Jean Claude Canned Ham
@kungfucornelius.bsky.social
Trying real hard not to be a dingus. (He/Him)
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I approve cost cutting in the production of new Air Force One planes. imo they shouldn't waste money on inspections at all.
(NYT) - President Trump, furious about delays in delivering two new Air Force One jets, has empowered Elon Musk to explore drastic options to prod Boeing to move faster, including relaxing security clearance standards for some who work on the presidential planes.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...
February 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I approve cost cutting in the production of new Air Force One planes. imo they shouldn't waste money on inspections at all.
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As someone who has reported on AI for 7 years and covered China tech as well, I think the biggest lesson to be drawn from DeepSeek is the huge cracks it illustrates with the current dominant paradigm of AI development. A long thread. 1/
January 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
As someone who has reported on AI for 7 years and covered China tech as well, I think the biggest lesson to be drawn from DeepSeek is the huge cracks it illustrates with the current dominant paradigm of AI development. A long thread. 1/
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John Cheez-It: You can't do this. This is not my vision. Stop
Extra Toasty Cheez-Its: They are staying in the oven 8 seconds longer or we're going to do something even more insane
Crystal Cheez-Its: You Can See Through Us. Please Believe Them. We Taste Like A Cheez-It But We Are Transparent
Extra Toasty Cheez-Its: They are staying in the oven 8 seconds longer or we're going to do something even more insane
Crystal Cheez-Its: You Can See Through Us. Please Believe Them. We Taste Like A Cheez-It But We Are Transparent
January 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
John Cheez-It: You can't do this. This is not my vision. Stop
Extra Toasty Cheez-Its: They are staying in the oven 8 seconds longer or we're going to do something even more insane
Crystal Cheez-Its: You Can See Through Us. Please Believe Them. We Taste Like A Cheez-It But We Are Transparent
Extra Toasty Cheez-Its: They are staying in the oven 8 seconds longer or we're going to do something even more insane
Crystal Cheez-Its: You Can See Through Us. Please Believe Them. We Taste Like A Cheez-It But We Are Transparent
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No one EVER learns the lesson of Surf Dracula
January 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
No one EVER learns the lesson of Surf Dracula
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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
No entity, living or dead, has ever concentrated on performing a task with as much focus as my dog when he decides his testicles need cleaning.
December 14, 2024 at 3:53 PM
No entity, living or dead, has ever concentrated on performing a task with as much focus as my dog when he decides his testicles need cleaning.
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Whether real-life or fiction, finding entertainment or humor in someone else's pain is intolerance, and it is NEVER okay.
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Whether real-life or fiction, finding entertainment or humor in someone else's pain is intolerance, and it is NEVER okay.
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
In 'Settings', click the "Empathy" tab to turn on helpful alerts that will keep your schaudenfreude in check. We're all in this together. #DisneyCares
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I haven't seen this documentary so I'm just speaking of the cover... this genre of nostalgia art grosses me out. Reminds me of the Treehouse of Horror where Homer is force fed donuts in Hell.
November 27, 2024 at 9:05 AM
I haven't seen this documentary so I'm just speaking of the cover... this genre of nostalgia art grosses me out. Reminds me of the Treehouse of Horror where Homer is force fed donuts in Hell.
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There's not much I remember about this show other than a puppet being the building's doorman and putting a hat on a store mannequin made it come to life.
November 25, 2024 at 1:22 AM
There's not much I remember about this show other than a puppet being the building's doorman and putting a hat on a store mannequin made it come to life.
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For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
Kayvan Novak is doing TREMENDOUS work on WWDITS this season. The whole cast is always fantastic, but he’s absolutely killing it this season. Episode 5 was an all-timer.
November 14, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Kayvan Novak is doing TREMENDOUS work on WWDITS this season. The whole cast is always fantastic, but he’s absolutely killing it this season. Episode 5 was an all-timer.
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Secret Panel HERE 👍 tapas.io/episode/1869281
September 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Secret Panel HERE 👍 tapas.io/episode/1869281
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At Shipping Of Theseus, we guarantee fast delivery of your package, or an amalgam of your package and other objects that contains enough of your package to still be considered your package from a philosophical standpoint.
September 14, 2024 at 8:21 PM
At Shipping Of Theseus, we guarantee fast delivery of your package, or an amalgam of your package and other objects that contains enough of your package to still be considered your package from a philosophical standpoint.
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
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Tangential to the day's awesomeness, saw this on Kotaku, and I swear, I never feel less connected to other gamers than I do hearing people hated Final Fantasy XV, for all these reasons, and this doesn't even mention the Florence + The Machine Stand By Me cover playing again over Prompto's photos.
Eight Years Later, Final Fantasy's Best Ending Still Hits Hard
I've come up with a new recipe...for gut-punching heartache
kotaku.com
January 22, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Tangential to the day's awesomeness, saw this on Kotaku, and I swear, I never feel less connected to other gamers than I do hearing people hated Final Fantasy XV, for all these reasons, and this doesn't even mention the Florence + The Machine Stand By Me cover playing again over Prompto's photos.
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Welp, new platform, let do this:
Every year, I don't do a Game of the Year list. I do a video, set to some of my favorite film music that year. Here's 2023.
Go watch. And maybe share it around.
Every year, I don't do a Game of the Year list. I do a video, set to some of my favorite film music that year. Here's 2023.
Go watch. And maybe share it around.
THE 25 BEST GAMES OF 2023: A Video Countdown
Edited by Justin Clark (writer @ Slant Magazine, Gamespot)Donate to David Ehrlich's Gofundme to support the Palestine Children's Relief Fund:https://www.gofu...
youtu.be
January 9, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Welp, new platform, let do this:
Every year, I don't do a Game of the Year list. I do a video, set to some of my favorite film music that year. Here's 2023.
Go watch. And maybe share it around.
Every year, I don't do a Game of the Year list. I do a video, set to some of my favorite film music that year. Here's 2023.
Go watch. And maybe share it around.
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I have to take the small, comforting victories where I can these days.
Well, Gaza is being reduced to rubble with 10,000 casualties so far, the Earth is rapidly warming to inhospitable levels and Donald Trump is roaring back toward re-election but at least the Double Decker Taco will briefly be available at Taco Bell again next month.
November 6, 2023 at 5:22 PM
I have to take the small, comforting victories where I can these days.
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