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Adrian Kuepker
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Seattleite since the 90s. Motorcyclist/Bicyclist. Site Reliability Engineer. Leadership by Anecdote. Owned by Cats. Proud Papa of a Washington State Coug.
Okay, that’s a new one. Fundraising text reputedly from the people that own the Field of Dreams ballfield in Dyersville. Like, wut?

Not withstanding falsity, my folks visited it in the early 90s. I’m sure if it were more-profitable for those farmers they would’ve plowed it and farmed it by now
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
@becu-credit-union.bsky.social What possible reason is there for making me to go through multiple CAPTCHA checks AFTER I already logged into Online Banking just so I can see the account number for one of my Billers? How about something actually useful like Multi-Factor Auth?
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
7am-ish. 30 minutes before dawn and cloudy. Not actually raining. Rider in a black outfit and black helmet on a cheap black mini bike with no lights rides by on a street with no streetlights.

Um, wat?
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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this is the judgmental guardian of doomscrolling, share to be released from compulsively picking up your phone forever
October 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Buddy, I don’t even know where to begin
September 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What is going on here? Is this normal for cats? Is he actually a Flerken?
July 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
One of the best parts about Flying Somewhere to Do A Thing, is seeing other folks in #KEXP swag at the airport and knowing you’ll be home soon
June 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Someone is being excessively Eleven at Mother’s Day dinner today because *Everyone Else* is embarrassing….
May 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The Mistress of the House would really prefer we all just go to bed already so she can sleep on a heated human mattress
May 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Sometimes in this fast-moving and complex modern world, it’s hard to know what’s right and what’s wrong. But here’s a handy rule of thumb: If you are ever on one side of an issue, and Sesame Street is on the other, YOU’RE the bad guy.
April 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Been a long day, and Tess is done with all of us
March 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The drinking lamp is lit. For now we rest, and get ready for another week
March 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My local grocery store is categorically superior to yours because of this, amongst many other reasons
February 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Someday all the Seattleites will discover that light-rail cars have seats and cease blocking the entrance doors while staring at their phones. Thus opens the third seal…
January 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Much like The Grinch’s heart that morning, this dork of a tater-tot’s brain grew two and a half sizes last night as he discovered that we will throw the Favorite Toy again if he fetches it.

Of course, he tried to eat it this morning like the kitten he still is though
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Okay ONE MORE animal post: I strongly recommend our Seattle-area mobile vet Dr. Shana Kitchen. She's very hands-on easy to work with, even takes Venmo! She used to work for our first vet here (who has since retired), so we've known her for ages 👇
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January 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Trying to send this one back, he's clearly functioning incorrectly.
January 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Thou shalt know me by the thin coating of cat fur on all my clothing...
November 13, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Had to break it to the poor little guy that his one brain cell wasn't sufficient to meet the hiring requirement.
November 13, 2024 at 3:29 AM