks at EA have remembered that Emerald City Confidential exists and have put it on sale for the very first time!

store.steampowered.com/app/37260/Em...
Save 80% on Emerald City Confidential™ on Steam
Work with the world's most cunning detective in the shadowy underbelly of the Emerald City of Oz! As Petra, you'll be lured deep into mysteries involving new foes and familiar faces; Scarecrow, Lion, ...
store.steampowered.com
December 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM